Chords for Max Weinberg is jealous of the Bottle Rockets

[F] _ _ _ _ _ I don't know, I don't know about me, _ _ _ I don't know about that. _ _
_ _ _ _ _ [A#] _ We're back, ladies and gentlemen.
_ _ Now, both Boyd and George will be joining us in just a few minutes. _
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But [N] before we bring them out, there's something I really need to [A#] address.
And I think I have to do it right now, actually.
_ Max?
_ _ Yeah, Conan?
Yeah, before we [B] go any further tonight, I _ wanted to make a point of reassuring you _
_ _ _ [D] _ _ _ that_
You're my number one favorite band in the whole world.
I love you guys [A#] more than anybody else, okay?
Well, thanks, Conan.
I appreciate that.
Yeah. _
_ Yeah, _ you see, Max, I mention it because, _ um_
Well, sometimes I worry that _ you get a little [D] jealous of the guest bands that play on our show.
And you really shouldn't.
That's just silly.
Of course I like you [E] guys the best, you know?
_ What do you mean, Joe?
_ _ _ _ Well, Max, I was a little disappointed with what happened the other night.
You know, I think, frankly, and I think you'll admit it's true, I think you were jealous_
Of all the attention our musical guest was getting.
I'm _ _ _ sorry, Conan.
I don't know what you're talking about. _ _ _
I hate to do this, but_
Come on, Max.
The Bottle Rockets were on [N] the show, and you admit this.
You got a little [F#] competitive _ with them.
You really did.
_ Liz, Liz, Liz, roll the [A#] tape from when the Bottle Rockets were on the show.
I'm sorry, Max.
Take a look, folks.
_ _ _ Please join me in giving a nice, warm welcome to the Bottle Rockets!
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_ _ _ Straight from 12th grade in the juvenile age, buddy, buddy, buddy, [A] he's had [F#] my exams.
They could see a law _ enforcement person, got me a gun [A] and a badge, [F#] I'm a man.
[B] _ [A] [F#] Weed our guns, weed our guns.
_ 43 from where I was sitting, 30 miles an [A] hour, it's a law [F#] of our land.
Please remove your license by your registration, and what is the name of your [A] [B] church?
Call 12, [Am] [D#m] the lines are there all night, just till the rockets [F#] _ _ _ ring. _
_ Please _ remove your license by your registration, and what is the name of [A] your [F#] church?
_ [B] [A] Weed [F#] our guns, weed _ _ our guns.
I'm taking my _ gun, _ [B] [A] weed [F#] my guns.
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[A] Weed [A#m] our [Em] guns, [F#] did my man do a re-lock down? _ _ _ _ _
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_ [A#] _ _ _ He's going down to the _ [F#] Humpburgers, there's a man there, [A] he's got a bad girl.
_ [F#] A new post-gun's even got me living.
One of them's got [F#m] blood.
_ _ _ [B] _ [A] [F#] Weed our guns, weed our guns. _ _ _ _ _
[A#] You see, _ I know I'm right.
_ Come on, _ _ _ _ _ _ come on Max, what's the story?
_ Ah, screw them if they can't take a joke.
_ _ _ The attitude of our show.
All right ladies and gentlemen, thank you very much Max, you'll get better.
We'll be right back with Boy George.
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