Chords for Mr. Jones (2005 Remaster)

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_ _ _ _ [C] _ _ [Em] Mr.
Jones, put a wiggle in your stride.
Loosen up, _ I believe he'll be all right.
Changing clothes, [G] now he's got ventilated slacks.
[Em]
Bouncing off the walls, Mr.
Jones is [E] back.
Well done.
[G] And [D] wind your waist, [E] _
tight [Bm] pants.
[D] Ain't got curly hair, [E] drinking cold beer.
_ [D] Metal [E] hands, _ moonshine, [D] and handy [C] wipes.
[Em] Mr.
Jones is back [G] in [C] town.
[G] It's his lucky _ day.
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_ Hold [Em] up your hands and shout, [C] _
Jones is on his [Bm] way.
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_ _ _ _ _ _ [C] Hit a [Em] pat, _ Mr.
Jones is back in town.
He's tight, _ now his pants are falling down.
He looks so fat in those patent leather shoes.
[C]
Mr.
[Em] Jones, you look tight, I believe [Em] you'll be all right.
Salesmen, _ _ conventioneers, some rock stars with _ _ tambourines,
short skirts, and skinny legs, selling Bibles,
and [D] real estate [C] in town.
[G] Big day for Mr.
Jones.
[C] _
[Em] He is not so square.
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Mr.
[Em] Jones will stick around.
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He's [Em] everybody's friend. _ _ _
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_ _ _ And [D] motorbikes, [E] _
I'm sure glad he's [D] on our [E] side.
The Jones gang, down [D] at the [E] bar.
Watch out, mister, they've [D] gone too [C] far.
[Em] They call for Mr.
[G] _ [C] Jones.
[Em] They put him in charge.
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[Em] Mr.
Jones will have us out.
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[Em] He's a lucky [G] _ guy.
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[Em] It is Mr.
Jones' birthday party for another _ year.
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[Em] In his hotel room, party [C] favors, [Em] it's a holiday.
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