Chords for Michael Jackson Tabloid Junkie with Lyrics

_ _ _ _ _ In the news today from the Strange and Weird Fact File,
singer Michael Jackson sleeps in an oxygen chamber.
The singer says that the hyperbaric chamber has the benefits of nursing the aching process.
This didn't emerge in the Huffington Post.
The show's not official, but it's in the news.
In the news _ _ [F#] today _ _ _ [G#] _ from _ _ [D] the Strange and Weird Fact File,
singer Michael Jackson _ _ [E] _
_ _ sleeps _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
in _ _ _ _ [B] _ _ _
_ [N] _ _ _ _ _ an oxygen chamber.
The _ _ singer _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ says that _ _ the hyperbaric chamber has the benefits of nursing the aching process. _ _ _
The show's not official, but it's in the [G] news. _ _ _
[C] The show's not official, but _ it's in the news.
I got proofs about love
[D] And you don't have to read it
And you don't have to eat it
To buy it and to feed [C] it
This one's a wicked, [Em] fallen kind of shit
Just read it in the backseat
[D] You'll see it on the TV screen
You don't have [C] to touch it at all
So everybody wants to [Bm] read [Em] about it
Just read it in the backseat
[Bm] You'll see it on the TV screen
You don't have [Em] to touch it at all
I _ said he's [N] homosexual _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ He's a fucking cunt
He's a fucking dick
He's a fucking man
He's a fucking love
He's a fucking bitch
_ He's a fucking ass
He's _ _ a fucking son of a bitch
He's a fucking head
He's a fucking dog
[B] With _
_ [C] the word you [G] use
You're a [A#] parasite [B] in black and white
[Dm] You get it like this
And you don't know _ [G] _ _ it
[C] You read it, think about it, watch [F#] it
Don't make it fool [Em] and not read it
Read it in the backseat
[D] You'll see it on the TV screen
You don't have [C] to touch it at all
So everybody wants to read [Bm] about [Em] it
Just read it in the backseat
[D] You'll see it on the TV screen
You don't have to [C] touch it at all
Just read it _ _ [D] _ [Em] _ in the backseat
[D] You'll see it on the TV screen
You don't have to [C] touch it at all
But dear daddy, just read [D] it
Read [Em] it in the backseat
[D] You'll see it on the TV screen
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She's blonde and she's bisexual.
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