Divorce Me C.O.D Chords by Merle Travis

_ [Eb] _ _ [Bb] _ [G] _ [C] _ [F] _ [Bb] _
Just bought me a great long ticket, [C] I'm gonna use it at 4 p.m.
[F] So you can call your secret love [Bb] and tell the news to him.
You thought your little romance [C] was on the strict QT.
So [C] if you want [Bbm] your freedom [G] PDQ, [C] divorce [Bb] me COD, I won't [Eb] be around.
You hear [Gm] you cry, [Bb]
I'm [C] Texas bound, and by [F] and by.
You [Bb] can reach me down in Dallas, [C] general delivery.
So [Eb] if you want your freedom [Bb] [G] PDQ, [C] divorce [F] me [Bb] COD.
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_ [Eb] _ [E] _ [Bb] _ [G] _ [C] _ [Dm] _ [Bb] _
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_ [Eb] _ [Bbm] _ _ [G] _ [C] _ [F] _ [Bb] _
There's gonna come a day gal, [C] when you'll be feeling blue.
[F] You'll find that you can't pay your bills [Bb] with a little old IOU.
That dynamite you're messing with [C] may be TNT.
[Eb] So if you want your [Bb] freedom PDQ, divorce me COD.
No [Eb] need to fall down [Bb] on your knees, cause [C] I know all my [F] _ ABCs.
[Bb] I ain't no college professor, I ain't got [C] no PhD.
[Cm] But if you want your [Bb] freedom [G] PDQ, [C] [F] divorce me [Bb] COD.
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[Cm] _ _ [Eb] _ [Bb] _ _ [C] _ [F] _ [Bb]
I won't [Eb] be around [Bb] to hear you cry, I'm [C] Texas bound, and by [F] and by.
You [Bb] can reach me down in Dallas, [C] general delivery.
So [Cm] if you want [Em] your freedom [Bb] [G] PDQ, [C] divorce [Bb] me COD.
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