Chords for memes to make you unemployed

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_ _ _ _ _ _ [D] _ [N] _
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_ _ _ I'm a boy so _ _ _ _ none.
Testing out my dog's barking collar. _ _
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I just let the turtle lay all the time.
Well I'm a boy so none.
Mommy turtles do you think lay over a hundred at once?
And it's cool because if the [Dm] sand on the beach is cold,
all the little [G] baby turtles will be boys.
And if it's warm, [N] they'll all be girls.
And that's why dudes are cool and chicks are totally fine.
[A#m] I had [C] you looking in the wrong section.
How could I be so stupid?
[G] _ [N] Large _ _ _ _ _
[B] [F#] frying pan onto your stove top over medium [E] heat.
Add a splash of oil and heat for one minute.
[F#] Place down your cheeseburger patty.
Cook for 60 seconds then flip.
Add butter. _ _
[Bm] Thank _ _ [N] you.
What's that behind your ear mate?
Look at that.
Boom!
_ I'm impressed.
We do have a chicken nugget.
Holy shit.
It's water gun Kelly.
This guy hooked up with my mom for sure.
Go to talk to your CPA about the taxes that you're cheating.
Tuesday's for the kids, Sunday's for the parent.
Thursday's for a divorce.
_ What's up Nigga?
Just got back from the church.
Heard a good one, wanted to share it with you.
Mm, mm, mm, [A] mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm.
Do trees poop?
Do they poop?
_ [N] _
Well, of course they do.
How would we get number two pencils? _ _ _
_ Later, gator!
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[G#] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [C#] _ _ _ [Fm] I'm sorry, Mr.
Jackson.
[N] _ Thank God.
We didn't let you _ eat.
Thank God.
We were going to eat.
Thank God.
I promise I won't do it again.
Try not to Fortnite dance challenge.
Level expert. _
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[Bm] Voila.
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_ [Em] _ _ [C#] _ _ [G] _ _ _
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[F#] _ _ _ _ _ [Am] _ _ _
What don't [D#] women understand about men?
_ Cheeseburgers. _
[Dm] _ _ [C#] _ [F] _ [Dm] _ _ [G] _ [C] _
[Dm] _ _ _ [C] _ [F] _ [A#] _ [F] _ _
[N] _ _ _ _ This is the last stop on this train.
Everyone please leave the station. _ _ _ _
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_ _ Thank [D#m] you.
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[N] _ _ _ My little brother was watching Cocomelon and sadly got shot by a stray bullet.
My family is going through a hard time.
Please make a song in his memory.
This is so sad.
I got [C] you.
I _ [B] _ [C] _
[G] _ _ beat up [C] too many [D] goddamn_ _
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_ _ _ _ [N] _ Hey, excuse me, excuse me.
Give me any dare.
Just give me a dare to do.
Any dare.
Go inside Starbucks and hop over the counter.
Like, hop over the counter?
Yeah.
Okay.
Alright, here, hold this.
Alright. _ _
_ _ Are you serious? _ _ _
_ _ [C#] _ [F#] You will not do it.
I got it. _
[B] Caution horses?
[F] That seems like a [G#] strange thing to warn somebody.
I'm told all the time that my job [G#m] must be so fun because I get to play with [A#] dogs all the time.
But this dude has been [D#m] screaming the entire time.
[D#] _ _
[F] [A#m] What on earth?
[D#] _ _ [F#] _ [G#] [F#] I think our [C#] animal here are our sea [Fm] lions.
What about you, Harper?
Are [D#] you the loudest at the airport?
I kinda got a little angry.
Did you kill him?
No, I didn't kill him.
But I did kidnap his wife.
I think I finally [C#] found what I was [Fm] put on this earth to do.
Knife goes [G#m] in, guts come out.
Knife goes [D#m] in, guts come [F] out.
Spare my [Bm] life and I will grant you three wishes.
I [F#m] put this [C#] f***ing egg in [F#] vinegar.
It's [C#] squishy, bro.
No!
Home, where laughter is shared [D] and memories begin.
We all who enter as guests leave as friends.
[N] _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ Aaaaaah!
Ha!
_ Go on, bro.
If you walk through that door, we're done.
If you walk through that door, we're done.
_ Wow, R- _ _ _
Oh, my _ [A] _ _ [N] _ _ _
_ God. _ _ _ _
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God. _ _ _ _
_ _ More batteries!
_ Hey, _ _ _ that's_
it's borderline dangerous.
Yeah, why don't you just drop a car battery on her head?
Car battery!
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[A#] _ [B] Oh, my [G] God. _ _
[N] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
Oh, _ _ _ _ _ my God.
Oh, my God.
Why does my squeaky door sound like Yoshi?
_ _ Hey, I'm the f***ing green lizard from M-
From the beautiful [C] mind of Dominic James,
introducing [Cm] the Doom Squad!
[B] Woo!
[E] I'll tell you what, you [G#] f***er.
Oh, my God.
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[N] _ _ _ Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Bro, bro, you have an AR, bro!
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F*** _ you, you b***h!
Yo mama.
Yo mama, yo bald-headed a**.
Nah, you mad.
I ain't mad, b***h.
Look where you working at, bro.
You mad.
Nah, [C] look where you at. _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[N] There's three reasons why I wouldn't be a good waifu.
Behold!
[G] The Sutterf***erpeniter! _ _ _ _ _
_ Oh, no.
[E] _ [F] Oh, no. _
[E] Oh, no.
_ [D#] _ [A] _ [N] _ _
[C#] Nothing will stop me.
Not _ [B] [F#] even_
[Cm] _