Chords for Missy Higgins - Funny Moments

_ _ _ _ _ So you think you can dance? _ _ _ _ _ _
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_ _ My sweethearts, _ [Bb] _
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_ _ _ [N] I am a priest. _
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Oh, hola!
_ _ _ Yeah.
[N] _
_ _ _ Hello. _ _
Alejandro.
_ _ _ _ I _
[Dm] _ wanna_
How was that?
_ I thought you were acting.
It was pretty good.
You should just sing this entire set and you'd hear yourself hear a middle of the night. _ _ _
You'd be like, what happened to this guy?
_ [D] She ain't here no more. _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ I just_ Yeah.
We're good?
Cool.
_ [C] Hello everybody.
[Gb] I am Ray from PETA 2 and I am sitting here with the lovely Missy Higgins.
_ _ _ [N] Woo! _ _ _
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_ [Cm] _ _ _ Are [Bb] _
[G] we really doing this?
Yep.
_ _ [Ab] Can I take a sip [B] and light a fire? _ _ _
I'm sweating!
_ Stop it.
[N] _ _
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You're a self [G]-professional.
Look at this fluff.
Performing this jacket.
[N] Look how dirty this keyboard is.
_ Here you go.
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_ _ _ _ Thanks. _ _
[Ab] _ _ _ _ [B] _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ Do I know something in [E] Spanish?
_ _ _ _ _ [Abm] _ _ [N] _
_ _ _ _ _ _ Um_ Borrachas?
_ _ _ _ I think that means something, doesn't it?
_ _ I think that means drunken girls.
Don't ask me how I know that.
_ _ Borracha.
[Gb] Borracha.
Ah.
_ [Abm] _ _ _
It's morning.
_ [E] _ We've been waiting for the world.
_ [B] Ew! _ _
It's time that you can tell me [E] I was wrong.
[Gb] I've been living [Abm] in the world for 70 years.
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_ [Bb] _ _ _ [Eb] _ I [N] look a bit sunburned.
I do, don't I?
I'm actually really hot. _ _
Because I've just come from winter in Australia and today I've done two performances outside
and it's really hot in LA. _
So, no, I'm not burnt.
But thanks. _ _
_ _ Messi!
_ She's really excited.
I'm so excited!
I don't know what to do. _
All right.
Thank [Gb] you.
_ _ [G]
Am I wearing the right thing?
Yeah.
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Like that?
_ _ _ [A] _ [Gb] There you go.
_ _ Thank you.
[Gm] I think _ [G] _ that would be tasty.
[D] Thank [Ab] you.
_ _ Any chance you could come over to [Abm] the UK for some gigs?
_ _ _ _ Yes, I think I [N] am, actually, this month.
_ All right?
I thought I was.
I was going to.
Maybe that didn't work out.
_ _ But yes, I really want to come to the UK.
I know a lot of people ask me about it on Twitter and I _ think there's a good chance
I could be coming over there in the next month.
So, stay tuned. _ _ _ _
Ha ha.
_ _ _ Man, it is [Ab] really hot up here.
_ I'm seeing this reflection of my face and it's going_
_ Oh no, that's fine.
I'll just wait until [Eb] Gab's finished packing up.
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