Chords for Merry Christmas You Suckers - Paddy Roberts

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_ _ _ Merry Christmas, you suckers, [C#] you _ miserable men.
[F#] That old festive season is [A#] with [B] you again.
You'll be spending your money [C#] on cartloads of junk,
[F#] and from here to New Year you'll be drunk [B] as a skunk.
Merry Christmas, you suckers, [C#] it's perfectly [G#m] clear
[F#] that you fall for it [G#] all a bit sooner [B] each year.
If it goes on like this you [C#] will find pretty soon
[F#] you're singing White Christmas as early [B] as June.
[F#m] This [B] Christmas card racket will cost you [C#] a packet.
[F#m] Each season [B] it seems [E] to expand.
[C#m] _ _ [G#m] The cards are [C#] so clever, though nothing [D#] whatever
_ [G#m] to do with [C#] the subject [E] in hand.
[F#] _ You'll [B] be taking the kids [C#] round the multiple _ stores
[F#] to be frightened to death by some [A#] old Santa [B] _ Claus.
Then it's parties with spirits [C#] and vino and beer.
[F#] Merry Christmas, you suckers, and a Happy [B] New Year.
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[C] Merry Christmas, you _ [D] suckers, you bleary-eyed lot.
[G] You'll never get rid of that headache [C] you've got,
but I hope you feel splendid, [D] you certainly _ should
[G] with your stomachs distended with turkey [C] and pud.
Merry Christmas, you suckers, [D] jump into your cars
[G] or off to your neighbours to [B] sink [C] a few jars.
Though your vision is double, [D] just keep smiling through.
[G] There are others in trouble a lot [C] worse than you.
[Gm] Beyond [C] any question, [F] acute [D] indigestion _
[Gm] will plague you [C] and make you [F] unwell.
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[Am] You won't take [D] the warning, [Gm] you'll wake up [E] each morning
[Am] undoubtedly _ [D] _
feeling [F] like hell.
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[C] But stick to it, suckers, [D] go swallow [D] a pill
[G] for this is the season of peace and [C] goodwill
while we patiently wait for [D] that nuclear _ blast.
_ _ [G] Merry Christmas, you suckers,
it may be [C] your last. _ _ _ _
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