Chords for Me and the I.R.S.

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_ _ _ All right, _ I'm gonna tell a man at the IRS,
this [Db] old boy, hell, I've had [Ab] enough, _ _
of the way the big man rakes it in,
[Bb] the little man coughs [Eb] it up. _
[Ab] Well, the bite keeps getting bigger, _
and the paychecks are getting [Db] small.
You [Ab] know, the IRS, [F] they ain't gonna rest
[Bb] till they [Ab] think they've got it all. _ _
[Db] They got the gloves on a lot of folks,
[Ab] _ [G] but listen, I ain't one. _ _
[Bb] From now on, I'm keeping my pay.
[Eb] _ Ain't gonna deduct none, _
[Ab] so erase my name from your record. _
Take me off your [Db] mailing list. _
[Ab] You can write me [F] off,
because [Db] I ain't giving a dime to the IRS.
[Ab] _ _
_ _ _ _ [E] _ _ [A] _ _
_ _ _ _ Well, it's hard to keep my hands on my woman,
with Uncle Sam's hand in my pants.
_ And if I can't [E] afford the music,
_ [B] _ how in the [Gb] hell am I [E] gonna dance?
_ [Am] Now, if everybody keeps getting his fair share,
I might [Gb] back [D] up and say, yeah.
[B] _ [A] But the big man [Gb] plays while the little man pays,
so to [A] hell with the IRS.
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They got the gloves on a lot of folks,
[A] _
[Ab] but sucker, I ain't one. _ _
[B] From now on, I'm keeping my pay.
[E] Ain't gonna deduct none,
so [A] put your 1044 where the sun don't shine
and straighten out your own [D] damn means. _
[A] You can write me off,
[Gb] because I ain't giving [B] a dime to the [E] IRS. _
[Ab] You [A] can write me off,
[Gb] because I ain't giving [B] a dime to the IRS.
[A] _ _
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_ _ You want to know why? _
[C] Because [Db] they just bought it.
[E] _ _ Hell, you can take what they spent studying [Em] the sex habits
of the South American swamp [Db] rat
[E] and keep us all in beer for the next 100 [Em] years.
_ [Am] _ _ _
[E] _ [A] Bloodsucker. _ _ _ _
[E] You ever see Dracula in a great flannel suit, honey?
_ [A] _
Well, look up.
He will, [G] I'll bet.
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