Chords for MF Doom-Hoe Cakes
Tempo:
100 bpm
Chords used:
Ab
C
Fm
G
F
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
Start Jamming...
[C]
Keep your hoes in check.
I got this girl and she wants me to dupe her.
[Ab] I told her I'll come scoop her around inch, she said.
[Fm] That sounds great.
Shorty girl's a [Ab] trooper.
No [A] matter what I need her to do, she be like, [C] on his own throne, the boss like King [Ab] Cooper.
On the microphone, he floss the ring.
Average [Fm] MC's is like a TV blooper.
[Ab] MF Doom, he's like DB Cooper.
[C] Out with the moolah, I let her get her [Ab] outfit.
Just to cool her off, she said, niggas ain't about [Fm] shit.
I wonder if she meant it, I doubt it.
The way [F] it be in her mouth, she can't live without [C] it.
You can't live with this, handle your [Ab] business.
Billing this stay on a scandalous ho shit [Fm] list.
One pack of cookies please, Mr.
Hooper.
It's fun [F] smacking rookies, he [G] is done.
[C] Look like a black rookie when he let his beard [Ab] grow.
Weirdo, brown skin, it always kept his [Fm] hair low.
Rumors has it it's a S-curl accident.
[Gm] Hooper's always known to keep the best girl's [C] backs bent.
Some say it's the eyes, some say the [Ab] accent.
A lot of guys wonder where their stacks [Fm] went.
I caught her thunder thighs with the fatty swoller.
Only [A] mess with high rollers, do what daddy told [C] her.
No matter the city, she with me to do the thang [Ab] thang.
Working the coochie, hookie, chitty, chitty, [Fm] bang, bang.
Same name on the titty as on the name ring.
Pretty [A] like Baby Dio, all [C] in the same gang.
Keep my eye on her, really [Ab] don't trust her,
but I treat her like a daughter.
Taught her [Fm] how to bust a nut.
And the heat can turn beef to horse meat to looper.
Teach her [F] how to hold, of course, [C] she is the hooper.
She most cats treat her like Hooper.
[Ab] Or beat her to a snooper.
Take it from the hooper.
[Fm] You need to make her feel cuter.
And lay down the G [F] like Looper.
Everything [G] will be Hooper.
[C] Do for her, keep her in the new [Ab] fur.
So she looks sweet when she go to meet the hooper.
Got the booty, get the [Fm] grenadiers.
Twist [Ab] it, put it in the air.
Come here, kiss [C] it.
Listen here, Scooter.
Let her try to [Ab] bag you when she's on the rag.
Never let her try the [Fm] rag, boo.
Which will have you under some type of spell, crying dag, boo.
Her name on the back and the [G] tattoo.
Whether [C] a bougie or a nerd ho, sweet [Ab] chick.
Don't call her wife, you met her at the freak, Nick.
You [Fm] don't want her, don't waste her time, I'll zooper.
[Ab] [G] If be a father, treat the child like the hooper.
[C] He keep his hoes in check.
[Ab] Sends them out to get clothes for more frozen [Fm] necks.
Tell him take his clothes, leave him posing naked for real.
Better [A] yet, get him for the check off the record [G] deal.
[C] Find out where he keeps the tech [Ab] and the blue steel.
Make sure for extra rec, let him know how you [Fm] feel.
And while he's running down for all star weekend to ball.
[Gm] I'm coming with you, ball. Zooper.
[C] [Ab]
[Fm] Zooper.
[F]
[G] Zooper.
[C] [Ab]
[Fm]
[N] As [Ebm] the leader, Canon McLord.
Everything has been prepared as you ordered.
But how did you get permission to return to New York, master?
[Eb] Through the efforts of Miss Guided.
[Em] Cool.
It's free [B] enterprise.
And I'm not gonna [Abm] let some blasted government bureaucrat tell [Eb] me how to run my business.
But [D] Doom will be my guest on my [Ab] private estate on Long Island.
There's nothing you can do about it.
[Gm] He's dangerous.
Let's just hope you know [Db] what you're doing.
Don't I [N] always?
Ah, there's Doom.
Jet, right on time.
Why is it so cold out here?
Oh, they
Keep your hoes in check.
I got this girl and she wants me to dupe her.
[Ab] I told her I'll come scoop her around inch, she said.
[Fm] That sounds great.
Shorty girl's a [Ab] trooper.
No [A] matter what I need her to do, she be like, [C] on his own throne, the boss like King [Ab] Cooper.
On the microphone, he floss the ring.
Average [Fm] MC's is like a TV blooper.
[Ab] MF Doom, he's like DB Cooper.
[C] Out with the moolah, I let her get her [Ab] outfit.
Just to cool her off, she said, niggas ain't about [Fm] shit.
I wonder if she meant it, I doubt it.
The way [F] it be in her mouth, she can't live without [C] it.
You can't live with this, handle your [Ab] business.
Billing this stay on a scandalous ho shit [Fm] list.
One pack of cookies please, Mr.
Hooper.
It's fun [F] smacking rookies, he [G] is done.
[C] Look like a black rookie when he let his beard [Ab] grow.
Weirdo, brown skin, it always kept his [Fm] hair low.
Rumors has it it's a S-curl accident.
[Gm] Hooper's always known to keep the best girl's [C] backs bent.
Some say it's the eyes, some say the [Ab] accent.
A lot of guys wonder where their stacks [Fm] went.
I caught her thunder thighs with the fatty swoller.
Only [A] mess with high rollers, do what daddy told [C] her.
No matter the city, she with me to do the thang [Ab] thang.
Working the coochie, hookie, chitty, chitty, [Fm] bang, bang.
Same name on the titty as on the name ring.
Pretty [A] like Baby Dio, all [C] in the same gang.
Keep my eye on her, really [Ab] don't trust her,
but I treat her like a daughter.
Taught her [Fm] how to bust a nut.
And the heat can turn beef to horse meat to looper.
Teach her [F] how to hold, of course, [C] she is the hooper.
She most cats treat her like Hooper.
[Ab] Or beat her to a snooper.
Take it from the hooper.
[Fm] You need to make her feel cuter.
And lay down the G [F] like Looper.
Everything [G] will be Hooper.
[C] Do for her, keep her in the new [Ab] fur.
So she looks sweet when she go to meet the hooper.
Got the booty, get the [Fm] grenadiers.
Twist [Ab] it, put it in the air.
Come here, kiss [C] it.
Listen here, Scooter.
Let her try to [Ab] bag you when she's on the rag.
Never let her try the [Fm] rag, boo.
Which will have you under some type of spell, crying dag, boo.
Her name on the back and the [G] tattoo.
Whether [C] a bougie or a nerd ho, sweet [Ab] chick.
Don't call her wife, you met her at the freak, Nick.
You [Fm] don't want her, don't waste her time, I'll zooper.
[Ab] [G] If be a father, treat the child like the hooper.
[C] He keep his hoes in check.
[Ab] Sends them out to get clothes for more frozen [Fm] necks.
Tell him take his clothes, leave him posing naked for real.
Better [A] yet, get him for the check off the record [G] deal.
[C] Find out where he keeps the tech [Ab] and the blue steel.
Make sure for extra rec, let him know how you [Fm] feel.
And while he's running down for all star weekend to ball.
[Gm] I'm coming with you, ball. Zooper.
[C] [Ab]
[Fm] Zooper.
[F]
[G] Zooper.
[C] [Ab]
[Fm]
[N] As [Ebm] the leader, Canon McLord.
Everything has been prepared as you ordered.
But how did you get permission to return to New York, master?
[Eb] Through the efforts of Miss Guided.
[Em] Cool.
It's free [B] enterprise.
And I'm not gonna [Abm] let some blasted government bureaucrat tell [Eb] me how to run my business.
But [D] Doom will be my guest on my [Ab] private estate on Long Island.
There's nothing you can do about it.
[Gm] He's dangerous.
Let's just hope you know [Db] what you're doing.
Don't I [N] always?
Ah, there's Doom.
Jet, right on time.
Why is it so cold out here?
Oh, they
Key:
Ab
C
Fm
G
F
Ab
C
Fm
[C] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ Keep your hoes in check. _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ I got this girl and she wants me to dupe her.
[Ab] I told her I'll come scoop her around inch, she said.
[Fm] That sounds great.
Shorty girl's a [Ab] trooper.
No [A] matter what I need her to do, she be like, [C] on his own throne, the boss like King [Ab] Cooper.
On the microphone, he floss the ring.
Average [Fm] MC's is like a TV blooper.
[Ab] MF Doom, he's like DB Cooper.
[C] Out with the moolah, I let her get her [Ab] outfit.
Just to cool her off, she said, niggas ain't about [Fm] shit.
I wonder if she meant it, I doubt it.
The way [F] it be in her mouth, she can't live without [C] it.
You can't live with this, handle your [Ab] business.
Billing this stay on a scandalous ho shit [Fm] list.
One pack of cookies please, Mr.
Hooper.
It's fun [F] smacking rookies, he [G] is done.
[C] Look like a black rookie when he let his beard [Ab] grow.
Weirdo, brown skin, it always kept his [Fm] hair low.
Rumors has it it's a S-curl accident.
[Gm] Hooper's always known to keep the best girl's [C] backs bent.
Some say it's the eyes, some say the [Ab] accent.
A lot of guys wonder where their stacks [Fm] went.
I caught her thunder thighs with the fatty swoller.
Only [A] mess with high rollers, do what daddy told [C] her.
No matter the city, she with me to do the thang [Ab] thang.
Working the coochie, hookie, chitty, chitty, [Fm] bang, bang.
Same name on the titty as on the name ring.
Pretty [A] like Baby Dio, all [C] in the same gang.
Keep my eye on her, really [Ab] don't trust her,
but I treat her like a daughter.
Taught her [Fm] how to bust a nut.
And the heat can turn beef to horse meat to looper.
Teach her [F] how to hold, of course, [C] she is the hooper.
She most cats treat her like Hooper.
[Ab] Or beat her to a snooper.
Take it from the hooper.
[Fm] You need to make her feel cuter.
And lay down the G [F] like Looper.
Everything [G] will be Hooper.
[C] Do for her, keep her in the new [Ab] fur.
So she looks sweet when she go to meet the hooper.
Got the booty, get the [Fm] grenadiers.
Twist [Ab] it, put it in the air.
Come here, kiss [C] it.
Listen here, Scooter.
Let her try to [Ab] bag you when she's on the rag.
Never let her try the [Fm] rag, boo.
Which will have you under some type of spell, crying dag, boo.
Her name on the back and the [G] tattoo.
Whether [C] a bougie or a nerd ho, sweet [Ab] chick.
Don't call her wife, you met her at the freak, Nick.
You [Fm] don't want her, don't waste her time, I'll zooper.
[Ab] [G] If be a father, treat the child like the hooper.
[C] He keep his hoes in check.
[Ab] Sends them out to get clothes for more frozen [Fm] necks.
Tell him take his clothes, leave him posing naked for real.
Better [A] yet, get him for the check off the record [G] deal.
[C] Find out where he keeps the tech [Ab] and the blue steel.
Make sure for extra rec, let him know how you [Fm] feel.
And while he's running down for all star weekend to ball.
[Gm] I'm coming with you, ball. Zooper.
[C] _ _ _ _ [Ab] _ _
[Fm] Zooper.
_ _ _ _ _ [F] _
_ [G] Zooper.
[C] _ _ _ [Ab] _ _
_ [Fm] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[N] As _ _ _ _ [Ebm] the leader, Canon McLord.
Everything has been prepared as you ordered.
But how did you get permission to return to New York, master?
[Eb] Through the efforts of Miss Guided.
[Em] Cool.
It's free [B] enterprise.
_ And I'm not gonna [Abm] let some blasted government bureaucrat tell [Eb] me how to run my business.
But [D] Doom will be my guest on my [Ab] private estate on Long Island.
There's nothing you can do about it.
[Gm] He's dangerous.
Let's just hope you know [Db] what you're doing.
Don't I [N] always?
Ah, there's Doom.
Jet, right on time. _ _ _ _
_ _ _ Why is it so cold out here?
Oh, they
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ Keep your hoes in check. _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ I got this girl and she wants me to dupe her.
[Ab] I told her I'll come scoop her around inch, she said.
[Fm] That sounds great.
Shorty girl's a [Ab] trooper.
No [A] matter what I need her to do, she be like, [C] on his own throne, the boss like King [Ab] Cooper.
On the microphone, he floss the ring.
Average [Fm] MC's is like a TV blooper.
[Ab] MF Doom, he's like DB Cooper.
[C] Out with the moolah, I let her get her [Ab] outfit.
Just to cool her off, she said, niggas ain't about [Fm] shit.
I wonder if she meant it, I doubt it.
The way [F] it be in her mouth, she can't live without [C] it.
You can't live with this, handle your [Ab] business.
Billing this stay on a scandalous ho shit [Fm] list.
One pack of cookies please, Mr.
Hooper.
It's fun [F] smacking rookies, he [G] is done.
[C] Look like a black rookie when he let his beard [Ab] grow.
Weirdo, brown skin, it always kept his [Fm] hair low.
Rumors has it it's a S-curl accident.
[Gm] Hooper's always known to keep the best girl's [C] backs bent.
Some say it's the eyes, some say the [Ab] accent.
A lot of guys wonder where their stacks [Fm] went.
I caught her thunder thighs with the fatty swoller.
Only [A] mess with high rollers, do what daddy told [C] her.
No matter the city, she with me to do the thang [Ab] thang.
Working the coochie, hookie, chitty, chitty, [Fm] bang, bang.
Same name on the titty as on the name ring.
Pretty [A] like Baby Dio, all [C] in the same gang.
Keep my eye on her, really [Ab] don't trust her,
but I treat her like a daughter.
Taught her [Fm] how to bust a nut.
And the heat can turn beef to horse meat to looper.
Teach her [F] how to hold, of course, [C] she is the hooper.
She most cats treat her like Hooper.
[Ab] Or beat her to a snooper.
Take it from the hooper.
[Fm] You need to make her feel cuter.
And lay down the G [F] like Looper.
Everything [G] will be Hooper.
[C] Do for her, keep her in the new [Ab] fur.
So she looks sweet when she go to meet the hooper.
Got the booty, get the [Fm] grenadiers.
Twist [Ab] it, put it in the air.
Come here, kiss [C] it.
Listen here, Scooter.
Let her try to [Ab] bag you when she's on the rag.
Never let her try the [Fm] rag, boo.
Which will have you under some type of spell, crying dag, boo.
Her name on the back and the [G] tattoo.
Whether [C] a bougie or a nerd ho, sweet [Ab] chick.
Don't call her wife, you met her at the freak, Nick.
You [Fm] don't want her, don't waste her time, I'll zooper.
[Ab] [G] If be a father, treat the child like the hooper.
[C] He keep his hoes in check.
[Ab] Sends them out to get clothes for more frozen [Fm] necks.
Tell him take his clothes, leave him posing naked for real.
Better [A] yet, get him for the check off the record [G] deal.
[C] Find out where he keeps the tech [Ab] and the blue steel.
Make sure for extra rec, let him know how you [Fm] feel.
And while he's running down for all star weekend to ball.
[Gm] I'm coming with you, ball. Zooper.
[C] _ _ _ _ [Ab] _ _
[Fm] Zooper.
_ _ _ _ _ [F] _
_ [G] Zooper.
[C] _ _ _ [Ab] _ _
_ [Fm] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[N] As _ _ _ _ [Ebm] the leader, Canon McLord.
Everything has been prepared as you ordered.
But how did you get permission to return to New York, master?
[Eb] Through the efforts of Miss Guided.
[Em] Cool.
It's free [B] enterprise.
_ And I'm not gonna [Abm] let some blasted government bureaucrat tell [Eb] me how to run my business.
But [D] Doom will be my guest on my [Ab] private estate on Long Island.
There's nothing you can do about it.
[Gm] He's dangerous.
Let's just hope you know [Db] what you're doing.
Don't I [N] always?
Ah, there's Doom.
Jet, right on time. _ _ _ _
_ _ _ Why is it so cold out here?
Oh, they