Chords for Me And My Monkey

Me and my monkey! _ _ _ _
_ [Fm] _ _ _ [Bb] _ _ _ _
[Ab] _ _ _ _ [Cm] _ _ _ _
[Fm] _ _ _ _ [Bb] _ _ _ _
[Ab] _ _ _ [Cm] It was me and my monkey
[Ab] And with his donkeries and rollerblades
[Bb] Smoking filter tips, clowning in the passenger seat of my [Fm] supercharged jet black [Ab] Chevrolet
[Cm] He had the soft top down
[Fm] He liked the wind in his face
[Gm] He said, son, you ever been to [Bb] Vegas?
I said, no
He said, that's where [Ab] we're gonna go, you need a change of pace
[Cm] And when we hit the strip
[D] With all the wedding chapels and the neon signs
[Gm] He said, I, I [Bb] left my wallet in El Segundo
And [Fm] proceeded to take [Ab] two grand of mine
[Gm] _ We made tracks to the [Fm] Mandalay Bay Hotel
_ [Gm] _ Asked the bellboy if he'd take [Fm] me and my monkey as well
[Gm] He looked in the passenger seat of my car [Fm] and with a smile he said
[Gm] If your monkey's got that kind of money, sir, [G] then we've got monkey pay
_ [Cm] _ Me and my monkey
[Fm] The dreamin''s gone
[Bb] I'm hopin' my monkey
[Ab] Don't want that gun at any [Cm] war
Me and my monkey
[Fm] The [D] little kid
[Bb] _ Tryin' to understand [Ab] why he did what he did
Why he did what he [Cm] did
He got in the elevator
[Fm] And hit the 33rd floor
[Gm] He had this big [Bb] room up top with a panoramic view
[Ab] It was like nothin' you've ever seen before
[Cm] He went to sleep in the bidet
[Fm] And when he awoke
[Gm] He ran his little monkey fingers through the yellow pages
[Fm] Ordered escort services and ordered [Ab] some oatmeal
_ [Cm] _ Forty minutes later
Hello
[Fm] They came and knocked at the door
[Gm] And walked this big fat ass baboon into my [Ab] bedroom
With three [Ab] monkey roars
[Cm] _ My name is Sunshine
[D] And [Fm] these are my girls
[Bb] _ Lace my palm in silver, baby
[Ab] Oh man, they're gonna rock your world
[Gm] So I watched pay-per-view on [Fm] Poli-Slide
Shoes and my gun
[Gm] _ Pickin' on Kurt Cobain
[Fm] Sing about Libya
_ [Gm] They came and knocked at the door
And they [Fm] walked Sunshine What's [Gm] up?
You better get your ass in here, baby
Your [G] monkey's havin' too much of Agent Tide
_ [Cm] Me and my monkey
[Fm] We're dreamin' of God
[Bb] I hope that my monkey
[Ab] Don't point that gun at anyone
_ [Cm] Me and my monkey _
[Fm] Billy the Kid
_ [Bb] _ Tryin' to understand
[Ab] Why he did what he did
Why he did what he did
[Cm] We got tickets to see Sheena Easton
[F] The monkey was high
_ [Bb] He said it was a burning ambition to [Ab] see her
Before he died
[Cm] _ We left before encore
He [F] _ couldn't sit still
[Eb] _ Network was a blast, baby
[Ab] But my monkey was ill
[Cm] _ When I played blackjack [D] Hittin' [F] 23
_ [Bb] _ Couldn't help but notice this guy in a blue and white [Ab] shirt
Starin' at me
[Cm] _ Wasn't my monkey
[Fm] I [Cm] couldn't be sure
_ [Gm] _ It's not like you've never seen a monkey in [F] dungarees and [Ab] rollerblades before
[Gm] _ Don't test my patience
Cause [Fm] when I rebound So wrong
[Gm] That's a bad-ass monkey, boy
[Cm] And he's back in a song
[Gm] My name is Rodriguez He's [Fm] head
With death in his eyes
[Gm] I've been following you for a long time, baby
[G] _ _ _ _ [Cm] Me and my monkey _
[Fm] A dream and a song
_ [Bb] Me and my monkey
[Ab] We don't wanna shoot the next sitcom
[Cm] But we got
Ten inchy fingers _
[Fm] One thing to declare
_ [Bb] When my monkey is high
[Ab] You do not stare
You do not [Cm] stare _ _ _
[Fm] _ _ You do [Bb] not stare _ _
[Ab] _ _ _ _ [Cm] _ Looks like we got ourselves a Mexican [Fm] standoff here, boy
[C] _ _ [Bb] And I ain't about to run
[Ab] _ _ _ [Gm] Put your gun down, [Cm] boy
Somebody's gonna get hurt
_ _ _ _ _ [N] _ _ _