Chords for Musical Blades Two Shots

[B] So whiskey and a half, pint of rum A whole yard [F#] of beer and just to have some [B] fun
Some of me pap is going to [C#] go
[F#] Here we go, [B] we're two shots of [F#] whiskey and a [B] pint of rum [F#] Hey-ya
[B] You wake up in the morning and off to the job you hate
The evening's about eight hours [F#] away
For [B] the barmaid is pretty, [C#] her smile it builds the main [B] gimmick
Two shots of courage and I'll ask you for her name
No, no, no, he did.
I was there.
He walked right up to her and said, hey baby, my name is [A] Patch
[B] What's your name?
She said, hi there Patch, my name's Steve
_ No, she said Stephanie
Stephanie had an Adam's apple and a beer
And have two shots of whiskey and a half pint of rum
A whole yard of [F#] beer and just to have [B] some of me pap is going [F#m] to go
[F#] Here we [B] go, we're two shots of whiskey [F#] and a pint [B] of rum _
[F#] _ [B] Hey-ya
_ Don't you [F#m] want to do the [B] Bonnie Hops?
Ain't nothing like a blue [F#]-eyed girl to walk through David's hops
[B] I wore me heart out on me sleeve [E] and swore to [F#] always be true
How'd that work out for you, Patch?
It didn't, it didn't, because [Bm] I saw this girl.
Can I get your phone number maybe?
Patch! _
_ _ Hey, ma'am?
Oh, I scored!
I don't have a pin
I got [B] a pin.
You got a pin?
_ Patch!
What?
Focus!
I am
You know what?
Normally right here I would do a joke about how she wants you to leave
But she wants you to go home with her
You [G] can have him, he sucks
Continue the show, please
[B] Alright, ready go
And we'll have two shots of whiskey and a half pint
[F#m] _
[B] A whole yard of [F#] beer and just to have some fun
Some of [B] me pap is going to go
_ [F#] Here we go, [B] we're two shots of whiskey [F#] and a pint [B] of rum [F#] Hey-ya
[B] I'm an LB Ocean bar and queen [E] of strangest [B] dainty
Beach, six o'clock, naked [F#] mermaids
Cryin' under the beach, [B] they motioned for me to come over
And granted [F#] me a wish
[B] They left me with me [F#] trousers down, smelling [B] like a fish Ew!
Are you sure they were mermaids?
They were mermaids
Because I've met most of your ex-girlfriends and they all [F#m] kind of smell [B] like fish
Here we go
_ And we'll have two shots of whiskey and a half pint _
A whole yard of [F#] beer and just to have some fun
[B] Some of me pap is going to go
Start [F#] where we begun
[B] We're two shots of [F#] whiskey and a half [B] pint of rum
[F#m] [F#] Hey-ya
Wait, hold on, hold on, I got something to say here
Of course you [B] do
When I've had me dying day
Hurry up
Still breathing, huh?
Not dead yet?
There's a creature on this earth Blah!
_ [Bm] I'm a [E] vampire
Yeah, [G] yeah, and if you look at him just right you can tell because Right there _ _ _ _
His skin _ [B] sparkles in the sunlight
_ _ _ _ Actually, no it doesn't It doesn't?
No, because in [N] my world when sunlight hits vampires they freaking explode Yeah! _ _ _ _
In [Fm] my world, [B] they count _ _
_ _ [F#m] _ _ [G] _ _ [Cm] _
Don't [G] judge me!
_ [Em] _ _ [B] I want the world to remember me Why? _ _
_ [Bm] I'm going to tell you
_ [F#] And all the things I've done for what it's worth
All the things [A] you've [F#] done?
All the things
All of them
Because [N] that's two
Ha, ha, ha
Ha, ha, ha
Bring that around Two things
The first time you went to prison in Tijuana
[F#] Me and Pete had to bail you out
[G] Tijuana, by the way
And the second time, those [B] two guys right there
Marry me to the seaside lads
No, no, no, guys, [G] not now _
So I can hear the [F#] crashing of the _ waves _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ [D#] Ah, _
_ [G] _ _ _ _ _ _
that was cold _ _ _ _ _ _
Hey, you know what?
I can tell it's cold
_ [G#] _
_ _ Why?
Because I [N] have two goose bumps?
Great!
[B] Oh, how I'll miss Your _ dignity
_ _ _ You have no idea
[G] _ How I [F#] ended _ all me [B] days
Being chased by her jealous husband Whoa, [G] what?
Whoa, husband?
Hus- no, not-
And we'll [B] have two shoves of whiskey and a half
Find a rum, a whole lot of [F#] beer
And just have some [B] fun
Something that we don't regret
Start [F#] where we began
[B] With two shoves of [F#] whiskey and a half
[B] Find a rum, give me two shoves of whiskey
And a half, hop hop
A whole lot of [F#] beer and just have some fun
[B] Something that we don't regret
Start [F#] where we began
[B] With two shoves of whiskey [F#] and a half
[B] Find