Me And My Monkey Chords by Robbie Williams

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[Bb] _ _ _ _ [Ab] _ _ _ _
[Cm] _ _ _ _ [Fm] _ _ _ _
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[Cm] It was me and my monkey [Fm] and with his dungarees and rollerblades
[Gm] Smoking filthy tips reclining [Bb] in the passenger seat of my [Ab] supercharged jet black
_ Chevrolet [C] he had the soft top down [Fm] he liked the [F] wind in his face [Bb] he said son you ever been to
Vegas I said no he said that's where [Ab] we're gonna go you need a change of pace [Cm] oh and we hit the
strip [Fm] with all the wedding chapels and the neon signs [Gm] he said I left [Bb] my wallet in Elsegundo and
[Ab] proceeded to take two grand of mine [Gm] we made tracks to the [Fm] Mandalay Bay Hotel [Gm] asked the bellboy if he'd take me
[Fm] and my monkey as well [Gm] he looked in the passenger seat of my car [Fm] oh with a smile he said [Gm] if your
monkey's got that kind of money sir [G] then we've got a monkey
Me [Cm] _ and my monkey [Fm] with a dream and a gun
[Bb] I love my monkey [Ab] don't point that gun at anyone [Cm] me and my monkey like [Fm] Butch and the Sunday's kid
[Bb] _ trying to understand [Ab] why he did what he did why he did what he did [Cm] he went the elevator [Fm] I hit the
33rd floor [Bb] we had a room up top with a panoramic view it was like [Ab] nothing you'd ever seen before _
[Cm] he went to sleep in the bday [Fm] when he awoke [Gm] he ran his little monkey fingers [Bb] through the yellow pages
caught up escort [Fm] services and ordered some [Ab] okie doke [Cm] _ 40 minutes later [Fm] they came up knock at the
door [Bb] and walked this big badass baboon into my [Ab] bedroom with three monkey horns [Cm] hi my name is
sunshine [Fm] these are my girls _
[Bb] lace my palm with silver baby oh [Ab] yeah and they'll rock your world
[Gm] so I watch pay-per-view [F] unpolish my [Fm] shoes and my gun [Gm] was sticking on Kirk
I could bang sing [Fm] about _ lithium
[Gm] it came a knock at the door and it walked [Fm] _ sunshine
[Gm] what's up you better get your ass in here boy your monkey's having [G] too much of a good time
[Cm] me and my monkey [Fm] drove in search of the sun [Bb] me and my monkey [Ab] don't point that gun at anyone
[Cm] me and my monkey [Fm] like real little kid _
[Bb] trying to understand [Ab] why he did what he did why he did what
he did [Cm] got [C] tickets to see Sheena Easton the monkey [F] was high [Bb] said it was a [Bbm] burning ambition to see her
[Abm] before [Ab] he died [Cm] we left before encore [Dm] he [F] couldn't sit still [Bb] _ Sheena was a blast baby [F] but my
monkey was ill [Cm] _ when I played blackjack [Bb] kept hitting [F] 23 [Bb] couldn't help but notice this Mexican [Ab] just
staring at me [C] _ wasn't my monkey [F] I couldn't be sure [Bb] it's not like you've never seen a monkey
roll [Ab] of blazing lumber is before [Gm] now don't test my patience because [Fm] we're not about
to run [Gm] that's a badass monkey boy [Fm] and he's packing a gun _
[Gm] my name is Rodriguez he [Fm] says
with death in his eye [Gm] I've been chasing you for a long time amigos [G] and now your monkey's gonna die _
[Cm] _ _ _ [Fm] drove in search of the sun [Bb] me and my monkey we [Ab] don't wanna kill no Mexican but [Cm] we got
say it's your fingers [Fm] a one thing to the girl _
[Bb] man the monkey is high you [Ab] do not stare you do not
[Cm] _ _ _ _ [Fm] _ you do [Bb] not stare
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[Cm] looks like we got ourselves a Mexican standoff here [Fm] boy and I ain't [Cm] about to run _
[Bb] get your gun down boy [Ab] how did I get mixed up with this fucking monkey [Cm] anyhow _ _ _ _ _ _ _