Chords for Matt Nathanson - Faster - Live at Beacon Theatre

_ _ _ Hi everybody _ _ _
_ _ _ I was gonna start off first of all this is a show for the kids, but are there any actual kids here?
I'm trying to figure out how much I can swear
[F] _ _ [E] Sir you [N] are not a kid _
You're a handsome motherfucker, but you're not a child
_ Is everybody [Em] doing okay?
[G#] _ _ [F] _ We were gonna [E] come out and do a quiet song and sort of like lull [D#] you into sweetness
But now we're just gonna play something as aggressive as you can with acoustic [G] guitars
_ _ [F] It's totally not aggressive [Bm] at all I
[D#] Need you guys to do something for me [F] because we don't have a band with us
[Em] I need you to put your hands in the air for me.
Would you do this?
I [A] need you to smell each other's essence _ _
_ [G] Would you do it just [N] put it up in the air?
I need to see the lights.
Can I see the house lights?
I need to see the beautiful [Em] faces _ _ _
All right, [D#] sir.
You're not putting [F] your hands up.
Are you okay?
[E] We're in this together
What the fuck I _ [D#] need you guys to do something [N] for me.
It's a synchronized clap.
It's gonna seem difficult _
That guy that just put his hands and you're getting kind of cocky.
You think you can fucking just do this
[E] Hands up.
You can do it hands up [B] sir.
You're handsome, and you're [N] worth it
_ _ _ _ [B] This is how you gotta do it during this song synchronized [A] clap Aaron's gonna show it to you check it _ _
_ _ _ That was it you suck _ _
We try that again hands like this
_ Sir, if you have a beer in your hand find another alcoholic and [F] the two of you can just use your [N] free hands
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_ _ _ _ That was getting better getting better
So you're wearing a suit I want you to try harder
_ Can you do it for me?
Can you do [G] it for me?
Upper West Side hands up in the air you can do it
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_ _ [A] _ _ _ _ That's it
_ [E] That [G] was powerful.
I'm not [A] gonna tell you what happened to my body physiologically, but
[F#] That was incredible
[F] What you're gonna do is you're gonna [Dm] synchronize clap during the [F] verses and then when the chorus comes
You're gonna put your hands down give [F] yourself a rest, but I want you to [N] shake it.
_ I want you to shake it
[B] Like it's Mardi Gras
_ _ [A] You're trying to get beads
Sir you know what I'm [N] talking about
_ Your underpants are made of jello.
Would you like the way it feels?
_ Try [G] it right now shake it if you're sitting down.
I want you just to [F] gracefully bounce from ass [A] cheek to ass cheek
Can you do that? _
[F] All right good hands like this
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This is so called faster
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_ _ Didn't feel [B] right
How you guys [A] doing? _
_ _ [F#] Get drunk enough [D] not get drunk enough
[Am] The drunker you get the [E] more we sound like Slayer
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Raining blood my friend
[Em] All right, I need you [F#m] to put your [Dm] hands in the air for me
[E] You got it? _ _ _ _
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_ [F] [Cm] I'll stop the fucking song I'm not a fucking singer
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