Mommy Fwiend Chords by Penelope Scott
Tempo:
187.3 bpm
Chords used:
Bb
Ab
Eb
Cm
G
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
Start Jamming...
[Cm] [G]
[Ab]
[Eb] I don't want to suck you off just [G] to hold the spot of [Cm] every suicide hotline [Ab] volunteer
you [Bb] ever called.
I'm [Eb] not your mom and I'm not [G] your therapist and [Ab] I'm not safe [Bb] enough to [Eb] take this risk.
I don't want to eat your dread the [Cm] very same way [Fm] the women swallow cum just [Bb] to make it
go away and you [Eb] should treat me better than [Cm] the goddamn fruit [Fm] you cut a hole in [Bb] back in [Eb] seventh grade.
[Ab] And I know, I [Cm] know you're sad.
Let me [Bb] just remind you [G] I am not your [Cm] fucking dad.
I [Eb] don't want to suck you off just [G] to hold the spot of [Cm] every mental health professional
[Ab] you ever [Bb]
saw.
I'm not [Eb] your therapist, I'm [G] not trained for this and [Ab] I don't want to [Bb] be forced to [Eb] listen
[Cm] under [Fm]
coercion, under the threat of your blood on my [Bb] hands.
[Ab] Let me remind you [Fm] that I am not [Bb] your dad.
[C]
I [Cm] am not your daddy.
I can't [G] support you.
I can't [Ab] work through all your childhood [Eb] trauma for you.
I don't want [Cm] to fuck you like he [G] never could.
I don't [Ab] want to be the thing you [Eb] fuck to do [Bb] something you shouldn't.
[Ab] I don't owe you any space [Bb] on my bed.
This [Ab] isn't feminism.
It's [Bb] straight up normal [Gm] fucking [Fm] etiquette when [D] I say fuck off, [Bb] fuck off.
Because [Ab] consent's about more than [Bb] just your cock and the government so.
I don't [Eb] want to suck you off just [G] to hold the spot of every [Cm] mental health professional
[Ab] you never saw.
I'm not your [Eb] therapist, I'm not [Gm] trained for this and I [Ab] don't want to be [Bb]
forced to [Eb] listen
[Cm] under
[F] coercion, under the threat of your blood on my [Bb] hands.
Leveraging [Eb] my constant guilt [G] against me and [Cm] you force me into [Ab] submission and I would be
[Eb]
so much less [G] offended if you just [Cm] told me to get back into [Ab] the kitchen.
I don't [Fm] even feel good about it [Bb] anymore cause you [Ab] don't take the advice you [Bb] fucking use [Cm] me for.
[Eb] I don't want to suck you off just [G] to hold the spot of [Cm] every mental health professional
[Ab] you [Bb] ever saw.
[Eb] I'm not your therapist, [Cm] I'm not trained for this [Fm] and I don't want to [Bb] take the fucking
[Eb] risk [Cm] under [Fm] coercion, [F] under the threat of your blood on my [Bb] hands.
[Gm] Let me [Ab] remind you [Fm] that I am not [Bb] your dad.
Let me [Ab] remind you [Fm] to call your fucking [Bb]
dad.
[F] [Bb] [Eb] [G]
[Cm]
[Ab] [Eb]
[G]
[Ab] [Bb] [Eb]
[Cm] [F]
[Bb]
[N]
[Ab]
[Eb] I don't want to suck you off just [G] to hold the spot of [Cm] every suicide hotline [Ab] volunteer
you [Bb] ever called.
I'm [Eb] not your mom and I'm not [G] your therapist and [Ab] I'm not safe [Bb] enough to [Eb] take this risk.
I don't want to eat your dread the [Cm] very same way [Fm] the women swallow cum just [Bb] to make it
go away and you [Eb] should treat me better than [Cm] the goddamn fruit [Fm] you cut a hole in [Bb] back in [Eb] seventh grade.
[Ab] And I know, I [Cm] know you're sad.
Let me [Bb] just remind you [G] I am not your [Cm] fucking dad.
I [Eb] don't want to suck you off just [G] to hold the spot of [Cm] every mental health professional
[Ab] you ever [Bb]
saw.
I'm not [Eb] your therapist, I'm [G] not trained for this and [Ab] I don't want to [Bb] be forced to [Eb] listen
[Cm] under [Fm]
coercion, under the threat of your blood on my [Bb] hands.
[Ab] Let me remind you [Fm] that I am not [Bb] your dad.
[C]
I [Cm] am not your daddy.
I can't [G] support you.
I can't [Ab] work through all your childhood [Eb] trauma for you.
I don't want [Cm] to fuck you like he [G] never could.
I don't [Ab] want to be the thing you [Eb] fuck to do [Bb] something you shouldn't.
[Ab] I don't owe you any space [Bb] on my bed.
This [Ab] isn't feminism.
It's [Bb] straight up normal [Gm] fucking [Fm] etiquette when [D] I say fuck off, [Bb] fuck off.
Because [Ab] consent's about more than [Bb] just your cock and the government so.
I don't [Eb] want to suck you off just [G] to hold the spot of every [Cm] mental health professional
[Ab] you never saw.
I'm not your [Eb] therapist, I'm not [Gm] trained for this and I [Ab] don't want to be [Bb]
forced to [Eb] listen
[Cm] under
[F] coercion, under the threat of your blood on my [Bb] hands.
Leveraging [Eb] my constant guilt [G] against me and [Cm] you force me into [Ab] submission and I would be
[Eb]
so much less [G] offended if you just [Cm] told me to get back into [Ab] the kitchen.
I don't [Fm] even feel good about it [Bb] anymore cause you [Ab] don't take the advice you [Bb] fucking use [Cm] me for.
[Eb] I don't want to suck you off just [G] to hold the spot of [Cm] every mental health professional
[Ab] you [Bb] ever saw.
[Eb] I'm not your therapist, [Cm] I'm not trained for this [Fm] and I don't want to [Bb] take the fucking
[Eb] risk [Cm] under [Fm] coercion, [F] under the threat of your blood on my [Bb] hands.
[Gm] Let me [Ab] remind you [Fm] that I am not [Bb] your dad.
Let me [Ab] remind you [Fm] to call your fucking [Bb]
dad.
[F] [Bb] [Eb] [G]
[Cm]
[Ab] [Eb]
[G]
[Ab] [Bb] [Eb]
[Cm] [F]
[Bb]
[N]
Key:
Bb
Ab
Eb
Cm
G
Bb
Ab
Eb
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[Cm] _ _ _ _ _ _ [G] _ _
_ _ _ _ [Ab] _ _ _ _
_ [Eb] _ _ I don't want to suck you off just [G] to hold the spot of [Cm] every _ suicide hotline [Ab] volunteer
you [Bb] ever called.
I'm [Eb] not your mom and I'm not [G] your therapist and [Ab] I'm not safe [Bb] enough to [Eb] take this risk.
_ I don't want to eat your dread the [Cm] very same way [Fm] the women swallow cum just [Bb] to make it
go away and you [Eb] should treat me better than [Cm] the goddamn fruit [Fm] you cut a hole in [Bb] back in [Eb] seventh grade.
_ _ [Ab] And I know, I [Cm] know you're sad. _ _ _
Let me [Bb] just remind you [G] I am not your [Cm] fucking dad. _ _ _ _ _
_ _ I [Eb] don't want to suck you off just [G] to hold the spot of [Cm] every mental health professional
[Ab] you ever [Bb]
saw.
I'm not [Eb] your therapist, I'm [G] not trained for this and [Ab] I don't want to [Bb] be forced to [Eb] listen
[Cm] _ under [Fm] _
coercion, _ under the threat of your blood on my [Bb] _ hands. _ _ _
_ _ [Ab] Let me remind you _ _ [Fm] _ that I am not [Bb] your dad.
_ _ _ _ _ [C]
I [Cm] am not your daddy.
I can't [G] support you.
I can't [Ab] work through all your childhood [Eb] trauma for you.
I don't want [Cm] to fuck you like he [G] never could.
I don't [Ab] want to be the thing you [Eb] fuck to do [Bb] something you shouldn't.
[Ab] I don't owe you any space [Bb] on my bed.
This [Ab] isn't feminism.
It's [Bb] straight up normal [Gm] fucking [Fm] etiquette when [D] I say fuck off, [Bb] fuck off.
Because [Ab] consent's about more than [Bb] just your cock and the government so. _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ I don't [Eb] want to suck you off just [G] to hold the spot of every [Cm] mental health professional
[Ab] you never saw.
I'm not your [Eb] _ therapist, _ I'm not [Gm] trained for this and I [Ab] don't want to be [Bb]
forced to [Eb] _ listen
[Cm] under _
[F] _ coercion, _ under the threat of your blood on my [Bb] _ _ hands.
_ _ _ _ _ _ _
Leveraging [Eb] my constant guilt [G] against me and [Cm] you force me into [Ab] submission _ and I would be
[Eb]
so much less [G] offended _ if you just [Cm] told me to get back into [Ab] the kitchen.
I don't [Fm] even feel good about it [Bb] anymore cause you [Ab] don't take the advice you [Bb] fucking use [Cm] me for.
_ _ [Eb] I don't want to suck you off just [G] to hold the spot of [Cm] every mental health professional
[Ab] you [Bb] ever saw.
[Eb] I'm not your therapist, _ [Cm] I'm not trained for this [Fm] and I don't want to [Bb] take the fucking
[Eb] risk _ [Cm] under _ [Fm] coercion, _ [F] under the threat of your blood on my [Bb] hands. _ _
_ _ _ [Gm] _ Let me [Ab] remind you _ _ [Fm] _ that I am not [Bb] your dad.
_ Let _ _ _ me [Ab] remind you _ _ [Fm] to call your fucking [Bb]
dad.
_ _ _ _ [F] _ _ [Bb] _ _ _ [Eb] _ _ _ _ _ [G] _
_ _ _ _ [Cm] _ _ _ _
_ _ [Ab] _ _ _ _ _ [Eb] _
_ _ _ _ [G] _ _ _ _
_ [Ab] _ _ _ [Bb] _ _ [Eb] _ _
_ _ [Cm] _ _ [F] _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ [Bb] _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ [N] _
[Cm] _ _ _ _ _ _ [G] _ _
_ _ _ _ [Ab] _ _ _ _
_ [Eb] _ _ I don't want to suck you off just [G] to hold the spot of [Cm] every _ suicide hotline [Ab] volunteer
you [Bb] ever called.
I'm [Eb] not your mom and I'm not [G] your therapist and [Ab] I'm not safe [Bb] enough to [Eb] take this risk.
_ I don't want to eat your dread the [Cm] very same way [Fm] the women swallow cum just [Bb] to make it
go away and you [Eb] should treat me better than [Cm] the goddamn fruit [Fm] you cut a hole in [Bb] back in [Eb] seventh grade.
_ _ [Ab] And I know, I [Cm] know you're sad. _ _ _
Let me [Bb] just remind you [G] I am not your [Cm] fucking dad. _ _ _ _ _
_ _ I [Eb] don't want to suck you off just [G] to hold the spot of [Cm] every mental health professional
[Ab] you ever [Bb]
saw.
I'm not [Eb] your therapist, I'm [G] not trained for this and [Ab] I don't want to [Bb] be forced to [Eb] listen
[Cm] _ under [Fm] _
coercion, _ under the threat of your blood on my [Bb] _ hands. _ _ _
_ _ [Ab] Let me remind you _ _ [Fm] _ that I am not [Bb] your dad.
_ _ _ _ _ [C]
I [Cm] am not your daddy.
I can't [G] support you.
I can't [Ab] work through all your childhood [Eb] trauma for you.
I don't want [Cm] to fuck you like he [G] never could.
I don't [Ab] want to be the thing you [Eb] fuck to do [Bb] something you shouldn't.
[Ab] I don't owe you any space [Bb] on my bed.
This [Ab] isn't feminism.
It's [Bb] straight up normal [Gm] fucking [Fm] etiquette when [D] I say fuck off, [Bb] fuck off.
Because [Ab] consent's about more than [Bb] just your cock and the government so. _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ I don't [Eb] want to suck you off just [G] to hold the spot of every [Cm] mental health professional
[Ab] you never saw.
I'm not your [Eb] _ therapist, _ I'm not [Gm] trained for this and I [Ab] don't want to be [Bb]
forced to [Eb] _ listen
[Cm] under _
[F] _ coercion, _ under the threat of your blood on my [Bb] _ _ hands.
_ _ _ _ _ _ _
Leveraging [Eb] my constant guilt [G] against me and [Cm] you force me into [Ab] submission _ and I would be
[Eb]
so much less [G] offended _ if you just [Cm] told me to get back into [Ab] the kitchen.
I don't [Fm] even feel good about it [Bb] anymore cause you [Ab] don't take the advice you [Bb] fucking use [Cm] me for.
_ _ [Eb] I don't want to suck you off just [G] to hold the spot of [Cm] every mental health professional
[Ab] you [Bb] ever saw.
[Eb] I'm not your therapist, _ [Cm] I'm not trained for this [Fm] and I don't want to [Bb] take the fucking
[Eb] risk _ [Cm] under _ [Fm] coercion, _ [F] under the threat of your blood on my [Bb] hands. _ _
_ _ _ [Gm] _ Let me [Ab] remind you _ _ [Fm] _ that I am not [Bb] your dad.
_ Let _ _ _ me [Ab] remind you _ _ [Fm] to call your fucking [Bb]
dad.
_ _ _ _ [F] _ _ [Bb] _ _ _ [Eb] _ _ _ _ _ [G] _
_ _ _ _ [Cm] _ _ _ _
_ _ [Ab] _ _ _ _ _ [Eb] _
_ _ _ _ [G] _ _ _ _
_ [Ab] _ _ _ [Bb] _ _ [Eb] _ _
_ _ [Cm] _ _ [F] _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ [Bb] _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ [N] _