Model Behavior Chords by Laura Benanti

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_ _ [B] _ _ _ Hi, it's me.
Are you [Ab] there?
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_ _ [Ab] _ _ _ _ [G] Peppa, it's [Ab] me again.
Why aren't you picking [G] up the phone?
It's [Ab] like my brain is gonna melt if [G] I talk to you.
[F] I've got a problem in the shower [G] and I've only got a minute.
[Ab] Well, the problem in the shower [Db] is [D] this guy that I've been dating [G] named Malik.
[Ab] He's what's the word?
Swarthy, [G] like a desert sheik.
[Ab] And he's been here in my apartment [G] for about a week.
[Cm] I met him down [Ab] at Cafe [Cm] Sombra and I know [Ab] you think I'm overly romantic,
but you wouldn't believe the connection we have.
Immediately I was ready for [G] him to meet my mom.
Like [Ab] I could feel my heart exploding [G] like some kind of bomb.
[Ab] Which is ironic because actually I [B] think he literally [Ab] has some kind of_
Anyway, Grandpa, happy birthday.
Say hello to Grandma and be sure and pick your_
[G] That was it!
I may be [C] jumping to conclusions, but [G] I hope I am.
He thinks I'm [C] keen and he's got shoulders [G] like Jean-Claude Van Damme.
Listen, [Bb] call me when you hear this.
[Ab] I'll be here for half an hour.
[G] Call me back. _
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Peppa, are [D] you there?
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_ Are you okay or not [G] there, but we need to talk.
[Ab] My stomach's [Cm] aching like I swallowed some [G] enormous [Am] rock.
I'm at the phone booth on [F] the corner and [G] have only got a [Ab] minute.
Plus I'm [C] running out of change because [Db] I've been [D] lending all my money to [G] Malik.
God [Ab] knows what, man, I'm not exactly [G] on a lucky streak.
But [Ab] this one really is a mess.
I [G] think I'm gonna freak.
I know [Cm] you [Fm] say I'm an alarmist, [Cm] but I'm not [Ab] remembered.
There's that time I thought I saw a spider.
You said, Mads, a raisin.
But it suddenly started moving and it flew over and bit me [G] on the toe.
So if you're [C] gonna stand in judgment, [G] that's how much you know.
[C] It's so grisly I didn't eat it, but I never would have eat it
because I never did like raisins, so why would there be a [G] raisin on the floor?
So [F] when you [Gm] hear this, call me [Ab] back.
I'll eat [G] a little more.
[Fm] I'll be at _ 773.
Damn, they scratched out the number and misspelled vagina.
[E] All right, I'm hanging up.
I'll [G] call you back.
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Peppa, [Ab] okay, I'm trying you again.
[G] It's afternoon.
_ [Ab] It's like my eyes are gonna pop [G] if I don't get you soon.
[F] I'm at the studio, [G] which sucks because I'm having trouble [Ab] working
because the only thing I think about is [D] crazy [G] situations in my life.
[Ab] I don't know what I'm gonna do if you [G] and I don't speak.
[Cm] I know you think [F] I'm just a [C] drama queen, but [F] actually I'm [Bbm] practical and damn [Eb] it, I make marvels.
So of course I feel things [D] deeper than most people typically do.
And [F] anyway, I think my life might [G] be in danger too.
You won't [Eb] believe what he's got hidden in love.
My lens is working!
It lost a lot of weight, though.
I got that thing removed.
It [Ab] just looks_
Peppa, Marcos, it's_
[G] La la la.
And [Ab] now he's telling me we're shooting, [G] so I've got to go.
[Cm] It's some big deal [Bb] and campaign, I don't know [G] what it's for.
[Cm] They've got me posing [Bb] with a melon and [G] a matador. _ _
Some kind of metaphor.
_ [Gb] _ [G] Call me back!
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_ [G] _ Peppa, it's eight.
[Ab] I don't know why you're treating me [G] like this.
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_ _ [G] Peppa, it's [Ab] almost ten o'clock.
You really are [G] a terrible friend.
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_ _ [G] Peppa, I'm sorry.
I've never felt so frightened [Cm] and alone. _ _ _
[G] I'm like a helpless little kitten on my_
Hey!
[Cm] I'm on a fucking phone!
Please [G] call me back.
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Peppa, it's [G] midnight.
Are you screening?
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[C] _ _ It's 3 AM.
You [G] have to call me.
I [C] _ _ _ [G] don't want to do this to you.
What kind of info_
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What was the name of that cheese that I like? _ _
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Peppa.
Okay, [Abm] now even your [G] machine's ignoring _ [Abm] me.
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Listen, Peppa, [Abm] I know you think _ [G] I'm far too god to see.
_ [C] I'm feeling kind of woozy.
I've been crying for an hour.
[Db] And my boyfriend has an oozy and he doesn't need to shower.
[D] And I play _ _ _ _ _ _ _
on my tree and completely hit and jam.
I'm not_
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_ Peppa. _ _ _ _ _
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_ _ _ Call me [G] _ _
back!
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