Chords for Misbehavin' Maidens: Don't Sail There No More - Dragon Con 2018

Okay, _ so this one isn't brand new, but we do have some new verses.
[F] We always have new verses.
So [Fm] I wrote a_
for the Harry Potter_
We used the song.
[Eb] We used the song and we did all of our Harry Potter verses for this song.
And we have a lot of other fandom verses that we're gonna do.
But there was one verse and we submitted it and we're like,
can we get away with this?
And they were [E] like, mmm_
[N] So we're gonna do it now. _
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_ _ [A] _ _ Nyah nyah [Eb] nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah
We used to sail to the shire, that's where we put [G] ashore
We used to sail to the shire, we did but we don't anymore
[Eb] A hobbit there wanted tobacco, we had some of that on board
Longbottom he wanted, my bottom he got
That's why we don't sail no more
Nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah
We used to sail to Gallifrey, that's where we put [G] ashore
We used to sail to Gallifrey, we did but we don't anymore
And NB asked us for Time Lords, we [Db] had some of those on board
Time Lords they wanted, the Doctor we played
That's why we don't [F] sail no more
We're a moisturized speed Doctor
[D] _ _ [F] We used to sail [Ebm] to Lannisport, that's where we put [F] ashore
We used to sail to Lannisport, we did but we don't anymore
A last there wanted a [Eb] Lannister, we had some of those on board
Jamie she wanted, his hand she got
That's why we don't sail no more
Nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah [Ebm] nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah
[N] That's_ _ _ _
Okay
Nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah
We [F] used to sail to R'lyeh, [Eb] that's where we put ashore
We used to sail to R'lyeh, we did but we don't [Bb] anymore
A last there wanted an Elder [F] thing, we had some of those on board
Cthulhu she wanted, a deep one she got
That's why we don't sail no [Eb] more
Nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah
We used to sail to [Ab] Ponyville, that's where [F] we put ashore
We used to sail to Ponyville, we did but we don't anymore
A pony there wanted some friendship, we had some of that on board
Friendship she wanted, magic she got
That's why we don't sail no more _ _ _ _
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Nyah nyah _ _ nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah [Eb] nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah [F] ny
wanted some wormholes we have some of [Ab] those on board a wormhole he wanted a moth hole [F] he got
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we [Eb] used to sail to valencia [Ebm] that's where we put ashore we used to sail to valencia we did but we
don't [A] anymore a princess wanted a hero we had some of those on board gallivant she wanted king [F] dick she got
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we used to sail to the labyrinth that's where we put [G] ashore we used to sail to the labyrinth we did
but we [Eb] don't anymore a king there wanted a goblin we had some of those on board a baby he needed we
tried all night
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[G] we sailed to mushroom [E] kingdom that's where we put ashore
_ [F] _ _ _ _ a princess wanted some [Eb] plumbers we had some of those on board
plumber she wanted i warped her pipe what _ _ _ _ _ _ _
used to sail to hogwarts that's where we put ashore we used to sail to hogwarts we did but we
don't anymore a ladder wanted [G] a hufflepuff we had some of those on board a puff he wanted to blow
on my dick
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_ [F] _ _ _ _ anymore alas i wanted a demigod we had some of [E] those on board [Eb] loki she wanted thors hammer she got no _ _ _ more _ _
[Bb] _ _ [A] _ _ _ [N] _ _ _
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_ _ _ _ _ _ [Ab] but then lucky annie got kicked out of the marriott [Eb] because she kept kneeling down in front
of all the loki cosplayers playing i want to make out with you
look _ _ [Ab] okay i was hospital sick last time y'all came here and i couldn't go let me have my moment
you were blocking the [Db] skywalk what part of [G] first time dragon con attendee do you not understand
_ [C] remember when uh ruse tried to pimp [Db] out the 300 cosplayers on the pulse
[Ab] _ they were into it and it was a flawless business plan except for the fact that they [N] don't like proses _
_ _ _ _ _ and i feel great there's just so many better condom brands like seriously _ _
_ okay well are we just going to uh _
_ drink at this moment _ _ we're gonna drink as well we're gonna do no we're going to remember the
fact that [G] lynn got kicked out of the walk of fame for bothering [C] kapaldi i just want you to
into jodie [Eb] whittaker _ _ were you going to bore him to death [D] it's gonna be a mother plot twist
[N] _ all _
_ _ _ _ [C] _ right well saber got frustrated with the lack of sexual [D] education here so she started doing [F] an
_ [Db] impromptu demonstration it was a gorilla [N] panel it was in the middle of the atrium
with visual aids
ah
[G] _
_ _ that's why we [Ab] won't sail here no [N] more _ _ _ _ _