Stagger Lee Chords by Modern Life Is War

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My name is Segway _ Lane.
_ _ [C#m] _ [C#] And I'm walking through the ice and [B] snow.
[C#] Never thought you'd do me out last [B] week.
Little [F#] fucking broke.
_ [G#m] _ _ [C#] Nothing but this other in my pocket.
Have I caught forty-five?
_ [B] _ [C#] Don't look at me the wrong [B] way.
Cause I got [F#] nothing to lose [D#] tonight.
[C#] _ Want you to take this.
[C#m] _ And put it all [E] _ down.
_ _ _ [A] _ _ [C#] _ Send the dollar into a few.
_ I start drinking [E] and I turn around.
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[C#] Cause I feel a pair of eyes. _ _
Burning [E] into the back of my neck. _
_ [A] _ [C#] _ And he's looking to the barkeep.
_ [F#] God damn fool [E] wants to turn to me.
_ _ _ [C#m] _ So I stood up from my seat.
_ And [E] pressed the cold steel to his head.
_ [A] Said, [C#m] _ don't you know who the fuck I am?
It's [B] a [C#] Segway Lane. _ _ _
_ Please don't take my life. _ _
[G#m] I [C#] gotta get back home. _
[B] And [E] I've [F#] got a wife.
_ [C#m] _
He [C#] said, please Seg, please. _
_ I'm a friend, not a _ foe.
[B] What's [C#m] your goose with Billy?
I [B] put the mango.
[F#] I just thought you should know.
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[A] I put some whoop whoop whoop to the walk [E] outside.
Still the first last call I see.
[C] _ That's just my blood sucking for you.
_ I start to take a little ride.
[C#] _ I leave the car running. _
Pull down the brim [E] of my black Stetson hat. _
_ _ [C#] _ I look around and I see no witness.
One last drink [E] for myself of last.
_ _ _ _ [C#] _ I kick open the door.
See the bodies intertwine.
See the fear in [E] their eyes.
I put my car on 45. _ _
[C#] _ And I feel divine.
Whoa, _ Segway Lane. _ _ _
_ You're a bad, bad _ man.
[B] _ [C#] Oh, Segway _ Lane. _
[B] You're going [F#] straight to hell.
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[C#] _ _ Segway Lane, Segway Lane.
_ You're a bad, bad _ _ [G#m] man.
[C#m] Oh, Segway Lane. _ _
[B] You're going [E] straight to hell. _ _
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