Chords for Mountain Sprout - Town Drunk

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[B] _ _ _ _ [E] _ _ [A] _ _
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_ [E] _ _ [A] _ _ At the bar the other morning, [F#] me and the boys pouring on our [B] game.
Some fella sits down [E] beside us and says, boys, you should be [A] ashamed.
You should be out there working and [F#] bringing home the pay.
[B] Not sitting here drinking, [E] wasting your [A] lives away. _ _
Mirror on that bar room [C#m] wall, who's the drunkest one of us [B] all?
Who's the king in the bar across, [A] who's gonna be the last one to fall?
[D] Who's the drunkest one among [A] us?
That's a hard thing to discern.
[B] We don't have a town drunk here, [E] cause we all [A] take turns.
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_ [B] _ _ [E] _ _ [A] _ _ _
We're all functioning alcoholics, but don't let it [F#] get you all tight.
[B] We might smell like a bar on a Saturday night, but we [E] get the job done right.
[A] If you got something for us to [F#] do, we'll come and do your work for [B] you.
When that work is [E] through, we're gonna go knock back a [A] few.
See, mirror on that bar room [F#] wall, who's the drunkest one of us [B] all?
Who's the king in the bar [E] across, who's gonna be the last one to [D] fall?
Who's the drunkest one [A] among us?
That's a hard thing to [B] discern.
We don't have a town drunk [E] here, cause we [A] all take turns.
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[A] _ _ _ _ _ [C#m] _ _ _
_ [B] _ _ [E] _ _ [A] Clear that wake on that guitar.
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[A] _ [B] On _ [E] _ _ _
[A] that pimpin'.
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[B] _ _ _ _ [E] _ _ _ [A] _
Pickin'. _ _ _ _ _ _
[Bm] _ _ [A] _ _ Police on that doghouse stand up.
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[B] _ _ _ _ [E] _ Hello everybody.
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[B] _ _ [E] _ _ [A] _ _ Now I called my wife just a while ago, that's [F#] what a good man does.
[B] She said, have you been drinking?
[E] Sounds like you got a buzz.
I [A] said, yeah, I might have had a few, [F#] but after all it's almost noon.
[B] She said, you better get on home, [E] or the end is coming soon.
[A] Oh baby, sweetie, don't get me down, I [F#] don't wanna be alone.
[B] I put on some sexy [Em] big mama, I'm coming [A] home. _
_ _ Mirror on that bar room [F#] wall, who's the [C#m] drunkest one of us all?
[B] Who's the king in the bar across, [E] who's gonna be the last one to fall?
[D] Who's the drunkest one among [A] us?
That's a hard thing to discern.
[B] We don't have a town drunk here, [E] cause we all [A] take turns.
_ Yeah, we don't got no town drunk here.
[C#m] There ain't no town drunk here.
[B] We don't have town drunk here, cause we [A] all take turns. _ _ _ _
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