Chords for Medicine Ball

_ [F] _ _ Oh [Fm] my goodness, what have I done?
[F] _ _ Oh [Fm] no, _ _ I can't believe it.
_ [F] _ It's [Fm] like _ _ I've got the whole world [F] in my palm.
[Fm] _
_ And [Gb] I'm ready to trip.
[Ab]
Welcome [F] to the Slim Shady Mecca, Rebecca.
[Fm] It's the village in New York right next to the Tri-Decker.
That's my [F] sector, homosexual [Fm] disector.
Come again, rewind selector.
I said nice [F] rectum, I had a bisectomy, [Fm] Hector.
So you can't get pregnant if I bisexually wreck ya.
Pinnable [F] lector in the guy sex and I bet [Fm] I tantalize ya.
In less than five seconds I get ya.
They say one [F] spitting means twice shy.
Well, my [Fm] next to the guy with nine ecstasy pills and five extra.
Boxers and [F] ribbed condoms in quantities wide.
[Fm] Yes, I took the rest of the Lunesta pills from my dresser.
That's my [F] kind of hive, what else did I try, [Fm] Lester?
Chop, kick the beets before second trimester.
Perform the [F] home abortion with Dactyl and I [Fm] guess I'll dig a fetus out with a wire hanger and digest her.
I [F] guess it's time for you to [Fm] hate me again.
Let's begin, now hand me the pin.
How should [F] I begin it and where does it all [Fm] end?
The world is just my medicine ball, you're all in.
I said I [F] guess it's time for you to [Fm] hate me again.
Let's begin, now hand me the pin.
How should [F] I begin it and where does it all [Fm] end?
My medicine ball, you're in my medicine ball, Grin.
On my west [F] side, bitches, throw it up.
Put [Fm] a balloon inside your pussy, weep and blow it [Ab] up.
Man, I think that [F] he can sell off the deep and show it [Fm] up.
So you better change the station to keep from throwing up.
Man, you've seen it [F] all before, you're all too familiar with [Fm] it.
There's a penis on the floor and two balls, so you know who did it?
You know you're [F] with it, girl, don't front.
Oh no, you [Fm] didn't.
I won't rape all the pussycat dolls, Nicole, you kidding?
I'll pee on [F] Rihanna, see, man, I do what I wanna.
[Fm] Spray perfume in the sauna, rube cream, stick glue in Madonna.
To the lazy boy, [F] sofa folder and tutor sit on her.
[Fm] Imagine the visual for that man, who would have thought her?
Could ever be such [F] a relentless prick, unleashing his [Fm] vengeance.
Put the chick so off, she looks like she outlived her life sentence.
I never [F] meant this line to be so offensive.
[Fm] If you weren't so defensive, it wouldn't be.
You're so sensitive.
I [F] guess it's time for you to [Fm] hate me again.
Let's begin, now hand me the pen.
How should [F] I begin it and where does it all end?
[Fm] The world is just my medicine ball, you're all in.
I said, I [F] guess it's time for you to [Fm] hate me again.
Let's begin, now hand me the pen.
How should [F] I begin it and where does it all [Fm] end?
The world is just my medicine ball, you're in my medicine ball grin.
Put Christopher [F] Reeves on a unit cycle with a [Fm] kickstand.
Kick it up and push him and lead him right in the quicksand.
Here you [F] need a hand, big man, grab hold of this [Fm] branch with both hands.
Man, they don't understand, I'm just a sick [Ab] man.
Now [F] everybody's pissed at me, like it's my [Fm] fault.
This name rhymes with so many different words, geez.
So one [F] last time, Mr.
Christopher [Fm] Reeves.
Won't you break it down for me and just spit the verse, please? _
Eminem, I'm coming to kill you.
Always hated you and I still do.
You'll never fill my shoes, my Superman costume. _
Doesn't even fit you, they don't feel [Ab] you.
You're [F] taking this shit too far.
_ [Fm]
Who do you think you are?
Hang my suit up in the armoire.
Every day I hate you more and more.
Throw down the cardboard, let's break dance if you think you're hardcore.
I [F] guess it's time for you to hate [Fm] me again.
Let's begin, now hand me the pen.
How should I [F] begin it and where does it all end?
[Fm] The world is just my medicine ball, you're all in.
I [F] guess it's time for you to hate [Fm] me again.
Let's begin, now hand me the pen.
How should I [F] begin it and where does it all end?
[Fm] My medicine ball, you're in my medicine ball, Grimm. _
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