Chords for Meet The Cleverlys - Viewer Mail

[B] _ _ [Am] Uh, I like a slide of ham.
Right over here, my nephew Alto, this is where he smokes all the meat.
Some people [F] ask me, uh, [Bb] how'd you get involved with pottery?
You [Gm] might notice my teeth are [N] capped. _ _ _ _ _ _ _
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Hi friends, it's time for viewer mail.
That's when you the viewer get to ask us the questions you've been dying to ask [N] us through the mail.
This person here is from Sharon Downwind and she's from Minot, North Dakota.
We thank you for your question, Sharon.
And she writes, we sure do miss you boy, Junior.
In the group and understand he gave up music for the art of pottery.
_ When did he find that this was his calling?
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_ Some people ask me, uh, how'd you get involved with pottery?
_ Well, when I was in the Eastern Kentucky Correctional Facility after Mama died,
_ I kind of went, kind of went postal and developed this disorder called DID, _
Dissociative Identity Disorder, and took on the personality of another guy by the name of David,
who was a bad alcoholic that was real comfortable in the nude.
All right, well this next one is, uh, it's all the way from Limon, Peru.
DeLores Martinez Lopez writes a question about [N] Junior Junior, my youngest.
_ She says, what's up with Junior Junior's teeth?
_ Well, see he got to showing out on the tilt-a-whirl at the county fair, and he stood up.
Don't ever do that.
She has a two-part question.
The second part of her question is, how does he sing with them? _ _
I'll let him answer this one.
You might notice my teeth are capped.
For five years I didn't sing, because all of my S's, I whistled through all my S's.
And you know what it's like singing,
Walk softly on this heart of mine.
It doesn't sound good like that, so I got my teeth capped.
And the ladies like it.
They like _ my teeth a lot better now.
_ I like any lady, any girl, you know, really.
I got no preferences.
I like anything from a young hippie chick to a _ retired lunch lady.
This one right here comes in from Jenna Churchwell from Grenada, Mississippi.
Jenna writes, I just love Harvey D.
Cleverley.
I need to know more about him.
Could you tell me, Mr.
Cleverley, what does he really like?
Well, he likes a lot of stuff, _ but he's really intrigued by the art of illusion.
_ _ I like his sleight of hand.
Got this trick I've been working on here, _ _ this quarter. _ _ _ _
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_ _ _ _ Well, looky here, we got one come all the way from Seattle, Washington.
Chick Blitzer asks us, he says, how does Miles draw his inspiration for his lovely sonnets?
All the infections that the sun sucks up from Bog's Fins Flats on Prosper Fall
and make him by Inchmeal a disease.
Hey, we got one right here from LJ Sutterfield from Big Flat, Arkansas.
LJ writes, people's always bragging on old Alto's meat.
_ Tell me, is it as good as they say it is?
Right over here, my nephew Alto, this is where he smokes all the meat.
And let me tell you what, you can't beat Alto's meat.
_ What you got there, son?
How'd it turn out this year?
I think it turned out pretty good.
Let me pull my bone out and I'll give you a piece.
Give me a big piece.
There you go.
Look at it.
Look how juicy that is. _ _
Mmm, son.
Y'all did yourself this year, son.
You got the best meat in town.
Hey, _ _ y'all put the cameras down, go over here and grab you a bone,
and let him Alto give you a piece of his meat.
Mmm, that's good.
That's good stuff, son. _ _
Real good. _ _ _ _ _
_ _ Hillary Charles from Houma, Louisiana writes,
this is a question about my brother Vernon Dean.
She writes, VD seems like the silent type.
Does he ever say anything? _
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_ _ _ _ _ _ Nope.
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