Chords for Minnie the Moocher

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_ _ _ [C] _ _ [B] _ [Em] Hey folks, here's a story about Minnie the Moocher.
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She was a low [B] down [Em] moocher. _
She was the roughest, toughest friend.
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Minnie had a hot [Em] ass dick and were. _
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_ _ She _ _ _ _ messed around with a bloke [B] named [Cm] Smokey.
She loved him [B] though, he [Em] was low key.
He took her down to Chinatown.
[C] And he told her how to kick [Bm] the bum [Em] around. _
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_ _ She _ _ _ _ had a dream about the king of Sweden.
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He gave her things [B] that she [Em] was needing.
He built her a home of gold and steel.
[C] A diamond car [Bm] with platinum [Em] wheels. _
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He gave her his townhouse and his racing horses.
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Each man she had [B] was a [E] dozen [Em] coarse pairs.
Had a million dollars worth of nickels and [G] dimes.
She [Em] sat around and counted [B] them all the [Em] meantime. _ _
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