Chords for Motorpsycho Nitemare
Tempo:
60.5 bpm
Chords used:
G
C
D
Am
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
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I pounded on a farmhouse looking for a place to stay.
I was mighty, mighty tired.
I had come a [C] long, long way.
Said, hey, hey in there, is there anybody home?
[G] I was standing on the steps, feeling most alone.
[D] When out comes the farmer, he must have thought that I was nuts.
[G] He immediately looked at me and stuck a gun into my guts.
I fell down to my bended knees,
saying, I dig farmers, don't you be [C] pleased.
He cocked his rifle and he began to [G] shout,
he's that traveling salesman that I have heard [D] about.
I said, oh no, no, I'm a doctor and it's [G] true.
I'm a clean cut kid and I've been to college too.
Then in comes his daughter, whose name was Rita.
She looked like she stepped out of a dote beater.
[C] I neatly tried to cool it with her dad
and told him what a nice pretty farm he had.
[D] He said, what do doctors know about farm prey?
Tell him I said I [G] was born at the bottom of a wishing well.
Well, by the dirt beneath my nails, I guess to you I wouldn't lie.
He said, I guess you're tired.
He said, you're kind of [C] sly.
I said, yes, ten thousand miles a day I drove.
[G] He said, I got a bed for you underneath the [D] stove.
Just one condition, you can go to sleep right [G] now
that you don't touch my daughter in the morning of the cow.
I was sleeping like a rat when I heard something jerking.
There stood Rita looking just like Tony Perkins.
[C] Said, would you like to take a shower?
I'll show you up to the door.
[G] I said, oh no, no, I've been through this movie before.
[D] I knew I had to split, but I did not know how
[G] when she said, would you like to take that shower now?
Well, I couldn't leave unless the old man chased me out
because I'd already promised that I'd milk his cow.
[C] I had to say something, she's talking very weird
so I yelled out like Fidel Castro and his beard.
[D] Rita looked offended, but she got out of the way
as he [G] came charging down the stairs saying what I'd heard him say.
Said, I like Fidel Castro, I think you heard me right.
And I ducked as he swung at me with all [C] his might.
Rita mumbled something about a mother on the hill
as [G] he spitted and hit the icebox, said he's gonna kill
[D] me if I don't get out the door in two seconds flat.
You [G] unpatriotic rotten Dr.
Carl.
Well, he threw a Rita's digest
at my head and I did run.
I did a somersault
as I seen him [Am] get his gun.
[C] She crashed through the window
at a hundred miles an hour [G] and landed full of glass
did his garden flowers.
[D] Rita said come back
and he started to [G] loathe.
The sun was coming up and I was
running down the road.
Well, I don't figure I'll be
back there for a spell, even though Rita moved away
and got a job at a [C] motel.
He's still waiting for me
constant on the [G] slide.
He wants to turn me in
to the FBI.
[D]
Me, I romp and stomp
thankful as I [G] romp without freedom of speech.
I might be
in the swamp.
I was mighty, mighty tired.
I had come a [C] long, long way.
Said, hey, hey in there, is there anybody home?
[G] I was standing on the steps, feeling most alone.
[D] When out comes the farmer, he must have thought that I was nuts.
[G] He immediately looked at me and stuck a gun into my guts.
I fell down to my bended knees,
saying, I dig farmers, don't you be [C] pleased.
He cocked his rifle and he began to [G] shout,
he's that traveling salesman that I have heard [D] about.
I said, oh no, no, I'm a doctor and it's [G] true.
I'm a clean cut kid and I've been to college too.
Then in comes his daughter, whose name was Rita.
She looked like she stepped out of a dote beater.
[C] I neatly tried to cool it with her dad
and told him what a nice pretty farm he had.
[D] He said, what do doctors know about farm prey?
Tell him I said I [G] was born at the bottom of a wishing well.
Well, by the dirt beneath my nails, I guess to you I wouldn't lie.
He said, I guess you're tired.
He said, you're kind of [C] sly.
I said, yes, ten thousand miles a day I drove.
[G] He said, I got a bed for you underneath the [D] stove.
Just one condition, you can go to sleep right [G] now
that you don't touch my daughter in the morning of the cow.
I was sleeping like a rat when I heard something jerking.
There stood Rita looking just like Tony Perkins.
[C] Said, would you like to take a shower?
I'll show you up to the door.
[G] I said, oh no, no, I've been through this movie before.
[D] I knew I had to split, but I did not know how
[G] when she said, would you like to take that shower now?
Well, I couldn't leave unless the old man chased me out
because I'd already promised that I'd milk his cow.
[C] I had to say something, she's talking very weird
so I yelled out like Fidel Castro and his beard.
[D] Rita looked offended, but she got out of the way
as he [G] came charging down the stairs saying what I'd heard him say.
Said, I like Fidel Castro, I think you heard me right.
And I ducked as he swung at me with all [C] his might.
Rita mumbled something about a mother on the hill
as [G] he spitted and hit the icebox, said he's gonna kill
[D] me if I don't get out the door in two seconds flat.
You [G] unpatriotic rotten Dr.
Carl.
Well, he threw a Rita's digest
at my head and I did run.
I did a somersault
as I seen him [Am] get his gun.
[C] She crashed through the window
at a hundred miles an hour [G] and landed full of glass
did his garden flowers.
[D] Rita said come back
and he started to [G] loathe.
The sun was coming up and I was
running down the road.
Well, I don't figure I'll be
back there for a spell, even though Rita moved away
and got a job at a [C] motel.
He's still waiting for me
constant on the [G] slide.
He wants to turn me in
to the FBI.
[D]
Me, I romp and stomp
thankful as I [G] romp without freedom of speech.
I might be
in the swamp.
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_ _ _ I pounded on a farmhouse looking for a place to stay.
I was mighty, mighty tired.
I had come a [C] long, long way.
Said, hey, hey in there, is there anybody home?
[G] I was standing on the steps, feeling most alone.
[D] When out comes the farmer, he must have thought that I was nuts.
[G] He immediately looked at me and stuck a gun into my guts.
_ _ I fell down to my bended knees,
saying, I dig farmers, don't you be [C] pleased.
He cocked his rifle and he began to [G] shout,
he's that traveling salesman that I have heard [D] about.
I said, oh no, no, I'm a doctor and it's [G] true.
I'm a clean cut kid and I've been to college too.
_ _ Then in comes his daughter, whose name was Rita.
She looked like she stepped out of a dote beater.
[C] I neatly tried to cool it with her dad
and told him what a nice pretty farm he had.
[D] He said, what do doctors know about farm prey?
Tell him I said I [G] was born at the bottom of a wishing well.
_ _ _ Well, by the dirt beneath my nails, I guess to you I wouldn't lie.
He said, I guess you're tired.
He said, you're kind of [C] sly.
I said, yes, ten thousand miles a day I drove.
[G] He said, I got a bed for you underneath the [D] stove.
Just one condition, you can go to sleep right [G] now
that you don't touch my daughter in the morning of the cow. _
_ _ I was sleeping like a rat when I heard something jerking.
There stood Rita looking just like Tony Perkins.
[C] Said, would you like to take a shower?
I'll show you up to the door.
[G] I said, oh no, no, I've been through this movie before.
[D] I knew I had to split, but I did not know how
[G] when she said, would you like to take that shower now?
_ _ _ Well, I couldn't leave unless the old man chased me out
because I'd already promised that I'd milk his cow.
[C] I had to say something, she's talking very weird
so I yelled out like Fidel Castro and his beard.
[D] Rita looked offended, but she got out of the way
as he [G] came charging down the stairs saying what I'd heard him say.
Said, I like Fidel Castro, I think you heard me right.
And I ducked as he swung at me with all [C] his might.
Rita mumbled something about a mother on the hill
as [G] he spitted and hit the icebox, said he's gonna kill
[D] me if I don't get out the door in two seconds flat.
You [G] unpatriotic rotten Dr. _ _
_ _ _ Carl.
Well, he threw a Rita's digest
at my head and I did run.
I did a somersault
as I seen him [Am] get his gun.
[C] She crashed through the window
at a hundred miles an hour [G] and landed full of glass
did his garden flowers.
[D] Rita said come back
and he started to [G] loathe.
The sun was coming up and I was
running down the road.
_ _ Well, I don't figure I'll be
back there for a spell, even though Rita moved away
and got a job at a [C] motel.
He's still waiting for me
constant on the [G] slide.
He wants to turn me in
to the FBI.
[D]
Me, I romp and stomp
thankful as I [G] romp without freedom of speech.
I might be
in the swamp. _
I was mighty, mighty tired.
I had come a [C] long, long way.
Said, hey, hey in there, is there anybody home?
[G] I was standing on the steps, feeling most alone.
[D] When out comes the farmer, he must have thought that I was nuts.
[G] He immediately looked at me and stuck a gun into my guts.
_ _ I fell down to my bended knees,
saying, I dig farmers, don't you be [C] pleased.
He cocked his rifle and he began to [G] shout,
he's that traveling salesman that I have heard [D] about.
I said, oh no, no, I'm a doctor and it's [G] true.
I'm a clean cut kid and I've been to college too.
_ _ Then in comes his daughter, whose name was Rita.
She looked like she stepped out of a dote beater.
[C] I neatly tried to cool it with her dad
and told him what a nice pretty farm he had.
[D] He said, what do doctors know about farm prey?
Tell him I said I [G] was born at the bottom of a wishing well.
_ _ _ Well, by the dirt beneath my nails, I guess to you I wouldn't lie.
He said, I guess you're tired.
He said, you're kind of [C] sly.
I said, yes, ten thousand miles a day I drove.
[G] He said, I got a bed for you underneath the [D] stove.
Just one condition, you can go to sleep right [G] now
that you don't touch my daughter in the morning of the cow. _
_ _ I was sleeping like a rat when I heard something jerking.
There stood Rita looking just like Tony Perkins.
[C] Said, would you like to take a shower?
I'll show you up to the door.
[G] I said, oh no, no, I've been through this movie before.
[D] I knew I had to split, but I did not know how
[G] when she said, would you like to take that shower now?
_ _ _ Well, I couldn't leave unless the old man chased me out
because I'd already promised that I'd milk his cow.
[C] I had to say something, she's talking very weird
so I yelled out like Fidel Castro and his beard.
[D] Rita looked offended, but she got out of the way
as he [G] came charging down the stairs saying what I'd heard him say.
Said, I like Fidel Castro, I think you heard me right.
And I ducked as he swung at me with all [C] his might.
Rita mumbled something about a mother on the hill
as [G] he spitted and hit the icebox, said he's gonna kill
[D] me if I don't get out the door in two seconds flat.
You [G] unpatriotic rotten Dr. _ _
_ _ _ Carl.
Well, he threw a Rita's digest
at my head and I did run.
I did a somersault
as I seen him [Am] get his gun.
[C] She crashed through the window
at a hundred miles an hour [G] and landed full of glass
did his garden flowers.
[D] Rita said come back
and he started to [G] loathe.
The sun was coming up and I was
running down the road.
_ _ Well, I don't figure I'll be
back there for a spell, even though Rita moved away
and got a job at a [C] motel.
He's still waiting for me
constant on the [G] slide.
He wants to turn me in
to the FBI.
[D]
Me, I romp and stomp
thankful as I [G] romp without freedom of speech.
I might be
in the swamp. _