Chords for Mr Traumatik - Cunt muncher

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You're [Ab] a cunt muncher and a skunk [Dbm] guzzler I'm a young hustler and a skunk [Gb] smuggler
And even though my music's [Eb] underground I'm still blowing up like a front puncher Kaboom!
[Eb] Wow, it's [N] fascinating and amusing Your girlfriend masturbating to my music
I'm not exaggerating Don't be stupid, she imagines me ejaculating
on her huge tits She's an infomaniac, she's fucking filthy
She's looking innocent, but trust me she's guilty She wants the war dragon, I told her
we'll see I'm giving her more orgasms even if it kills
me I'm a dirty bastard, I'm a horny prick
What's all the dirty girls, what's all the naughty chicks?
Could have been 22, could have been 46 I'll take her to the hotel and show her what
a naughty is I love massive boobs and little scrawny tits
Could have been [Dbm] anorexic or big like [G] Porky Pig
Before we were getting naked, then we're making porn of lips
She don't need no seasoning, cause she's a sausage
Shit, I'm a vegan, [N] I'm not crazy, I was born loopy
I'm a funny cunt, when I'm horny I watch porn movies
I'll come to your house and masturbate on your boobies
I love women, could have been Lucy or [G] Suzie I don't care, it's Gemma, Natalie or Katie
I'll come to your house on [Dbm] Sunday and dip my dick in your gravy
I'll masturbate on everything, you're gonna need more pastry
I'm a dirty cunt, the thoughts I think they're all crazy
The thoughts I [N] think on a daily basis, they're so outrageous
If I'm on a gamble, I'm far prostitutes, I'll fly to Vegas
If he wants tantric sex with me, then he must be courageous
I'll leave her limping, then wipe my dick inside her trainers
The thoughts I think on a daily basis, they're so atrocious
[Ab] I love making love, but rough sex is so ferocious
Lots of concentration, motor [G] focus
I'll make them come in [N] under two seconds, I like a damn hocus pocus
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[Ab] You're a cunt muncher and a [Bb] skunk guzzler
I'm a young hustler and a [Gb] skunk smuggler
And even though my music's [Eb] underground
I'm still blowing up like a front [G] puncher So boom!
These women stress me [N] out, you know this shit is hassle
Please leave me be, I'm chilling in my castle
I will do the helicopter with my penis
I'll then pull it out and swing it all around just like a nipple castle
She's a witch, she loves to hiss and cackle
And she's so immature she needs a flipping rattle
Her vagina's smelling like a rotten fish on a reel
You know my hooks are fake, no fish in tackle
When it comes to women, I'm absolutely mad
It's all the dirty girls, it's all the groupies at
The dirty bitch is begging for a Scooby snack
And if she wants to fuck me for my money that's a [G] boobie crap
[Ab] Wow, I'm feeling fucking sexual
Where's all the dirty girls?
Come and suck my tentacle
Best of all I fingered them at festivals and let them all
And now my finger's looking like an extraterrestrial
Your [N] vagina's looking like a jelly waffle
I bet it stinks more than a smelly bottle
I kick you in your cunt and watch your belly wobble
I'm making Lucy limp, I'm making Kelly hobble
I was chilling, I was doing fuck all
But now they want to argument, like [Dbm] they want to squabble
I tell her suck my fucking dick and make [G] a gobble
And then I make a spirit like petrol from a nozzle
I'm [N] sticking a dick in her tonsil, I'm sticking a dick in her mouth
I'm taking a piss on a welcome mat, I'm taking a shit in her house
I'm sticking a dick in her tonsil, I'm sticking a dick in her mouth
I'm gripping her dippin' in a filling jam, I'm going for wicked amounts
I'm sticking a dick in her tonsil, I'm sticking a dick in her mouth
[G] I'm sticking a dick _ [Gb] in her tonsil, I'm sticking a dick [G] in her mouth
I'm giving her more [N] orgasm, then I'm kicking her mouth _ _ _ _ _ _ _
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