Chords for My Dick
Tempo:
99.7 bpm
Chords used:
C#
G#
F#
G#m
A#
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
Start Jamming...
[C#m]
[F#] [F#]
My dick, [G#m] plus the late night fee.
Yo dick, got the [G#] HIV.
My dick, placed on the double feature screen.
Yo dick, went straight to DVD.
[C#] My dick, bigger than a bridge.
Yo dick, look like a little [A#] kid's.
My dick, [C#] large like the Chargers, the whole team.
Yo shit look like [G#] you 14.
My dick, locked in a cage, right?
Yo dick, subbing from stage, right?
My dick, so hot it's stolen.
Yo dick, look like Gary [C#] Coleman.
My dick, pink and big.
Yo dick, stinks like [Gm] chip.
My dick, gotta see the [G#] dude.
Yo dick, need the tweezer, [C#] dude.
My dick, is like super sized.
Yo dick, look like two [F#] fries.
My dick, more mass than the earth.
Yo dick, half-staff, it need [C#] work.
My dick, been there and done that.
Yo dick, sits there with [F#] Dutch Cap.
My dick, VIP.
Yo shit, needs ID.
[C#] It's time that we let the world know, dude.
[G#] You gotta let your [D#m] girl go.
DS is the best in the business.
BS, [G#] we got dicks like [F] Deezus.
It's time that we let the world know, dude.
You gotta let your girl go.
[C] DS is the best in the business.
BS, [D#m] we got dicks like [C#] Deezus.
[F] My dick mean no introduction.
Yo dick, don't even [G#] function.
My dick, served a whole luncheon.
Yo dick, [A#] it look like a munchkin.
My dick, size of a [G#] pumpkin.
Yo dick, look like [A#] McCulley Logan.
My dick, good good lovin'.
Yo dick, good from [C#] nothin'.
My dick, bench [E] press 350.
Yo dick, could've shot [G#] lift at 50.
My dick, pretty damn skippy.
Yo dick, hungry as a [C#] hippie.
My dick, don't fit down the timony.
Yo dick, it's like a [B] kid from the Philippines.
My dick, [G#] is like an M16.
Yo dick, broken vending [C#] machine.
My dick, parts to seize.
Yo dick, farts and [F#] tweets.
My dick, rumblin' in the jungle.
Yo dick, got touched by your [C#] uncle.
My dick, goes to yoga.
Yo [G#m] dick, fruit [G#] roller.
My dick, [F#] grade A beef.
Yo dick, made A [C#] geek.
My dick, sick and dangerous.
Yo dick, quick and painless.
My [C] dick, enough [F#] said.
Yo dick, love [C#] spread.
It's time, that [F] we let the world know.
[B] Dude, you gotta let your girl go.
DS is the best in the business.
P.S. we got dicks like [G#m] Jesus.
It's time, that we let the world know.
Dude, you [F#] gotta let your girl go.
DS is the best in the business.
P.S. we got dicks like [C#] Jesus.
Dicks like Jesus.
Dicks like
[F#] [F#]
My dick, [G#m] plus the late night fee.
Yo dick, got the [G#] HIV.
My dick, placed on the double feature screen.
Yo dick, went straight to DVD.
[C#] My dick, bigger than a bridge.
Yo dick, look like a little [A#] kid's.
My dick, [C#] large like the Chargers, the whole team.
Yo shit look like [G#] you 14.
My dick, locked in a cage, right?
Yo dick, subbing from stage, right?
My dick, so hot it's stolen.
Yo dick, look like Gary [C#] Coleman.
My dick, pink and big.
Yo dick, stinks like [Gm] chip.
My dick, gotta see the [G#] dude.
Yo dick, need the tweezer, [C#] dude.
My dick, is like super sized.
Yo dick, look like two [F#] fries.
My dick, more mass than the earth.
Yo dick, half-staff, it need [C#] work.
My dick, been there and done that.
Yo dick, sits there with [F#] Dutch Cap.
My dick, VIP.
Yo shit, needs ID.
[C#] It's time that we let the world know, dude.
[G#] You gotta let your [D#m] girl go.
DS is the best in the business.
BS, [G#] we got dicks like [F] Deezus.
It's time that we let the world know, dude.
You gotta let your girl go.
[C] DS is the best in the business.
BS, [D#m] we got dicks like [C#] Deezus.
[F] My dick mean no introduction.
Yo dick, don't even [G#] function.
My dick, served a whole luncheon.
Yo dick, [A#] it look like a munchkin.
My dick, size of a [G#] pumpkin.
Yo dick, look like [A#] McCulley Logan.
My dick, good good lovin'.
Yo dick, good from [C#] nothin'.
My dick, bench [E] press 350.
Yo dick, could've shot [G#] lift at 50.
My dick, pretty damn skippy.
Yo dick, hungry as a [C#] hippie.
My dick, don't fit down the timony.
Yo dick, it's like a [B] kid from the Philippines.
My dick, [G#] is like an M16.
Yo dick, broken vending [C#] machine.
My dick, parts to seize.
Yo dick, farts and [F#] tweets.
My dick, rumblin' in the jungle.
Yo dick, got touched by your [C#] uncle.
My dick, goes to yoga.
Yo [G#m] dick, fruit [G#] roller.
My dick, [F#] grade A beef.
Yo dick, made A [C#] geek.
My dick, sick and dangerous.
Yo dick, quick and painless.
My [C] dick, enough [F#] said.
Yo dick, love [C#] spread.
It's time, that [F] we let the world know.
[B] Dude, you gotta let your girl go.
DS is the best in the business.
P.S. we got dicks like [G#m] Jesus.
It's time, that we let the world know.
Dude, you [F#] gotta let your girl go.
DS is the best in the business.
P.S. we got dicks like [C#] Jesus.
Dicks like Jesus.
Dicks like
Key:
C#
G#
F#
G#m
A#
C#
G#
F#
_ [C#m] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [F#] _ _ _ [F#] _
My dick, [G#m] plus the late night fee.
Yo dick, got the [G#] HIV.
My dick, placed on the double feature screen.
Yo dick, went straight to DVD.
[C#] My dick, bigger than a bridge.
Yo dick, look like a little [A#] kid's.
My dick, [C#] large like the Chargers, the whole team.
Yo shit look like [G#] you 14.
My dick, locked in a cage, right?
Yo dick, subbing from stage, right?
My dick, so hot it's stolen.
Yo dick, look like Gary [C#] Coleman.
My dick, pink and big.
Yo dick, stinks like [Gm] chip.
My dick, gotta see the [G#] dude.
Yo dick, need the tweezer, [C#] dude.
My dick, is like super sized.
Yo dick, look like two [F#] fries.
My dick, more mass than the earth.
Yo dick, half-staff, it need [C#] work.
My dick, been there and done that.
Yo dick, sits there with [F#] Dutch Cap.
My dick, VIP.
Yo shit, needs ID.
[C#] It's time that we let the world know, dude.
[G#] You gotta let your [D#m] girl go.
DS is the best in the business.
BS, [G#] we got dicks like [F] Deezus.
It's time that we let the world know, dude.
You gotta let your girl go.
[C] DS is the best in the business.
BS, [D#m] we got dicks like [C#] Deezus.
[F] My dick mean no introduction.
Yo dick, don't even [G#] function.
My dick, served a whole luncheon.
Yo dick, [A#] it look like a munchkin.
My dick, size of a [G#] pumpkin.
Yo dick, look like [A#] McCulley Logan.
My dick, good good lovin'.
Yo dick, good from [C#] nothin'.
My dick, bench [E] press 350.
Yo dick, could've shot [G#] lift at 50.
My dick, pretty damn skippy.
Yo dick, hungry as a [C#] hippie.
My dick, don't fit down the timony.
Yo dick, it's like a [B] kid from the Philippines.
My dick, [G#] is like an M16.
Yo dick, broken vending [C#] machine.
My dick, parts to seize.
Yo dick, farts and [F#] tweets.
My dick, rumblin' in the jungle.
Yo dick, got touched by your [C#] uncle.
My dick, goes to yoga.
Yo [G#m] dick, fruit [G#] roller.
My dick, [F#] grade A beef.
Yo dick, made A [C#] geek.
My dick, sick and dangerous.
Yo dick, quick and painless.
My [C] dick, enough [F#] said.
Yo dick, love [C#] spread.
It's time, that [F] we let the world know.
[B] Dude, you gotta let your girl go.
DS is the best in the business.
P.S. we got dicks like [G#m] Jesus.
It's time, that we let the world know.
Dude, you [F#] gotta let your girl go.
DS is the best in the business.
P.S. we got dicks like [C#] Jesus.
_ Dicks like Jesus.
_ Dicks like
_ _ _ [F#] _ _ _ [F#] _
My dick, [G#m] plus the late night fee.
Yo dick, got the [G#] HIV.
My dick, placed on the double feature screen.
Yo dick, went straight to DVD.
[C#] My dick, bigger than a bridge.
Yo dick, look like a little [A#] kid's.
My dick, [C#] large like the Chargers, the whole team.
Yo shit look like [G#] you 14.
My dick, locked in a cage, right?
Yo dick, subbing from stage, right?
My dick, so hot it's stolen.
Yo dick, look like Gary [C#] Coleman.
My dick, pink and big.
Yo dick, stinks like [Gm] chip.
My dick, gotta see the [G#] dude.
Yo dick, need the tweezer, [C#] dude.
My dick, is like super sized.
Yo dick, look like two [F#] fries.
My dick, more mass than the earth.
Yo dick, half-staff, it need [C#] work.
My dick, been there and done that.
Yo dick, sits there with [F#] Dutch Cap.
My dick, VIP.
Yo shit, needs ID.
[C#] It's time that we let the world know, dude.
[G#] You gotta let your [D#m] girl go.
DS is the best in the business.
BS, [G#] we got dicks like [F] Deezus.
It's time that we let the world know, dude.
You gotta let your girl go.
[C] DS is the best in the business.
BS, [D#m] we got dicks like [C#] Deezus.
[F] My dick mean no introduction.
Yo dick, don't even [G#] function.
My dick, served a whole luncheon.
Yo dick, [A#] it look like a munchkin.
My dick, size of a [G#] pumpkin.
Yo dick, look like [A#] McCulley Logan.
My dick, good good lovin'.
Yo dick, good from [C#] nothin'.
My dick, bench [E] press 350.
Yo dick, could've shot [G#] lift at 50.
My dick, pretty damn skippy.
Yo dick, hungry as a [C#] hippie.
My dick, don't fit down the timony.
Yo dick, it's like a [B] kid from the Philippines.
My dick, [G#] is like an M16.
Yo dick, broken vending [C#] machine.
My dick, parts to seize.
Yo dick, farts and [F#] tweets.
My dick, rumblin' in the jungle.
Yo dick, got touched by your [C#] uncle.
My dick, goes to yoga.
Yo [G#m] dick, fruit [G#] roller.
My dick, [F#] grade A beef.
Yo dick, made A [C#] geek.
My dick, sick and dangerous.
Yo dick, quick and painless.
My [C] dick, enough [F#] said.
Yo dick, love [C#] spread.
It's time, that [F] we let the world know.
[B] Dude, you gotta let your girl go.
DS is the best in the business.
P.S. we got dicks like [G#m] Jesus.
It's time, that we let the world know.
Dude, you [F#] gotta let your girl go.
DS is the best in the business.
P.S. we got dicks like [C#] Jesus.
_ Dicks like Jesus.
_ Dicks like