Chords for Misfits - Horror Xmas (EP) (2013)

_ _ _ _ _ _ _ [D] _
_ _ [Gb] _ _ _ _ _ _
_ [D] _ _ [B] You're mean, _ [E]
Scrooge.
You really [Ab] are a hero.
You're [B] a cuddly-ass cactus, [A] charming and cute, Mr.
[D] Bird.
_ [Bb] You're a bad banana, greasy [Gb] man. _ _ _ _
_ _ [D] _ _ [Eb] _ [B] You're a monster, _
[E] Scrooge.
Your heart's an [Db] empty hole.
[Gb]
Your brain is full of spiders, and [A] zombies in your soul, [D] Mr.
Bird.
_ [Db]
I wouldn't touch you with a [Gb] hammer, you young and a half-wit bull. _ _
_ _ _ _ _ [Db] _ _ [Ab] _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ [Eb] _
You're a fireball, [Gb] Mr.
Clint.
[Ab] You have dirt like ginger [Eb] pile.
You have all the feathers [Gb] we give to a seasick [B] crocodile, [E] Scrooge.
[Eb] _ Between the two of you, I'm a [Ab] seasick crocodile.
_ _ _ _ _ _ [E] _
_ [Bb] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ [Gb] _ _ You're a [Eb] foul-mouthed [Ab] piece of rich.
You're a [F] nappy, laughing skunk.
Your [Eb] heart is full of hungry cocks, so is my [Gb] young, Mr.
Brain.
_ [F] The three best words to [Bb] describe you.
Stank!
_ Stank!
Stunk!
_ [Gb] _ _ [Ab] Stank! _
Stank!
Stunk!
[E] _ _ _ [Gb]
Stank!
_ Stank!
Stunk! Stank!
[D] _
_ _ _ _ [Db] _ _ _ _
_ [Gb] _ _ [Eb] _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [Bb] _ _ [Ab] _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ [Bb] When you're young, [Eb] you imagine things.
[Ab] _ [Bb] There's a monster [Eb] beneath your bed.
It's in your [Ab] head, baby.
[Bb] Evil toys, [Eb] they're all that is here.
[Ab] On this island, [Bb] they're all safely [Eb] locked away.
[F] On the island of Pest [Bb] and Toys, [F] with all the bad [Bb] girls and boys.
[F] They make their [Bb] evil noise, [F] and the whole world turns [Ab] away.
_ _ _ [Eb] Open up [Bb] your eyes, [Eb] get ready for a big surprise.
[Eb] I know it may [Bb] sound crazy, but it's [F] true.
_ [Ab] _ _ [Bb] The Christmas [C]
lore, it's [F] a lion king.
_ _ Yeah, [C] it's Lord and Savior [F] in law.
A Christmas car, baby.
[C] Make them pray, that on Christmas Eve.
_ [Bb] Santa Claus will come [F] and miss his sleigh.
On the [G] island of Pest [C] and Toys, with all the bad girls and boys.
They make their evil noise, and the whole [Bb] world turns away.
_ _ [Eb] _ Open up your eyes, get ready for a big surprise.
I know [Bb] it may sound crazy, [F] but it's true.
_ [Eb] Open [Bb] up your [Eb] eyes, get ready for [Bb] a big [Eb] surprise.
I know it [Bb] may sound crazy, [F] but it's true.
_ _ [Ab] _ [Bb] When you're young, [Eb] you invite the babes.
_ [Ab] _ [Bb] There's no more [Eb] underneath your bed.
It's in your head, [Ab] baby.
[Bb] Evil toys, [Eb] they're all that [Bb] is here.
On [Ab] this island, they're [Bb] all safely locked [Eb] away.
Hey!
_ [Gb] _ _ _
_ _ Of a blue Christmas [Db]
without you.
I'll be so blue just thinking [Gb]
about you.
_ Decorations of red [B] on a green Christmas tree.
_ [Ab] Won't be the same, dear, [Db] if you're not here with me.
And [Gb] when those blue _ [Db] snowflakes are falling.
That's when those blue memories [Gb] are calling.
You'll be doing all right [B] with your [C] Christmas white.
[Db] But I'll have a blue, [Gb] blue Christmas.
_ _ _ _ _ _ [Db] _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ [Gb] _
_ _ You'll be doing all [B] right with your [C] Christmas [Db] white.
But I'll have a blue, [Gb] blue Christmas.
_ I'll have a blue Christmas [Db]
without you.
I'll be so blue just thinking [Gb]
about you.
You'll be doing all right [B] with your [C] Christmas [Db] white.
But I'll have a blue, [Gb] blue Christmas.
[Ebm] I'll [Db] have a blue, blue, [Gbm] blue Christmas.
_ [Db] I'll have a blue, blue, blue [Gb] Christmas.
_ _ [Gbm] _ _ [Gb] _