Chords for Matt Nathanson & Aaron Tap - "Little Red Corvette" (cover)

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_ [Bb] _ [Db] _ _ [Ab] _ _ _
Oh [Db] boy, you wanna hear [C] that one? _ _ _ _ _
_ _ We got a couple more for you, [Gb] thanks for hanging out. _
Can I tell you guys a little story about me and L.L. Bean? _
I did a little Google search, I see there's an L.L. Bean here. _ _
_ I'll tell you a story about L.L. Bean.
Back when I was in high school, I bought a tent.
_ I bought a lot of camping gear, I used to camp a lot when I was a kid.
_ That was only ten years ago. Wow. _
_ Only ten years ago when I was nineteen, _ _ I used to camp a lot.
And so I had this tent, and I used it all the time, and I haven't used it in a while,
and L.L. Bean has a forever return policy.
_ There's a little story about my narcissism.
_ _ _ So I called L.L. Bean and I said, hey guys, how are you?
And the woman was super nice, she's like, how are you?
I'm like, pretty good.
I've got this tent.
And she's like, oh, fantastic.
And I said, it's starting to come apart.
And she's like, well, when did you buy it?
I was like, 1989.
_ _ She goes, well, we have a _ return policy for that, so sure.
Inside the tent, is there anything that indicates what kind of tent it is?
And I was like, nope.
She's like, well, why don't you just describe it to me?
And I described it, she goes, I'm looking through my notes and it sounds like a D1381 tent.
Yeah, we discontinued those way _ _ back, because you're ancient.
_ _ And so I said, well, does it still hold up?
She said, send it back.
So I sent it back and she said, we can [Dm] credit you the amount of money that you bought the
tent for in 1989.
I said, that sounds great.
So I sent the tent back.
[E] I got a [A] credit from L.L. Bean.
I was [E] so excited that I went on social media.
I went on my [D] Twitter.
I went on my Instagram, [Db] InstaStory, and I sang the praises [Dm] of L.L. Bean's return [Bb] policy.
And I sang about how [G] cheap I was.
I'm very cheap.
I could have bought a new [Ab] tent, but I thought, well, shit, [N] if they take it back.
_ _ So anyway, [Bb] _ long story longer, [B] I posted this to all my social media [Dm] outlets, very excited about this.
People commented.
It was fun.
Everybody's cheap.
_ _ _ And then about a month and a half later, [F] my wife was like, did you see this?
And forwarded me an email that [Am] says, L.L. Bean [D] stops their forever [N] return policy. _ _ _ _ _
And I like to think I'm a recovering narcissist, right?
[Eb] Growing up, it was me, me, me.
Now I think it's like me and a couple other people.
[E] _ _
But I'm going to be totally straight with you.
When that happened, I had that moment where I was like, oh my God, I [F] ruined this for everyone.
Like I'm [Ab] Drake.
[D] Like I tweeted something and [A] everybody responded.
Everybody just started returning old half [E] eaten shoes.
They're like, these are slippers [F] I got on L.L. Bean [Bb] in 1776, _ right before the shot
heard around the world.
Can I return it?
The lady's like, yeah, yeah, [A] you can return it.
And then they just were like, forget it.
Matt Nathanson ruined it for everybody.
So I know that's not true, _ [N] but I just want to let you know my brain works. _ _ _ _ _
[Ab] _ _ [Eb] _ _ _ [Eb] _ _ [Bb] _
_ _ _ _ _ [Gm] _ _ _
_ If you know this sing along.
_ _ Guess I should have known [F] the way you parked your car [G] sideways, it wouldn't [Bb] last.
[N] Hold on.
I got this.
Hold on.
Wait.
This is for Prince because he's the best.
_ _ [E] _
_ [B] _ _ [Gb] _ _ _ [Abm] _ _
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[E] Well, I guess I should have [Ab] known by the way you parked your car sideways [B] that it wouldn't last. _ _
See, you're the kind of person [Gbm] who believes in [Gb] making out [Abm] once, love them [E] and leave them [B] fast. _ _
Well, I guess I must be [Gbm] dumb.
She had a pocket full [Gb] of horses. [Abm] Trojan.
Some of them, [E] you. _ _
It was Saturday night.
[Gb] I guess that makes it all right.
And you [Abm] say, what have I got to lose?
[Gb] _ Honey, [E] I can't.
[Gb] Little [B] red car. _ _
_ Maybe you must.
[Abm] You have.
Yes, you [B] are.
Little red car.
They _ need to find a love [Gb] that's gonna last.
[E] Well, I guess I should have closed [Gb] my eyes when you [Abm] drove me to the place where [E] your
horses run free. _
And I felt a little ill [Gb] when I saw all the pictures [Abm] of the jockeys that were there [E] before me.
[B] _
_ Believe it or not, you [Gb] know, I started to worry.
[Abm] I wondered if I had [E] enough. _ _
It was [B] Saturday night.
[Gb] And I guess that makes it all [Abm] right.
And you say, baby, have [Gb] you got enough?
Oh, [B] yeah.
Little red car. _ _
_ _ [E] Maybe you must.
[Abm] You have.
Yes, [E] you are.
Little [B] red car. _
They [E] need to find a love [Gb] that's gonna last. Oh, yeah.
[B] Uh-huh. _ _ _ _ _
[E] _ _ _ _ [Abm] _ _ _ _
_ [B] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ [Gb] _ _ [Ebm]
A body [Bb] like [B] yours on a DMJ.
[Ab] _ Cause love is on the verge of being [B] _ obscene.
_ Move over, baby.
[Gb] Give me the keys.
[Abm] I'm gonna try [Ab] to tame your [Gb] little red love [E] machine.
_ [Gb] Little red [B] car. _
Baby, [E] _ you're [Abm] much too fast.
Yes, you [B] are.
Little red car.
They _ _ need to find a love [Gb] that's gonna last.
[B] _ [Gbm] Little red [B] car. _ _
_ [E] [Gb] Honey, you got [Abm] to slow down.
You got to slow down.
[B] _ Little red car.
Cause when you [E] dance, you're a little red [Gb] car.
You're going right [B] to the ground.
_ _ _ Right down to the [Gb] ground.
_ _ [Abm] Baby, you just got to [B] slow [Gbm] down.
_ [B] You're moving much [E] too fast.
Too [B] fast.
[Gb] Got to find a [B] love that's gonna _ [Bm] _ _
last.
_ _ _ [G] _ _ _ _