Chords for Musical Fiction | Rudy Mancuso

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_ _ Let's try it. _ _
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[Fm] There was a lonely [Db] guy named Robert who was feeling kind of down, so he [Bbm] got himself a coffee.
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If he's depressed he wouldn't drink coffee. _ _ _ _
There was a lonely guy named Robert [Fm] who was feeling kind of down, so [Bbm] he got himself a beer.
_ Sound, drown, _ clown.
_ _ _ So he got himself a beer [F] and he saw a weird clown.
[Bbm] No, that's weird.
So he got himself a [F] beer and then he started to drown.
[Bbm] So he got himself a beer and he [F] made a weird sound.
[Bbm] So he got himself a beer [F] and then he was wearing a gown.
So [Bbm] he got himself a [F] beer then he had a nervous breakdown. _
[B] _ _ _ [Db] _ _ _ There was a lonely guy named [Fm] Robert who was feeling kind of down, [Bbm] so he got himself a beer and [F] he sat there with a frown.
His [Gb] girlfriend just broke up [Bbm] with him that day, so things were [Fm] not okay.
_ _ [Db] So he got himself an Uber.
_ _ _ So he got himself a Lyft [Ab] without any hesitation.
[Bbm] Driver said, where are you going?
I [F] don't have a destination.
[Gb] He said, it's pretty weird.
Why would you order a car if you don't know where you're gonna go?
Are you stupid or something?
What the f*** is wrong with you?
It's way too aggressive.
Driver [Bbm] said, where are you going?
I don't [F] have a destination.
He said, I know a nice bar that has [Bbm] great booze.
I don't know what rhymes with [Gb] booze.
_ What rhymes with booze?
He said, I know a nice bar that has [Bbm] great booze.
I'm a big fan of Tom [Ebm] Cruise.
_ _ _ [Db] So he got himself a Lyft [Fm] without any hesitation.
Driver [Bbm] said, where are you [F] going?
I don't have a destination.
[Gb] He said, I know a nice bar that has [Bbm] great booze.
Well, I have nothing [Ebm] to lose.
[F] _ _ [Bbm] So he got out of the car and [Fm] made his way inside the bar.
[F] The driver out the window [Bbm] yelled, please give me five stars.
[Gb] He then sat down to get a [Ab] drink from the bartender [F] by the sink.
That's when he saw the very [Ab] thing that changed his whole [Bb] reality.
[Db] And oh, it was the [Fm] prettiest face [Bbm] in the world.
She was unlike any other [Ebm] girl.
She smiled and her teeth were [Gb] white as pearls.
Oh [Ab] yeah, like [Db] any other girl.
_ _ _ [Gb] So he got up from his seat, cause [Ab] his heart had skipped a beat.
[Bbm] It was time to change his day.
[Ab] He knew just the thing to say.
He [Db] said, hey.
She said, hey.
He said, hey.
_ _ _ _ He said, sorry to interrupt.
[Gb] Robert walked back to his seat as [Ab] he accepted his defeat.
Then he [Fm] finished up his [Bbm] beer as he lost all of his jeer.
[Gb] Then he felt a hand upon his [Ab] shoulder as the air grew even colder.
She said before he drank [Db] another, sorry [Fm] about what happened with my brother.
[Db] I [Fm] thought that was your man.
It's just my brother, Dan.
[Db] _ Hey, Dan.
Hey, man.
[Gb] So he got right up off of his [Ab] chair, then ran his fingers [D] through her hair [Db] and_ _ _
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[Fm] _ There [Db] was a lonely guy named Robert who [Ab] was feeling kind of [Bbm] down.
So he got himself a beer [A] and he sat there with a frown.
[Gb] His girlfriend just broke [Bbm] up with him that day, but things will be okay.
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