Chords for Mom's Lullaby

_ _ _ _ Thank you very much.
I'm going to go from one song about a mother to another entirely different song about [Dm] a mother.
_ Do we have any mothers here this afternoon? _ _
I mean that as [N] an entire word, by the way. _
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_ _ _ Your mommy's right over there. _ _ _
_ _ _ Hi, mom.
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If you're the mother of a young child, _ _ _ _ right there, right there. _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ [Gm] Now, if you're the mother of a young child, you'll be able to relate to this song _ [D] immediately.
_ And if you're the mother of a child that's a little bit older, the memories will come flooding back.
And if you're not a mommy yet, this song may cause you to have second thoughts about the whole procedure.
It's called _ Mom's Lullaby.
[Bb] _ _ _ _
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[Bb] _ _ _ _ Go to bed, _ go to sleep, I've had enough of [F] your bullshit.
Close your _ eyes, you little monster, or I'll blister your [Bb] behind. _
_ I'll explain, _ _ you're a pain, when you're tired [F] and cranky.
I get _ cranky sometimes too, like when I'm sick and tired [Bb] of you. _ _ _
_ No, [Eb] you _ can't [Bb] have a drink, _ [Eb] no, I won't read you one [Bb] more story.
_ [Eb] I've had it up [Bb] to here, I could [F] use a drink [Bb] _ myself.
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[G] _ _ [Cm] _ _ _ [Gm] _
_ [C] _ Pampers [Gm] and potties [Cm] and runny red noses, babies are seldom a bed full of roses.
[Bb] Whining and crying and [Ab] carrying [Eb] on, this [C] is what sucks [Cm] about [G] being a mom.
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Babies [Gm] are cute, but [C] it's just when they're sleeping, you [G] moms don't [Cm] realize, soon they'll be keeping,
_ [D] hours that [Bb]
Dracula [Ab] couldn't live on, [Eb]
this is [Cm] what sucks [Fm] about [G] being a [Bm] mom.
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_ When a [Cm] toy breaks, when [G] your back aches, [F]
[Ab] when you're [Cm] feeling down,
_ _ real moms aren't depressed when [Bb] they see a [G] big mess, [C] they just know that a _ child's _ [C] _ [Bb] around.
_ _ _ _ Let _ me _ _ [Dm]
go to the bathroom [Eb] _
_ _ _ all [Bb]
alone.
_ _ _ _ [Eb]
Let me _ _ [Bb]
watch some [Gm] TV [Cm] or talk [F] on the _ telephone.
[Bb] _ _ _ _ _ _
_ I hate _ [Dm] Ernie and Bert [Eb] _
_ and Rainbow _
[Bb] Brite.
_ _ _ [Eb] _
_ I'm sick to [Bb]
death of the [Gm] Smurfs, [Cm] so give me [F] a break [Bb] tonight.
_ _ _ _ I know how much you love me [Eb] and you know how much I love you [Gm] too, but really.
_ _ _ [Bb]
Please my darling daughter, won't [C] you go and bug your father?
[F] I don't want _ you [Eb] _ _ [Fm] near _ me.
[F] _ _ _ [Bb] Let _ me _ [Dm] sit down to eat, [Eb] let me _ rest a [Bb] _
while.
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I _ [Cm] don't [Bb]
know [Gm] if my feet [Cm] could last through [F] another _ [Bb] _
child. _ _ _
Living with a kid like you is [Eb] like being keeper of the zoo.
_ [Cm] You should _ _ be [F] _ _ _
in [Bb] a _ _
[Eb] _ _ _ [Bb] _ _ _
cage. _ _ _ _
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