Chords for MINECRAFT RAP | "The Arch-Illager" | Dan Bull

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_ _ _ _ _ _ [C#] I [F#m] was born into a cruel and unforgiving nasty world that didn't want me.
They rejected, [D] disrespected, scorned [C#] and shot me cold [F#m] and hungry.
All I wanted was some company to be comfy.
Put to put it bluntly, they were being a bunch of considerably rude neighbours, so I gave up.
[D] Then I stumbled [C#] on a bloody massive cable.
[F#m] The doorway yawned awake slowly.
I [F#] wasn't brave normally, but a strange force was calling me.
And so with flaming torch in hand, I [D] made my way forward.
The lacerated [C#] corners on the bowl has made it [F#m] awkward.
I gazed on in awe, following a short reconnaissance.
I saw what lay before me, it was called the orb of dominance.
It held sway over my thoughts, I gained [D] confidence.
Till at once the commoders [C#] no longer had much tolerance.
[F#m] I'm a small village of a little list of worms.
But now I've got a feeling I'm gonna be well endowed.
I'm a small village of [D] my willy stands proud.
Till I've been dethroned, [C#] so hand me the crown.
[F#m] Now bow down, show me the top of your head.
Hey, I said bow down, else I'll be dropping you dead.
I am the arch-villager and I will pillage your [D] village until you're given to [C#] run.
You can't win if you're [F#] standing my path, you'll get trampled like grass.
I see you haven't any heating I can provide.
No need [D] to thank me, here's a torch, completely free of charge.
I'll need your family treat, scorched, [C#] slashed with lethal steel [F#] shards.
Though I see you're planning a resistance, if you're gonna lead the charge.
Being biased, objects [D] in your rear view appear [F#m] large.
Your mistake for thinking this, I say it bears bigger opinions.
Till my minions chase you straight away from my dominion.
So make haste, spread my covenant all across the kingdom.
I'm your new government, coming for more than just your income.
You can try assembling a rebellion of adventurers.
[D] It's never gonna bother me, my friends, so don't pretend it does.
[F#m] I'm the arch-villager, now come on down.
Down into my dungeon, have a look around.
I'm the arch-villager, living in a cave.
[D] Having a party while [C#] keeping villages enslaved.
[F#m] Now come on down, now come on, quicker chop chop.
Come on down, down, some hard liquor I am.
The arch-villager handle my business.
[D] Now everybody give a [C#] big hand to our visitors.
[F#m] Look at you and your gang, you couldn't be more villainous.
Force in my hand, you're gonna be all prisoners.
No forgiveness, I'm sending in [D] my skeletons in regiments.
Defending us [C#] against your weapons with a [F#m] vengeance.
I'm telling you, torches, enemy forces making me nauseous.
Better be cautious or you'll be left on the edge of a tall cliff.
Oh, we better be so quick, then come down into the dungeon.
Where the smell is rather pungent.
[D] Can't tell if it's your bunions or you've been cutting some onions.
[F#m] I'm the arch-villager, thank you for coming down.
Make yourselves comfortable, have a look around.
I'm the arch-villager, lurking you unaware.
But [D] you're coming unprepared, [C#] it's someone you haven't met.
[F#m] So glad you came down, down, summoned to my lair.
And now, what's the matter, Chucky, you look a little scared.
I'm the arch-villager, and I warned you that if [D] you didn't give up then I'd have [C#] to confiscate your [F#m] head.
I'm not to be messed with, me.
_ I may be small, but I'm kind of a big deal.
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