Mr. T Experience - Even Hitler Had a Girlfriend Chords

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_ _ I still haven't found a [A] girlfriend, [B] though I've tried a lot
[E] _ So can you help me [G#m] please?
[A] It's tougher [B] than I thought _
The odds are pretty good, [C#m] but the goods are [A] pretty odd
So at this point I'd take anything [B] you've got
_ _ _ [E] _ You see this all the [A] time, nice girls [B] in love with your ex
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What could they be thinking?
Tell me [B] how it works
_ [A] _ [B] If I've got some problems, [C#m] well I wouldn't be [A] the first
But the ones I have in my mind are even [B] worse
_ And [C#m] even Hitler had [A] a girlfriend [E] he could [B] always call
_ [E] She'd always be there for [A] him, in spite of all [B] his faults
He [A] was the [B] worst guy ever, [E] reviled [C#m] and despised
[A] Even [F#] Hitler had a girlfriend, so why [B] can't I?
Why [A] can't I?
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Life's full of _ [A] contradictions, hard [B] to understand
[E] _ And for every happy [A] woman, there's a [B] lonely man
_ [A] Nixon [B] had his puppy, [C#m] Charles Nansen [A] had his plan
But God forbid that I get a [B] girlfriend _ _ _
[C#m] Even Hitler had [A] a girlfriend, [E] who he could [B] call his own
[E] The sweetening taste of bitterness, [A] you feel it all [B] along
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I'm not as [B] bad as Hitler, but [C#m] it doesn't [A] mean nothing
_ They'd rather [F#] be with Hitler [B] more than me, [G#] I don't see
Why [C#m] they'd rather [B] be with Hitler more [A] than me
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