Mel McDaniel-Plastic Girl Chords

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Well, I knew I had to have her so I sent off in the mail [Ab] when I saw her picture in that magazine
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And when the postman brought her I thrilled when I blew up
[Ab] prettiest plastic girl [Db] you've ever seen _
Well, I called my new girl Wendy and Wendy blew my mind
[Ab] Cause no one never had her [Db] before me _
And girls like that are getting
Awful hard to find [Ab] so I plan to keep her till [Db] eternity _
Oh, [Gb] she's my life-size wife [Db]-size
full-grown blow-up plastic girl
And ain't nothing missing _
[Gb] And she's more than just a friend and she never has a headache [Db] or bad breath
[Ab] when we're kissing
And [Gb] she's there when you need her and she doesn't have a dog [Db] and her skin's as smooth [Ab] as a pearl _
my life-size wife-size
full-grown blow-up [Db] plastic girl
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_ [Db] _ _ _ Well, I didn't tell nobody
Except my best friend Earl [Ab] because you can't trust just anyone you [Db] see
_ _ And every night when I came home all tired from making pizza
[Ab] Wendy would be waiting there [Db] for me
_ And she always left me breathless every time I blew her up
[Ab] The way that she filled out that see [Db]-through gown
_ And my ego got inflated
Every time that she did
[Ab] I felt sure she needed me [Db] around
Well, [Gb] she's my life-size wife [Db]-size
full-grown blow-up plastic girl _
And ain't nothing missing
And [Gb] she's more than just a friend and she never has a headache [Db] or bad breath
when [Ab] we're kissing
And [Gb] she's there when you need her and she doesn't have a dog and [Db] her skin
Is as smooth as [Ab] a pearl
_ my life-size wife-size
full-grown blow-up [Db] plastic girl _
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One night I came home anxious with Wendy on my mind
[Bb] and it broke my heart in two when I [Eb] walked in and
_ Found the one I always thought would always be just mine
[Bb] Laying there with Earl my [Eb] best friend _
Well, I never dreamed that Wendy would be the cheating kind
[Bb] And I didn't think that Earl would [Eb] let me down _
_ But you don't know what can happen in these mixed-up times
[Bb] There sure are lots of weirdos [Eb] running around
Well, [Ab] she's my life-size wife [Eb]-size
full-grown blow-up plastic girl
And I'm gonna miss her
Cuz she [Ab] was more than just a friend and she never had a headache
[Eb] Or bad breath when [Bb] I would kiss her _
[Ab] But a man must have his pride so I can't take her back [Eb] now
Not after catching her [Bb] girl _ _
my life-size wife-size
full-grown blow-up [Eb] plastic girl _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [Bb] _ _ [Fm] my [Bb] plastic girl
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