Chords for Mickey Avalon - My Dick (Lyrics) Harold and Kumar
Tempo:
149.55 bpm
Chords used:
C#
F#
A#
D#
G#
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
Start Jamming...
[C#m]
[F#]
[D#] My dick, plus the late night fee.
Yo dick, got the HIV.
[F#] My dick, placed on the double feature screen.
Yo dick, went straight to [C#] DVD.
My dick, bigger than a bridge.
Yo [G#m] dick, look like a little [D#m] kid's.
My dick, large like the Georgia's.
The whole team, yo shit look like you 14.
[C#m] My dick, locked in a cage.
Right, yo dick, suburb [F#] states.
Right, my dick, [N] so hot it's stolen.
Yo dick, [G#] look like Gary [C#] Coleman.
My dick, pink and big.
[G#] Yo dick, stinks like shit.
My dick, got a [F#] Caesar dude.
Yo [C] dick, needs a tweezer [G#] dude.
My dick, is like super [C#] sized.
Yo dick, look like two [F#] fries.
My dick, more mass than the earth.
Yo dick, half step, it needs [C#] work.
My dick, been there, done that.
Yo dick, [E] since it was [F#] done, got my dick.
VIP, yo shit, needs [D#] ID.
It's time that we let the world know.
Dude, you gotta let your [F#] girl go.
DS is the best in the business.
PS, we got dicks like [D#] Jesus.
It's time that we let the [G#m] world know.
Dude, [C#] you gotta let your girl go.
DS is the best in the [A#] business.
PS, we got dicks like Jesus.
My dick made no in production.
Yo dick, don't even function.
My dick, served the whole [G] luncheon.
Yo dick, [B] look like a [C#] munchkin.
My dick, size of a pumpkin.
Yo dick, look like McCulloch [A#] Logan.
My dick, good, good lovin'.
Yo dick, [G#m] good from nothin'.
My dick, best press 350.
Yo dick, better shot lift at [A#] 50.
My dick, pretty damn skippy.
Yo dick, [C#] hungry as a hippie.
My dick, don't fit down to Timothy.
Yo dick, is like a kid from the [A#] Philippines.
My dick, is [C#] like an M16.
Yo dick, broken vending machine.
My dick, parts to seize.
Yo dick, spars and [F#] queens.
My dick, from beneath the jungle.
Yo dick, [B] got touched by [G#] your uncle.
My dick, goes to yoga.
Yo dick, [A#]
fruit roller.
My dick, grade A [F#] B.
Yo dick, [D#] made A [C#] geek.
My dick, sick and dangerous.
Yo dick, quick and [F#] painless.
My dick, no step.
Yo dick, love [C#] spread.
It's time that we let the world know.
[F] Dude, you gotta let your [C] girl go.
DS is the best in the [A#] business.
PS, we got dicks like [C#] Jesus.
It's time that we let the [D#] world know.
Dude, you gotta [F#] let your girl go.
DS is the best in the business.
PS, we got dicks like Jesus.
[C#] Jesus, dicks like Jesus.
Dicks like Jesus.
[N]
[F#]
[D#] My dick, plus the late night fee.
Yo dick, got the HIV.
[F#] My dick, placed on the double feature screen.
Yo dick, went straight to [C#] DVD.
My dick, bigger than a bridge.
Yo [G#m] dick, look like a little [D#m] kid's.
My dick, large like the Georgia's.
The whole team, yo shit look like you 14.
[C#m] My dick, locked in a cage.
Right, yo dick, suburb [F#] states.
Right, my dick, [N] so hot it's stolen.
Yo dick, [G#] look like Gary [C#] Coleman.
My dick, pink and big.
[G#] Yo dick, stinks like shit.
My dick, got a [F#] Caesar dude.
Yo [C] dick, needs a tweezer [G#] dude.
My dick, is like super [C#] sized.
Yo dick, look like two [F#] fries.
My dick, more mass than the earth.
Yo dick, half step, it needs [C#] work.
My dick, been there, done that.
Yo dick, [E] since it was [F#] done, got my dick.
VIP, yo shit, needs [D#] ID.
It's time that we let the world know.
Dude, you gotta let your [F#] girl go.
DS is the best in the business.
PS, we got dicks like [D#] Jesus.
It's time that we let the [G#m] world know.
Dude, [C#] you gotta let your girl go.
DS is the best in the [A#] business.
PS, we got dicks like Jesus.
My dick made no in production.
Yo dick, don't even function.
My dick, served the whole [G] luncheon.
Yo dick, [B] look like a [C#] munchkin.
My dick, size of a pumpkin.
Yo dick, look like McCulloch [A#] Logan.
My dick, good, good lovin'.
Yo dick, [G#m] good from nothin'.
My dick, best press 350.
Yo dick, better shot lift at [A#] 50.
My dick, pretty damn skippy.
Yo dick, [C#] hungry as a hippie.
My dick, don't fit down to Timothy.
Yo dick, is like a kid from the [A#] Philippines.
My dick, is [C#] like an M16.
Yo dick, broken vending machine.
My dick, parts to seize.
Yo dick, spars and [F#] queens.
My dick, from beneath the jungle.
Yo dick, [B] got touched by [G#] your uncle.
My dick, goes to yoga.
Yo dick, [A#]
fruit roller.
My dick, grade A [F#] B.
Yo dick, [D#] made A [C#] geek.
My dick, sick and dangerous.
Yo dick, quick and [F#] painless.
My dick, no step.
Yo dick, love [C#] spread.
It's time that we let the world know.
[F] Dude, you gotta let your [C] girl go.
DS is the best in the [A#] business.
PS, we got dicks like [C#] Jesus.
It's time that we let the [D#] world know.
Dude, you gotta [F#] let your girl go.
DS is the best in the business.
PS, we got dicks like Jesus.
[C#] Jesus, dicks like Jesus.
Dicks like Jesus.
[N]
Key:
C#
F#
A#
D#
G#
C#
F#
A#
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[D#] My dick, plus the late night fee.
Yo dick, got the HIV.
[F#] My dick, placed on the double feature screen.
Yo dick, went straight to [C#] DVD.
My dick, bigger than a bridge.
Yo [G#m] dick, look like a little [D#m] kid's.
My dick, large like the Georgia's.
The whole team, yo shit look like you 14.
[C#m] My dick, locked in a cage.
Right, yo dick, _ suburb [F#] states.
Right, my dick, [N] so hot it's stolen.
Yo dick, [G#] look like Gary [C#] Coleman.
My dick, pink and big.
[G#] Yo dick, stinks like shit.
My dick, got a [F#] Caesar dude.
Yo [C] dick, needs a tweezer [G#] dude.
My dick, is like super [C#] sized.
Yo dick, look like two [F#] fries.
My dick, more mass than the earth.
Yo dick, half step, it needs [C#] work.
My dick, been there, done that.
Yo dick, [E] since it was [F#] done, got my dick.
VIP, yo shit, needs [D#] ID.
It's time that we let the world know.
Dude, you gotta let your [F#] girl go.
DS is the best in the business.
PS, we got dicks like [D#] Jesus.
It's time that we let the [G#m] world know.
Dude, [C#] you gotta let your girl go.
DS is the best in the [A#] business.
PS, we got dicks like Jesus.
My dick made no in production.
Yo dick, don't even function.
My dick, served the whole [G] luncheon.
Yo dick, [B] look like a [C#] munchkin.
My dick, size of a pumpkin.
Yo dick, look like McCulloch [A#] Logan.
My dick, good, good lovin'.
Yo dick, [G#m] good from nothin'.
My dick, best press 350.
Yo dick, better shot lift at [A#] 50.
My dick, pretty damn skippy.
Yo dick, [C#] hungry as a hippie.
My dick, don't fit down to Timothy.
Yo dick, is like a kid from the [A#] Philippines.
My dick, is [C#] like an M16.
Yo dick, broken vending machine.
My dick, _ parts to seize.
Yo dick, spars and [F#] queens.
My dick, from beneath the jungle.
Yo dick, [B] got touched by [G#] your uncle.
My dick, _ goes to yoga.
Yo dick, [A#]
fruit roller.
My dick, grade A [F#] B.
Yo dick, [D#] made A [C#] geek.
My dick, sick and dangerous.
Yo dick, quick and [F#] painless.
My dick, no step.
Yo dick, love [C#] spread.
It's time that we let the world know.
[F] Dude, you gotta let your [C] girl go.
DS is the best in the [A#] business.
PS, we got dicks like [C#] Jesus.
It's time that we let the [D#] world know.
Dude, you gotta [F#] let your girl go.
DS is the best in the business.
PS, we got dicks like Jesus.
[C#] Jesus, _ dicks like Jesus. _ _
Dicks like Jesus. _ _ _ _
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_ _ _ _ _ [C#m] _
_ [F#] _ _ _ _ _
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[D#] My dick, plus the late night fee.
Yo dick, got the HIV.
[F#] My dick, placed on the double feature screen.
Yo dick, went straight to [C#] DVD.
My dick, bigger than a bridge.
Yo [G#m] dick, look like a little [D#m] kid's.
My dick, large like the Georgia's.
The whole team, yo shit look like you 14.
[C#m] My dick, locked in a cage.
Right, yo dick, _ suburb [F#] states.
Right, my dick, [N] so hot it's stolen.
Yo dick, [G#] look like Gary [C#] Coleman.
My dick, pink and big.
[G#] Yo dick, stinks like shit.
My dick, got a [F#] Caesar dude.
Yo [C] dick, needs a tweezer [G#] dude.
My dick, is like super [C#] sized.
Yo dick, look like two [F#] fries.
My dick, more mass than the earth.
Yo dick, half step, it needs [C#] work.
My dick, been there, done that.
Yo dick, [E] since it was [F#] done, got my dick.
VIP, yo shit, needs [D#] ID.
It's time that we let the world know.
Dude, you gotta let your [F#] girl go.
DS is the best in the business.
PS, we got dicks like [D#] Jesus.
It's time that we let the [G#m] world know.
Dude, [C#] you gotta let your girl go.
DS is the best in the [A#] business.
PS, we got dicks like Jesus.
My dick made no in production.
Yo dick, don't even function.
My dick, served the whole [G] luncheon.
Yo dick, [B] look like a [C#] munchkin.
My dick, size of a pumpkin.
Yo dick, look like McCulloch [A#] Logan.
My dick, good, good lovin'.
Yo dick, [G#m] good from nothin'.
My dick, best press 350.
Yo dick, better shot lift at [A#] 50.
My dick, pretty damn skippy.
Yo dick, [C#] hungry as a hippie.
My dick, don't fit down to Timothy.
Yo dick, is like a kid from the [A#] Philippines.
My dick, is [C#] like an M16.
Yo dick, broken vending machine.
My dick, _ parts to seize.
Yo dick, spars and [F#] queens.
My dick, from beneath the jungle.
Yo dick, [B] got touched by [G#] your uncle.
My dick, _ goes to yoga.
Yo dick, [A#]
fruit roller.
My dick, grade A [F#] B.
Yo dick, [D#] made A [C#] geek.
My dick, sick and dangerous.
Yo dick, quick and [F#] painless.
My dick, no step.
Yo dick, love [C#] spread.
It's time that we let the world know.
[F] Dude, you gotta let your [C] girl go.
DS is the best in the [A#] business.
PS, we got dicks like [C#] Jesus.
It's time that we let the [D#] world know.
Dude, you gotta [F#] let your girl go.
DS is the best in the business.
PS, we got dicks like Jesus.
[C#] Jesus, _ dicks like Jesus. _ _
Dicks like Jesus. _ _ _ _
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