Chords for Meth'd Out Girlfriend

_ _ _ _ [C] _ _ [D] _ _
[G] _ _ _ [C] Hey [D] baby.
Hi.
[G] This is for you.
[C] _ [A] I love my [G] methed out girlfriend.
_ [C] She [D] always cleans my [G] house.
You want me to mop [C] too?
I never [D] have to pay for her [Em] split ends
[C] cause she tears [D] all of her [G] hair out.
_ _ [C] I [D] love my methed [G] out girlfriend.
_ [C] She only [D] has a few minutes to spare.
My hair wants [G] to be thinner.
I think I look [C] good.
I'm [D] saving so [G] much _ [Em] money
[C] cause I never [D] have to buy [G] her dinner.
I've only had a moment.
[D] _ My methed out [C] girlfriend, [G] yeah, yeah.
[D] She really looks [C] like [G] death.
_ [D] When she starts fussing, [C] I'll buy [G] her Robitussin
[D] and make her fix my [C] TV set.
[G] She [C] wants [D] David Steven [G] Adler.
_ [C] She loves to [D] smoke a [G] morning sleep.
_ [C] I'm saving [D] so much money on _ [Em] toothpaste
[C] cause she's [D] missing most [G] her teeth.
I brushed my tooth.
[C] She goes [D] to bed [G] when I'm awake.
[C] She's awake [E] when I'm [G] asleep.
Let's go, let's go, let's go.
[C] We get [D] maybe seven hours [Em] _ [C] together
every [D] _
[G] single week.
_ [D] My methed out [C] girlfriend, [G] yeah, yeah.
[D] She really looks [C] like [G] death.
_ [D] When she starts bitching, [C] I'll let her cook [G] in my kitchen
[D] and we'll have nine hours [C] straight [G] sex.
Uh-huh.
_ Yeah, we will.
_ _ _ [C] She [G] sold a kidney and wore a bump last year.
[C] I let her [D] bang my friends [G] if they buy me beer.
[C] At high [D] school, she was [Em] Barsoot Cheer.
[C] Now she's got a [D] double A [G]-size brassiere.
_ [C] She kinda [D] looks like a toothpick with feet.
[Em] Her liver [D] is as pickled [G] as a beet.
[C] She smells [D] like beef jerky and [Em] the heat.
[C] If we had a [D] kid, he'd never [G] find her teat.
_ _ [D] My methed out [C] girlfriend, [G] yeah, yeah.
[D] She's pretty close [C] to [G] death.
_ [D] When she starts fussing, [C] I'll just buy her [G] roller tossing
[D] that she'll try to fix my [C] TV set.
[G] _ _ [D] My methed out [C] girlfriend, [G] yeah, yeah.
[D] She really looks [C] like [G] death.
_ [D] When she starts bitching, [C] I remind her [G] she once burnt my [D] kitchen
down and then we'll have [C] great [G] sex.
_ Yeah, we'll have great sex. _
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
_ Just nine more hours. _