Chords for Mordecai vs Twilight Sparkle 3. Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons Season 3.

_ One year and five months [Ab] ago, you witnessed [Fm] the beginning of
[Cm] OPIC RAP BATTLES OF _ _ [Ab] CARTOONS
with a terrible battle.
[Cm] Yes, I admit it.
But after [Ab] that, one [Fm] year ago, the sequel to the [Cm] series premiere was released.
OPIC [Ab] RAP BATTLES OF [C] CARTOONS
_ [Cm] And still, it was [Ab] terrible.
But [F] now_
[Cm] _ _ _ _ [Ab] _
_ _ _ [Gm] _ _ _ [Cm] _ _
_ [Gm] _ _ OPIC RAP [Cm] BATTLES OF _ CARTOONS
_ [G] _ TWICE [Em] SPARKLE
_ _ [G] VS _ _ _ _
MORDECAI 3 BEGINS
Welcome to Equestria,
Magic Inc.
[C] almost began.
I'll step on this pedestrian,
Thrice again, [Gm] Equestrian.
Sparkling rhymes project you through tempo.
[Ab] Woohoo!
Like audience [D] intelligent and elegant.
Your fans [G] are not.
My raps are high.
You wage a minimum amount like your [C] job.
I don't need golden oak knowledge to know this won't last [Gm] long.
Round one, round two,
One back to back.
[D] When you're facing this magic rap attack,
You'll be running fast.
[G] To your special needs brats at your run-down [C] snack shack.
The ponyville princess of the populace attacks.
[G] All you [Gm] ever do is sit on Rigby and play games.
After [Ab] this, you and your online girlfriend are [D] gonna wish you never came.
[G] Twilight's lightning sparkles that'll finally burn your [C] flesh.
I'll put your prank wars and your popularity at [Gm] rest.
Your friends will be crying when I send you to your end.
Like you and Margaret said she didn't wanna be your girlfriend.
Since I get the fact of you's, I'm gonna have you face [C] me.
You can't scare me even if you're a princess, but you've no [Gm] wings.
I just live a regular life, help people, love me around the nations.
You live in a magic world, and all you get is some bad news [G] masturbation.
Basically, a 3-child would just be your final [C] destination.
I actually risk my life for my work, and I don't even need a [Gm] vacation.
You don't even have enough attention just like Gareth or Thomas.
I'll cook you a gamanian with tomatoes and [G] hummus.
Twilight's your name, that's probably why people don't watch your [C] show.
Your show is better than mine, see them do your only half of 13 [Gm] episodes.
You have to test the real world, and you won't last [Ab] here.
Your only magic trick of what they [D] see out of view is making yourself [Gm] disappear.
That's the procedure, what makes you think you can do [C] better?
I'll kill your life, said you better write yourself a suicide [G] letter.
I'll beat these clits, I'm like this for you, so I hope you got the munchies.
I win every time Desperado gets a classic in my punch.
It's time to get the elements and show you what friendship is.
[C] I'm so excited, _ I'm ready for the [G] infinite.
Dancing, going, yawning, looking, spitting my dicks.
Oh, don't leave me alone, girl, it's a girl.
Oh, yes, I'm craving.
[C] You need to calm down, sugar [Em] cube, there's no need to be [Gm] ramblin'.
I'm ready to dodge your surrender letters.
[Ab] You can't keep your mouth open, Desperado.
You're a good-looking one, but I gotta throw my head.
[C] Back to some episode before, some more happy torches.
[Gm] Oh, you're going to regret this.
Hey, you're a good show.
Why do you want to lose to me?
A good show?
A damn good [G] show.
We'll leave you with broken [Gm] legs.
Good luck when you're walking.
[C] You guys are giving me [B] headaches.
Just please stop [Gm] talking.
You're gonna miss me anyway.
Break through the skip space, Sabrina.
You know what else doesn't look like a show?
My mom.
Enough, my students.
Time to show you what you're not.
[C] I'm Princess of the Sun.
That's why my rhymes are so [Gm] hot.
Mordecai, you need to leave my faithful student alone.
[G] Because, seriously, the dices you make just make me groan.
I'm Twilight Sparkle.
You shouldn't battle with [C] boomjays.
It's time I teach this one a lesson.
I know you've both become friends today.
[G] I hope you two learned something today.
Now give me [D] your letters.
Now it's time to get fencing to [G] show you princess in feathers.
Mordecai, ring beating on these ponies and [C] bores.
Bad enough that we had to deal [Em] with some dumbass [Gm] unicorns.
You've been at it three times with this princess pony.
[Ab] You can let your future live safely, but you're just a big [G] foul mane.
Trying to do a slack off and it's making me pissed [C] off.
Once I start my drilling, [E] you know when it's time to stop.
[Gm] You do need to learn to be friends, cause your fighting's making me [G] tired.
Now get back to work or you're fired!
Who won?
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Who's next?
[Gm] _ _ You decide.
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