Chords for May the Bird of Paradise Fly up Your Nose

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One fine day [B] as I was walking [E] down the street, _ Spied a beggar man with rags [B] upon his feet, _
[E] Took a penny from my pocket, [A] in his tin cup I did drop it, [E] And I heard him [B] say as I made [E] my retreat, _
May the bird of paradise fly up to your nose, _ May an elephant caress you [B] with its toes, _
[E] May your wife be plagued with runners [A] in her hose, May the bird of [B] paradise [E] fly up to your nose,
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My laundry [B] man is really [E] on his toes, _ Found a hundred dollar bill [B] among my clothes, _
[E] When he called me I came running, [A] And I thought that he was funnin',
[E] But I heard him [B] say as he went [E] out the door, _ May the bird of paradise fly up to your nose, _
May an elephant caress you with [B] its toes, _ [E] May your wife be plagued with runners in [A] her hose, _
[E] May the bird of [B] paradise fly [E] up to your nose, _
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I was way behind [B] one day to catch a train, The taxi driver said we'll make it just [B] the same, _
[E] As speedcub made [G#] it with us, And [A] as he wrote out the ticket, I [E] stood by politely [B] waiting for [E] my change,
May the bird of paradise fly up to your nose, May an elephant caress you with [B] its toes,
May [E] your wife be plagued with runners in [A] her hose,
May [E] the bird of [B] paradise fly up to [E] your nose,
May the bird of paradise fly up to your nose,
May an elephant caress you with [B] its toes, May [E] your wife be plagued with runners in [A] her hose,
May [E] the bird of [B] paradise fly up [E] to your nose, _
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