Chords for More Than a Fart 💨 | Funny Country Song 🎵

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_ _ _ _ [Am] _ _ _
[G] I was sitting [A] on the porch after a big old meal. _
[D] Had a little pressure, [G] thought I'd let it [A] squeal.
But [E] something went wrong, didn't sound quite [D] right. _
Felt a little [A] more than just air-take flight.
Oh [D] Lord, I farted.
_ And it wasn't [E] just a fart.
What I thought [D] was gas turned into a work [A] of art.
_ Now I'm sitting [D] real still, praying [E] for a breeze. _
[D] Hopping off the porch, shuffling with [A] shaking knees. _
[B] I farted.
And it wasn't [A] just a fart. _
[B] Who knew dinner would hit [A] this hard? _
[Em] I glanced [A] at the dog, and [Em] he started [A] to bark. _
Even [D] he could tell this [A] one left a mark. _
I looked [E] at my jeans, and oh [D] what a sight. _
A [A] brown little stain shining in the light.
Oh Lord, I [D] farted.
And it wasn't just a [E] fart.
My belly did [D] more than play its [A] part.
Now I'm walking [D] sideways, looking for some [E] wipes.
_ Regretting [D] that extra plate of beans and [A] rice. _ _
[B] I farted.
[E] And it wasn't [A] just a fart.
_ This [B] one's taking me [A] off the chart.
Tried to be discreet, but now the whole town knows.
I'll be [D] the talk of the bar, _ [A] wherever it goes.
From [E] now on, I'll hold tight when I feel that [D] breeze. _
A lesson [A] learned from this unholy release.
Oh [D] Lord, I farted.
And it [E] wasn't just a fart.
My [D] drawers are ruined.
Might need a fresh [A] start.
I'm tiptoeing home, trying not to leave a [E] trail.
_ Just [D] praying my poor dignity won't [A] fail.
_ I [B] farted.
And [E] it wasn't just [A] a fart.
_ Next time I'll [B] be smarter.
[E] I'll play it [A] smart.
So if you feel a rumble and think you let it slide,
_ remember [D] my story.
Take a breath [A] and hide. _
[B] I farted.
And it wasn't [A] just a fart. _
[B] Now I'm in a mess.
Bless [A] my heart. _ _
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