Chords for Mrs. Potato Head

_ _ _ _ [B] I'm back _
[A] _ _ _ _ [E] I'm back I'm back
If you [C#m] weren't born with it
You can buy a [B] couple ornaments
Just be sure to [A] read the warning kits
Just be sure to read the warning kits
Cause pretty soon [E] you'll be bored of it Ha ha
[C#m] Sexual
Hey girl if you wanna [B] feel sexual
You can always call up [E] a professional
They stick pins in ya
Like a vegetable Ha ha
[C#m] Kids forever
Kids forever
[B] Baby soft skin turns into leather
[A] Don't be dramatic
It's only some [E] plastic
No one will love you if you're [C#m]
unimpressive
Oh Mr.
Potato Head Tell [B] me
Is it true that pain is [A] beauty
There's a new place called the [E] warranty
Will a pretty face make it better
[C#m] Oh Mr.
Potato Head Tell [B] me
How did you afford surgery
[A] Do you swear you'll stay forever
[E] Even if our face don't stay together
[F#] _ _ _ [G#m] Even if our [B] face don't stay together
_ _ _ [E] _ Even if our face don't stay together
If you want a little [C#m] more confidence
Potatoes turn to french [B] fries
Yeah it's common sense
All you need's a couple [A] more condiments
And a hundred thousand dollars [E] for some compliments Ha ha
[C#m] It's such a waste
When little girls grow [B] into their mother's face
But little girls are [A] learning how to cut and baste
And poker up their lips
[E] Until they suffocate Ha ha [C#m] Kids forever Kids [B] forever
Baby soft skin turns into leather
[A] Don't be [E] dramatic
It's only some plastic
No one will love you if [C#m] you're unattractive
Oh Mr.
Potato Head [B] Tell me
Is it true that pain is [A] beauty
Does a new face come with a [E] warranty
Will a pretty face make it [C#m] better
Oh Mr.
Potato Head [B] Tell me
How did you afford [A] surgery
Do you swear you'll stay [E] forever
Even if our face don't stay [C#m] together
Even _ _ [B] if our face don't stay together [A] Stay forever Stay forever
Stay [E] forever
Even if our face don't stay [C#m] together
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[G#] _ _ _ _ [E] _ _ _ _
[C#m] Even if our face don't stay together
Oh Mr.
Potato Head [B] Tell me
Is it true that pain is [G#] beauty
Does a new face come with a [E] warranty
Will a pretty face make it [C#m] better
Oh Mr.
[E] Potato Head Tell me
How did you afford [A] surgery
Do you swear you'll stay [B] forever
Even if our [B] face don't stay [C#m] together Stay forever
Stay [B] forever, be the liver, face don't stay [A] together
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