Chords for Metal Guitarist Tries Archetype: Tim Henson

So unfortunately I don't have a hoodie big enough to play guitar like Tim Henson,
but luckily enough we have the next best thing that we're going to try out,
which is the brand new archetype Tim Henson.
Here's [Em] noises. _ _
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[E] _ _ _ [F#] _ _ [Em] _ _ _
[G] _ _ [C] _ _ _ _ _ _
[Bm] _ _ [Am] _ [G] _ _ [Am] _ [C] _ _
All _ [Bm] _ _ _ [G] _ _
[C] _ _ [D] _ _ [Bm] _ _ [F#] _
[Em] right, so launching this up we have a nice UI with some pink.
You know, I like pink.
Kirby is
lit.
You know, it makes it bring smiles with that little, little marshmallow that he is.
And it's nice and clean UI.
Looks like we have just, you know, the gain, bass, middle, treb,
all that stuff.
Gate, input, output, and then probably a lot of other stuff.
So yeah, let's just,
most importantly, how it sounds.
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_ _ [Em] _ _ _ [G] _ _ [Am] _
_ [C] _ _ _ [G] _ There we go.
[C] _ _ [Em] Okay, sounds pretty good.
Just default. _ _
Very nice, like, a little crunch [Am] on that kind of tone.
[C] _ _ _ _ [Em] _ _ So down here we have buttons.
What is this?
Oh, wow. _
Okay, that, like, that's hot.
Like,
that's like, what other word do you want for that?
That is nice.
It's got, we got, we got some,
is that a heart?
Oh, that's dark.
We've got some pretty flowers and then we got a heart.
And it's just nice.
Like, it looks like a matte black kind of background.
How does this one sound? _ _ _
Oh, this is very [G] _ acoustic-y.
I think this was the [F#] acoustic synth you're talking [G] about,
_ or acoustic amp.
_ [C] _ _
_ _ _ [Em] _ _ _ To prove that this is really acoustic, I have to play the almighty song,
which is the factual creation of anything that's acoustic.
_ _ [G] _
Oh, wait, I messed it up.
How did I
mess that up?
I really have to Google Wonderwall just for, like, literally three seconds of a meme
that no one's going to laugh at anyways.
Yep.
This is what my life has come down to.
_ _ _ [D] _ _ [Em] _ _
Because maybe
that song will be deleted one day.
Okay, so we got some white on here and some angels and,
I don't, are those leaves?
Nature and stuff.
Okay, how's this one sound?
_ _ _ _ _ [G] _
Okay, so this is kind of
like the [E] middle, right?
So we got the pink here, which is, it makes sense.
Hot, right?
Like hot pink.
[G] _ They can make some [Em] serious [D] stanky jam tones with this one.
[E] _ _ _ _ _
[F] _ _ _ [G] _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ [Em] _ _
Up here, it looks like we have,
oh, pedals!
Okay, sick.
So we have a boost.
Let's see, how much does [E] this really boost?
[C] _ _ _ [Em] _
[F#] _ _ _ [Bm] Okay, that's a nice little [Cm] crunch.
So we get some gain, [G#] levels, bass, all that stuff.
[Fm] _ _ [E] _ [F#] _ _ [G] _
[E] _ _ [Em] _ Not too bad for basically, you know, stuff you're supposed to play like angel music on.
It's
actually pretty chunky.
And then this is cabs.
Okay, oh my god, there's, what is, reading,
right.
I have to, knowledge.
What does no zero mean?
That's impossible, dude.
I play zeros
[E] everywhere.
_ _ Wow, it really limits your zeroing capabilities.
_ _ [G#m] Zero's so much [F#m] better with that on.
That's a mean button.
Why would anyone want that?
Other than that, we have a multi-voicer.
All right, this is some alien stuff you guys got going on.
What is this?
Oh my god,
there's so many buttons on here, dude.
Come on, I did not graduate with physics degree.
[G] Okay, I, it, whoa, okay.
[D#m] _ [D] _ _ What, what?
One [E] octave up.
_ Oh, that's [Dm] sick.
It makes it so like,
instead of guitar, like you're basically have like a laser cannon in your hand, which is really [C] fun. _
I guess I'm a synth player now.
Let's look at some of these actual presets.
So we have
artists, a lot of artists.
_ These are, oh, we got guitar boys up in here.
Oh yeah, we got them all.
We got them all.
And we got factory, which is, so Neuro DSPs, _ factory presets, and then Tim Henson's.
What is, what's a rich kid preset?
What is that? _ _
_ Apparently [D#] these kids aren't rich enough to own
some effects.
Okay.
[G] The worst lead.
[E] Okay. _ _
[Bm] Oh, that's [A] butter.
_ _ [D] _ _
_ _ _ [D] _ _ [Em] _ _ _
[D] _ _ _ _ [G] _ [D] _ _ [Gm] _
_ _ [A] _ _ [B] _ _ Goats.
Oh yes.
Bach.
_ [G] _ _ _ That's all you're getting.
That was my attempt to play it.
One string riff.
Oh, this one's for me,
pals.
Right.
Okay.
I _ [E] don't, _ _ _ _ what?
I was thinking it was going to like make my guitar pitch to like
drop set, but like, that's fine.
I'll take that too.
Oh, Scotty actually has a metal preset.
Okay.
Metal rhythm.
_ _ _ _ _ [A] _
[E] _ _ _ _ [G] _ No ostriches.
Dreamy seventh.
_ _ _ _ [B] _ [Am] _
_ [G#] _ _ _ [Bm] _ _ _
[N] Is that what the world sounds like without ostriches?
All right.
I'm going to do the ultimate thing and make my own metal preset from a plugin that
apparently you can do this, even though it's made for the, the, you know, the taps and the,
the basically like the sounds of wind.
Right.
I'm gonna start with the default preset and let's just
move from there.
Okay.
So we're going to need the boost.
We're gonna need the comp.
[E] Let's see.
_ Dude, why does that like [B] chug so hard?
[G] _ _ [B] _ _ [E] _ _ _ _
_ _ [Em] [E] Okay.
_ _ I never knew a pink amp would be so heavy.
Other than that, we gotta get that.
We gotta fix this cab.
So instead of we're gonna use it.
_ Nice. _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ [Em] _ [D] _ [G] _
_ _ [Em] _ Just a little bit of high, high.
[E] This is chunky. _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [D] Let's see if I can just kind of turn this
into like a quick lead tone as well.
I'm just engaged literally reverb delay.
Let's smash this
delay.
Let's let's make a, let's make very, _ [B] _ _ _ _ _
[F#] _ _ _ [E] _ _ _ _ _
_ Whoa.
Okay.
Happiness is yes.
Good time.
We have guitar
is fun.
It's it's crazy what you can kind of do with this.
Like in terms of it has all the different
amps.
If you want to be like all sparkly or _ if you want to ruin it with massive amounts of
distortion, like I did, you can, and I don't know why, but I love that you could do it.
I'm going to
go try to learn how to be a computer.
So, um, I don't get replaced.
Bye.