Chords for MONSTER FRED SCHNEIDER
Tempo:
138.85 bpm
Chords used:
F
Fm
Bb
C
Eb
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
Start Jamming...
[Fm]
[Cm] [F]
[C] [Fm]
[F] [Bb]
[F] [C] [Fm]
There's a monster in my [Bb] pants and it does a nasty dance.
[Fm] When it moves in and out, everybody [F] starts to shout.
Monster!
[Fm]
[F]
[Fm]
[F]
[Fm]
[F] There's a monster in my pants and it does a naughty dance.
[Fm] When it sees the light of day, you can hear the people say.
Monster!
Oh,
[F]
[Fm]
monster!
[Bb] Shut the window, bolt the door, don't want to see that monster anymore.
[Fm]
Shut [Bb] the [Ab] window, bolt [Bb] the door, don't want to see that monster anymore.
There's a [F] monster in my pants and it does a modern [Bb] dance.
When it comes [Fm] into a [C] room, [F] people hit it with a broom.
Take that!
[Fm]
[F]
[Fm] Take it!
[Bbm] They don't wear pants on the [Bb] other side of France, but they do wear fleas to protect
them from the [F] bees.
Oh,
[Fm]
gee, I'm wearing a [Eb] condom!
[F]
[Eb]
[F]
[Eb]
[Cm] [F]
[Eb]
[F]
[Fm]
[F] There's a monster on the run and it wants to have some [Bb] fun.
When it flies up in the air, [Fm] all the people stop and stare.
The guys [F] give a yell and the girls start to shriek [Bb] when they see its [Fm] giant claws and its
razor sharp beak.
[B] [Fm] Gosh, would you look at that thing!
[F] [Bb]
I got a claw, don't you, George, where [F] it's hidden!
[C] [Bb] [Fm]
[E]
[N]
[Cm] [F]
[C] [Fm]
[F] [Bb]
[F] [C] [Fm]
There's a monster in my [Bb] pants and it does a nasty dance.
[Fm] When it moves in and out, everybody [F] starts to shout.
Monster!
[Fm]
[F]
[Fm]
[F]
[Fm]
[F] There's a monster in my pants and it does a naughty dance.
[Fm] When it sees the light of day, you can hear the people say.
Monster!
Oh,
[F]
[Fm]
monster!
[Bb] Shut the window, bolt the door, don't want to see that monster anymore.
[Fm]
Shut [Bb] the [Ab] window, bolt [Bb] the door, don't want to see that monster anymore.
There's a [F] monster in my pants and it does a modern [Bb] dance.
When it comes [Fm] into a [C] room, [F] people hit it with a broom.
Take that!
[Fm]
[F]
[Fm] Take it!
[Bbm] They don't wear pants on the [Bb] other side of France, but they do wear fleas to protect
them from the [F] bees.
Oh,
[Fm]
gee, I'm wearing a [Eb] condom!
[F]
[Eb]
[F]
[Eb]
[Cm] [F]
[Eb]
[F]
[Fm]
[F] There's a monster on the run and it wants to have some [Bb] fun.
When it flies up in the air, [Fm] all the people stop and stare.
The guys [F] give a yell and the girls start to shriek [Bb] when they see its [Fm] giant claws and its
razor sharp beak.
[B] [Fm] Gosh, would you look at that thing!
[F] [Bb]
I got a claw, don't you, George, where [F] it's hidden!
[C] [Bb] [Fm]
[E]
[N]
Key:
F
Fm
Bb
C
Eb
F
Fm
Bb
_ _ _ [Fm] _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [Cm] _ _ _ [F] _ _ _
_ _ [C] _ [Fm] _ _ _ _ _
_ [F] _ [Bb] _ _ _ _ _ _
[F] _ _ _ _ _ _ [C] _ [Fm] _
_ _ There's a monster in my [Bb] pants and it does a nasty dance.
[Fm] When it moves in and out, everybody [F] starts to shout.
Monster! _ _ _
_ _ _ [Fm] _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ [F] _ _ _
_ _ _ [Fm] _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ [F] _ _ _
_ _ _ _ [Fm] _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [F] There's a monster in my pants and it does a naughty dance.
[Fm] When it sees the light of day, you can hear the people say. _ _ _ _ _
_ Monster!
Oh, _ _ _
_ _ _ [F] _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [Fm] _ _ _ _ _
monster!
[Bb] Shut the window, bolt the door, don't want to see that monster anymore. _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ [Fm] _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
Shut [Bb] _ the [Ab] window, bolt [Bb] the door, don't want to see that monster anymore. _ _ _ _
_ There's a [F] monster in my pants and it does a modern [Bb] dance.
When it comes [Fm] into a [C] room, [F] people hit it with a broom.
_ Take that! _ _
_ _ _ [Fm] _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [F] _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [Fm] Take it! _ _ _
_ _ [Bbm] They don't wear pants on the [Bb] other side of France, but they do wear fleas to protect
them from the [F] bees.
Oh, _ _ _
_ _ _ [Fm] _ _ _ _
gee, I'm wearing a [Eb] condom! _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [F] _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [Eb] _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [F] _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [Eb] _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [Cm] _ _ _ _ [F] _ _
_ _ _ [Eb] _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [F] _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [Fm] _ _ _ _ _
[F] _ There's a monster on the run and it wants to have some [Bb] fun.
When it flies up in the air, [Fm] all the people stop and stare.
The guys [F] give a yell and the girls start to shriek [Bb] when they see its [Fm] giant claws and its
razor sharp beak. _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ [B] _ [Fm] Gosh, would you look at that thing!
_ _ [F] _ _ [Bb]
I got a claw, don't you, George, where [F] it's hidden!
[C] _ _ [Bb] _ _ _ _ [Fm] _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ [E] _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ [N] _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [Cm] _ _ _ [F] _ _ _
_ _ [C] _ [Fm] _ _ _ _ _
_ [F] _ [Bb] _ _ _ _ _ _
[F] _ _ _ _ _ _ [C] _ [Fm] _
_ _ There's a monster in my [Bb] pants and it does a nasty dance.
[Fm] When it moves in and out, everybody [F] starts to shout.
Monster! _ _ _
_ _ _ [Fm] _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ [F] _ _ _
_ _ _ [Fm] _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ [F] _ _ _
_ _ _ _ [Fm] _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [F] There's a monster in my pants and it does a naughty dance.
[Fm] When it sees the light of day, you can hear the people say. _ _ _ _ _
_ Monster!
Oh, _ _ _
_ _ _ [F] _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [Fm] _ _ _ _ _
monster!
[Bb] Shut the window, bolt the door, don't want to see that monster anymore. _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ [Fm] _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
Shut [Bb] _ the [Ab] window, bolt [Bb] the door, don't want to see that monster anymore. _ _ _ _
_ There's a [F] monster in my pants and it does a modern [Bb] dance.
When it comes [Fm] into a [C] room, [F] people hit it with a broom.
_ Take that! _ _
_ _ _ [Fm] _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [F] _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [Fm] Take it! _ _ _
_ _ [Bbm] They don't wear pants on the [Bb] other side of France, but they do wear fleas to protect
them from the [F] bees.
Oh, _ _ _
_ _ _ [Fm] _ _ _ _
gee, I'm wearing a [Eb] condom! _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [F] _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [Eb] _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [F] _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [Eb] _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [Cm] _ _ _ _ [F] _ _
_ _ _ [Eb] _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [F] _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [Fm] _ _ _ _ _
[F] _ There's a monster on the run and it wants to have some [Bb] fun.
When it flies up in the air, [Fm] all the people stop and stare.
The guys [F] give a yell and the girls start to shriek [Bb] when they see its [Fm] giant claws and its
razor sharp beak. _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ [B] _ [Fm] Gosh, would you look at that thing!
_ _ [F] _ _ [Bb]
I got a claw, don't you, George, where [F] it's hidden!
[C] _ _ [Bb] _ _ _ _ [Fm] _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ [E] _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ [N] _