Microwave Popcorn Chords by Bo Burnham

_ _ _ _ _ [Ab] _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ [Em] _ _
okay, turn up my [Bm] headphones.
I'm the only one in here, so [Am] I'm gonna turn on my own headphones
for myself.
[Bm] Thank you.
You're [B] welcome.
Try to make [Em] microwave popcorn _ in a microwave.
[A] I am on that way, [E] I am on that [B] way.
Try to make [Em] microwave popcorn in a microwave.
Can [Bm] you get it out the plastic?
Reading the directions on the [A] back of the packet.
Volvo Redenbacher, you're a [Bm] savage.
So let's get cracky, try to make [Em] my oval.
I put the packet on the glass.
[Bm] What glass?
The little glass dish in the [Am] microwave.
Got it.
I close the door.
[Bm] Which door?
The door to the microwave.
What is [E] wrong with you?
You follow all the rules when you're a studious guy.
Step one.
Insert the packets at the power to high.
Cook for one and a half minutes to [B] two and a half minutes.
Hmm, kind of a wide range.
Try to make [Em] my groin pop.
_ In a microwave.
_ [B] [A] I am on my way.
[E] I am on my [B] way.
_ [Em] The popcorn's done.
[Bm] I open up the door.
I [Am] take it out.
God damn, [Bm] that's hot.
Super hot.
Makes sense.
I burn [Em] my feet.
I open up the packet.
[Bm] It smells smoky and the kernels are [Am] black shit.
I burned it.
I [Bm] burned it.
Yes, for real.
Do you think you're helping [Em] by saying all this?
I'm giving up.
I'm [Gbm] done cooking.
[Ab] I'mma eat a bag of skinny [Am] pie.
I look back at [B] the microwave.
Wait a minute.
How'd I miss this?
I've never been in [Em] a pizza pan before.
The popcorn's _ [Bm] _ [Em] done.
There was a pot in [A] the pan before.
[Am] I am on [B] my way.
I shoulda hit that.
[Em] The music was totally in tune.
I was just in the mood.
I am on my way.
I am on my way.
[A] I am on my way.
I am [E] on my way.
I [B] am on [E] my