Mental Floss Chords by Jimmy Buffett
Tempo:
118.05 bpm
Chords used:
C
Gm
G
Cm
Am
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
Start Jamming...
[C]
[Gm] [Am]
[C] I'd like [Gm] to be [C] a [G]
jellyfish, [C] [Gm] jellyfish don't pay rent.
[F] They don't [G] want, they don't talk with [C] some [Gm] Euro trash accent.
[F] They're just [Cm] simple protoplasm, [Am] clear [Cm] as cellophane.
[C] They [Gm] ride the winds of fortune, [C]
[Ab] life without [G] a brain.
[F] In one [Cm] ear and out the other, [C] don't you get crisscrossed.
[Gm]
[A] I recommend [Bb] [Cm] you try [A] a [G] little [A] mental floss.
[D] [C]
[Gm]
[C] It's the [Cm] small, small problems that keep me so upset.
[G] And send [Cm] me seeking [C]
shelter beneath my [Gm] mosquito net.
[F] I [Cm] stay there for hours, protected [G] from the night.
[C] All those [Gm] insects and [C] vipers, [Ab] and other things [G] that bite.
[D] In [Bb] one ear and [G] out the [Am] other, [C] don't you get crisscrossed.
[A] I recommend [Bb] you try [Am] a little mental floss.
[D] [Gm] [Am]
[G] [C]
[C]
[Gm] [C] [Gm] [C]
[Gm] [Am]
[C] [Gm] [C]
[Gm]
[C] I'd like [Gm] to be a
[C] jellyfish, [Gm] jellyfish don't pay [Am] rent.
[C] [Ab] They don't [F] want, they don't talk [C] with some Euro trash accent.
[C]
[Cm] They're just simple protoplasm, clear as cellophane.
[C] They [Gm] ride the winds [C] of fortune,
[Ab] life without [G] a brain.
[F] It's in one [Bb] ear [Cm] and out [F] the other, [C] don't you get [D] crisscrossed.
[A] I recommend [Bb] [Cm] you try [Bb] a [G] little mental floss.
[Dm] It's in one [G] ear [Cm] and out [Am] the other, [C] don't you get crisscrossed.
[F] I recommend [Bb] [Cm] you try a [Gm] little mental [G] floss.
[C]
Don't forget to floss every day.
Mental.
[Bb]
[Gm] [Am]
[C] I'd like [Gm] to be [C] a [G]
jellyfish, [C] [Gm] jellyfish don't pay rent.
[F] They don't [G] want, they don't talk with [C] some [Gm] Euro trash accent.
[F] They're just [Cm] simple protoplasm, [Am] clear [Cm] as cellophane.
[C] They [Gm] ride the winds of fortune, [C]
[Ab] life without [G] a brain.
[F] In one [Cm] ear and out the other, [C] don't you get crisscrossed.
[Gm]
[A] I recommend [Bb] [Cm] you try [A] a [G] little [A] mental floss.
[D] [C]
[Gm]
[C] It's the [Cm] small, small problems that keep me so upset.
[G] And send [Cm] me seeking [C]
shelter beneath my [Gm] mosquito net.
[F] I [Cm] stay there for hours, protected [G] from the night.
[C] All those [Gm] insects and [C] vipers, [Ab] and other things [G] that bite.
[D] In [Bb] one ear and [G] out the [Am] other, [C] don't you get crisscrossed.
[A] I recommend [Bb] you try [Am] a little mental floss.
[D] [Gm] [Am]
[G] [C]
[C]
[Gm] [C] [Gm] [C]
[Gm] [Am]
[C] [Gm] [C]
[Gm]
[C] I'd like [Gm] to be a
[C] jellyfish, [Gm] jellyfish don't pay [Am] rent.
[C] [Ab] They don't [F] want, they don't talk [C] with some Euro trash accent.
[C]
[Cm] They're just simple protoplasm, clear as cellophane.
[C] They [Gm] ride the winds [C] of fortune,
[Ab] life without [G] a brain.
[F] It's in one [Bb] ear [Cm] and out [F] the other, [C] don't you get [D] crisscrossed.
[A] I recommend [Bb] [Cm] you try [Bb] a [G] little mental floss.
[Dm] It's in one [G] ear [Cm] and out [Am] the other, [C] don't you get crisscrossed.
[F] I recommend [Bb] [Cm] you try a [Gm] little mental [G] floss.
[C]
Don't forget to floss every day.
Mental.
[Bb]
Key:
C
Gm
G
Cm
Am
C
Gm
G
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[C] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
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_ _ _ [Gm] _ _ [Am] _ _ _
[C] I'd like [Gm] to be [C] a _ [G]
jellyfish, [C] _ [Gm] jellyfish don't pay rent. _
_ [F] They don't [G] want, they don't talk with [C] some [Gm] Euro trash accent. _
[F] They're just [Cm] simple _ _ protoplasm, _ [Am] clear [Cm] as _ cellophane. _
[C] They [Gm] ride the winds of fortune, [C] _
_ [Ab] _ life without [G] a brain. _
_ [F] In one [Cm] ear and out the other, [C] _ don't you get crisscrossed.
[Gm] _
_ [A] I recommend [Bb] [Cm] you try [A] a [G] little _ [A] mental floss. _
_ [D] _ [C] _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ [Gm] _
[C] It's the [Cm] small, small problems _ that keep me so upset.
[G] _ And send [Cm] me seeking _ [C]
shelter beneath my [Gm] mosquito net. _
_ [F] _ I [Cm] stay there for hours, _ protected [G] from the night.
_ [C] All those _ [Gm] insects and [C] vipers, _ [Ab] and other things [G] that bite.
_ [D] _ In [Bb] one ear and [G] out the [Am] other, [C] don't you get _ crisscrossed.
_ [A] I recommend [Bb] you try [Am] a little _ _ mental floss.
[D] _ _ _ _ [Gm] _ _ _ [Am] _
_ [G] _ _ [C] _ _ _ _ _
_ [C] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[Gm] _ _ [C] _ _ [Gm] _ _ [C] _ _
_ _ _ _ [Gm] _ _ [Am] _ _
_ [C] _ _ _ [Gm] _ _ [C] _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ [Gm] _
_ [C] I'd like [Gm] to be a _
[C] jellyfish, _ [Gm] jellyfish don't pay [Am] rent.
_ [C] _ [Ab] They don't [F] want, they don't talk [C] with some Euro trash accent.
[C] _
_ [Cm] They're just simple _ _ _ _ protoplasm, clear as _ _ cellophane.
_ [C] They [Gm] ride the winds [C] of fortune, _
_ [Ab] _ life without [G] a brain. _
[F] It's in one [Bb] ear [Cm] and out [F] the other, [C] don't you get [D] _ crisscrossed.
_ [A] I recommend [Bb] [Cm] you try [Bb] a [G] little _ mental floss. _
[Dm] It's in one [G] ear [Cm] and out [Am] the other, [C] _ don't you get _ crisscrossed.
_ [F] I recommend [Bb] [Cm] you try a [Gm] little _ mental [G] floss. _
_ _ _ [C] _ _ _ _ _
_ Don't forget to floss every day. _ _
Mental.
_ _ [Bb] _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[C] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [Gm] _ _ [Am] _ _ _
[C] I'd like [Gm] to be [C] a _ [G]
jellyfish, [C] _ [Gm] jellyfish don't pay rent. _
_ [F] They don't [G] want, they don't talk with [C] some [Gm] Euro trash accent. _
[F] They're just [Cm] simple _ _ protoplasm, _ [Am] clear [Cm] as _ cellophane. _
[C] They [Gm] ride the winds of fortune, [C] _
_ [Ab] _ life without [G] a brain. _
_ [F] In one [Cm] ear and out the other, [C] _ don't you get crisscrossed.
[Gm] _
_ [A] I recommend [Bb] [Cm] you try [A] a [G] little _ [A] mental floss. _
_ [D] _ [C] _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ [Gm] _
[C] It's the [Cm] small, small problems _ that keep me so upset.
[G] _ And send [Cm] me seeking _ [C]
shelter beneath my [Gm] mosquito net. _
_ [F] _ I [Cm] stay there for hours, _ protected [G] from the night.
_ [C] All those _ [Gm] insects and [C] vipers, _ [Ab] and other things [G] that bite.
_ [D] _ In [Bb] one ear and [G] out the [Am] other, [C] don't you get _ crisscrossed.
_ [A] I recommend [Bb] you try [Am] a little _ _ mental floss.
[D] _ _ _ _ [Gm] _ _ _ [Am] _
_ [G] _ _ [C] _ _ _ _ _
_ [C] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[Gm] _ _ [C] _ _ [Gm] _ _ [C] _ _
_ _ _ _ [Gm] _ _ [Am] _ _
_ [C] _ _ _ [Gm] _ _ [C] _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ [Gm] _
_ [C] I'd like [Gm] to be a _
[C] jellyfish, _ [Gm] jellyfish don't pay [Am] rent.
_ [C] _ [Ab] They don't [F] want, they don't talk [C] with some Euro trash accent.
[C] _
_ [Cm] They're just simple _ _ _ _ protoplasm, clear as _ _ cellophane.
_ [C] They [Gm] ride the winds [C] of fortune, _
_ [Ab] _ life without [G] a brain. _
[F] It's in one [Bb] ear [Cm] and out [F] the other, [C] don't you get [D] _ crisscrossed.
_ [A] I recommend [Bb] [Cm] you try [Bb] a [G] little _ mental floss. _
[Dm] It's in one [G] ear [Cm] and out [Am] the other, [C] _ don't you get _ crisscrossed.
_ [F] I recommend [Bb] [Cm] you try a [Gm] little _ mental [G] floss. _
_ _ _ [C] _ _ _ _ _
_ Don't forget to floss every day. _ _
Mental.
_ _ [Bb] _ _ _ _