Chords for Merry Christmas From The Family

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Mom got drunk and Dad got drunk at our Christmas party. _ _
We were drinking [Em] _ champagne, punching [C] _
homemade _ [D] eggnog.
_ _ [G] _
Little sister brought her new boyfriend. _ _
He was a Mexican. _ _
We didn't know [Em] what to think of him.
Tell [C] us, I'm [G] police [D] Navidad, _ police [G]
Navidad. _ _ _ _ _ _ _
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Brother Ken brought [C] his kids with him.
_ [G] _
The three from his first [G] wife Lynn.
And the two [Em] identical twins from [C] his second wife Mary [D] now.
_ [E] _ _ [G] _
Of course he brought [C] his new wife Kay. _
Who talks all about A.A.
[G] _
Chain smoking while [Em] the stereo _ [C] plays.
Noel, _ [D] Noel, [E] the first [G]
Noel.
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Called the turkey, turned the ball game _ [C] on.
Mixed margaritas when the eggnog's gone.
Send somebody to the quick pack store.
[C]
We need some ice and that extension cord.
[Dm]
[D] A can of beef dip and some diet rice.
_ [C]
A box of tampons, some Marlboro [Gm] lights.
[G] Hallelujah, _ [Em] everybody say [C] cheese.
Merry Christmas [D] from the _ _ [G] family.
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_ _ _ [C] _ _ _ _ [G] _
Bran and Rita [C] drove from Harlingen. _
I can't remember how I'm kin to them.
[G]
But when they tried to [Em] plug their motor home in.
[C] They blew our Christmas [D] _ lights.
_ [G] _
Cousin David knew [C] just what went wrong.
[G]
So we all waited [C] out on our front lawn.
[G] _
He threw [F#] a breaker and [Em] the lights came on.
[C] And we sang _ [D] silent night, oh, [G]
silent night.
_ _ [C] _ _ Oh, [G] holy night.
_ _ _ _ _ [C#] _
_ [D] Called the turkey, turned the ball game on.
[C] Make bloody merry's, cause we all want one. _
_ [D] Send somebody to the stop and go. _
We need some celery and a can of baked [C#] snow.
[D] A bag of lemons and some diet _ [Bm]
Sprite.
[C] A box of tampons, some Salem [Am] _
[Gm] lights.
[G] Hallelujah, [Em] everybody say cheese.
[C] Merry Christmas [D] from the family.
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For [G] he's not _ here tonight. _ _ _ _ _
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