Chords for Michael Jackson - Tabloid Junkie (Audio)

[N] _ [Bb] In the news today from the strange and weird fact file [B] singer Michael Jackson sleeps [D] in an oxygen [G] chamber
The singer says that the hyperbaric chamber has the [Bb] benefits of reversing the aging process.
This is just [Eb] Michael Jackson's own view of the matter of how the habit [Ab] is in motion.
Let's go to the news.
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[Ebm] But with your pain [Bb] you torture me
You're a cruiser, _ [Ab] _
_ [Abm] I can read it
And [Bbm] you don't have to eat it
It's [B] a virus, it's a fetus
And [Ebm] one day we'll be born another
Because you're reading the magazine
[Db] You're singing on the TV screen
You don't have to [B] be factual
_ _ [Eb] So everybody wants to read it
[Ebm] You're reading the magazine
[Db] You're singing on the TV screen
You don't have to [Ebm] be factual
And you know [Abm] how we see He's _ homosexual
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Yeah
_ [Eb] _ Yes _ _
_ _ _ [A] _ _ Yes And that's _
What's wrong
_ _ The head patches
All around
[Abm] _ With _ the words you use
You're a parasite
[Bb] In black and white
You're in the [Ab] news
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[B] You're reading like the virus
And [Ebm] one day we'll [Bb] _
[Ebm] be born another
Because you're reading the magazine
[Db] You see that lady screamin' don't make me [B] bite you off
_ Everybody hold your head up high
[Ebm] Just because you're in the back seat
[Db] Don't make me _ [Ebm] bite you off
Say my name, I got it
Just because you're in the back seat
[Db] Don't make me [Ebm] bite you off
Say my name, I got it
Just because you're in the back seat
[Db] Don't make me [B] bite you off
[Gb] She's blonde and she's [Eb] bisexual
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_ Scandal
_ With the word [Gb] use
[Abm] You're parasite in [Bb] black and white
You in it like a [Gb] noose
And you don't walk by and find it
They don't talk by and find it
We [B] don't say goodbye to the violent
One winky fool and that's [Ebm] a blunder
You [Bbm] said you're not a sinner
But [B] with your hair you torture me
For the one winky [Bb] fool and that's a blunder
[Ebm] You see that lady _ _ [Db] _ _
screamin' don't make me [B] bite you _ off
Everybody hold your head up high
[Ebm] Just because you're in the back seat
[Db] Don't make me [B] bite you off
[Ebm] Say my name, I got it
Just because you're in the back seat
Don't make me bite you [Db] off
Say my name, _ _
_ _ _ [Ebm] _ _ I [Gb] got [Abm] it
Just because you're in the back seat
[Bbm] Don't make me [Ab] bite you off
Everybody hold your head [Abm]
up high
[Ebm] Just because you're in the back seat
[Db] Don't make me bite you _ off
So damn