Chords for Montgomery Gentry - Merry Christmas from the Family (Audio)

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_ _ _ [G] Mom got drunk [C] and dad got drunk [G] _ at a Christmas [C]
party.
_ _ [G] _ We were drinking [Em] _
champagne, [C] punching _ homemade [D] _
eggnog.
_ [G] _ Little sister [C] brought her new boyfriend.
_ [G] He was [C] a Mexican.
_ [G] We didn't know [Em] what to think of him, [C] till he sang Feliz [D]
Navidad, Feliz [G] _ Navidad.
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_ _ _ [G] _ Brother Ken [C] brought his kids with him.
[G] _ The three from [C] his first wife [G] lived.
And the two _
[Em] identical twins [C] from his second wife [D] married _ now.
_ [G] Of course he brought [C] his new wife, Kay, _ [G] who talks all [C] about AA.
[G] _ Jane smoking [Em] while the stereo plays [C] Noel, _ _ [D] Noel, _ the first [G] Noel. _ _ _
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[B] _ _ _ [C#] _ [D] Carp and turkey turned the ball game [C] on.
Mixed margaritas when the eggnog's gone.
[D] _ Send somebody to the quick pack [C] store.
We need some ice and extension cord.
[D] A can of bean dip and some thai rice.
[C] A box of pepper, some Marlboro lice.
[G] _ Hallelujah, _ [Em]
everybody say cheese.
[C] Merry Christmas _ [D] from the _ _ [G] family.
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_ _ _ [G] _ Fran and Rita [C] drove from Harlan Gym.
_ [G] I can't remember [C] how I'm kin to them.
[G] But when they tried to [Em] plug their motor home in, [C] they blew our [D] Christmas _ lights.
[G] _ Cousin David [C] knew just what went wrong.
[G] So we all waited [C] out on our front lawn.
[G] He threw the breaker [Em] and the lights came on.
And [C] we sang _ [D] Silent Night, [G] Silent Night. _ _
[C] _ Oh, [G] holy night. _ _
_ _ _ [D] _ Carp and turkey turned the ball game [C] on.
Mixed blood and marriage cause we all want one.
[D] _ Send somebody to the stop and go.
[C] We need some celery and a can of fake stroke.
[D] A pack of lemons and some diet Sprite.
[C] A box of my dolls and some [G] Salem lice.
_ _ Hallelujah, [Em] everybody say cheese.
[C] Merry Christmas _ from [D] the _ _ [G] family.
_ [C] Please Cookie. _
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_ Please [Am] not [G] it. _ _
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