Kookies Chords by Mf Doom

[G] It's horrible one little evening alone home [E] end up with carpal tunnel syndrome and here I am known for giving [C] heavy [B] backaches
Grown and living off a little Debbie's pancakes
[G] Supposed to be checking emails.
All I got is messages from ass-necking females.
I don't know a Jenny
[Bm] She said it's free and I won't owe her a penny
And that's the last time I saw her but thousands of more horrors on online Gomorrah
Inside them they got them with their girls out and they got a better sales pitch to the Girl Scouts
I wonder what I'll offer a whole box of caramel coconut Samoa
Okay, honey sweet dreams now
It's time to get serious like peep [G] dreams a metal animal wipe it on the floor wife wake up and I'm killed
Still milk blocking looking at your picture fully closed winter [Bm] and I'm right there with you thinking about the last time
I split your wishbone a man could only wish you do the same till he get home
Fat [G] chance at least he gets snacks that I had to do till the brother get back
Until then smack when I attack and hope one of his [E] people's to hook him with a tri-pack
It's three different flavors chocolate vanilla and [G] strawberry wafers acting all hard about to get beat up
I'll show him what time it is once I get [B] this seat [Dm] up
Soon as he fell off the boot [C] down all I hear [B] is 13 cell get the [C] seat down [G] damn feel
What the hell do you know besides the facts you want to get dug out on the below?
I work a harlot with a fountain and a ink pen out in the mountains and I stopped drinking again in the wee [Abm] hours
He's gotten father [D] needing three showers being hot and bothered the whiz with her [C] leg been [Bm] pregnant.
God bless the day
She wanted with her [C] egg went I need an L
[E] It's hard to drink without it [C] and can you cookies try not to think [B] about it watching that orange ass for knowledge on file?
I'll be on the commercial college hoes for a while soft facts.
I prefer the other bunch like we got for [G] lunch butter crunch
You
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_ _ [Fm] _ [G] don't mess with the wrist fits weakened saltines and Triscuits
My soul's a season [Ab] cat sugar fits every time that he sees
Shit the hoi double chocolate chunk something [Bm] with the bubble and the junk in the trunk even the Oreos no matter
[G] What weather always kept me dipped in [Ab] milk and stuck together in the game?
He's [Gb] shameless even uses the [G] code name famous famous
She put in a short stay of the days in and good like 25 [Ab] cent oatmeal raisin
Give a hand to [Bm] who invented the camera skip back to Graham animal and grammars
So she don't [G] wake from a dream chill and [E] get caught with a _ _
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[Gb] [C] sure hate to see that ugly mug of yours in my [F] history, but [Bm] you've disturbed me [Em] for the [Am] last [F] time
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