Chords for My Girlfriend's Dead

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_ _ _ _ I once [F] had a girlfriend, [Gm] but then [Dm] one day she dumped me.
[Eb] And everywhere I go, [F] people would ask [Bb] me where she was.
_ [Eb] I don't want [F] to talk about [Eb] her.
Someone [F] always asks about [Eb] her.
So I tell [F] them all my [Bb] girlfriend's dead.
_ _ _ I say it's [F] leukemia, [G] or sometimes [D] bulimia,
[Eb] or a great big truck [F] ran her over [Bb] and shot her in the head.
[Eb] I don't want [F] to talk about [Eb] her.
Someone [F] always asks about [Eb] her.
So I tell [F] them all [Bb] she's dead.
_ _ I guess [F] it's a part of [G] me that lacks [D] sympathy.
[Eb] All the looks on their faces [F] when I tell them how [Bb] she passed away.
_ _ [Eb] I don't [F] want to talk about [Eb] her.
Someone [F] always asks about [Eb] her.
So I tell [F] them all [Bb] she's dead.
My [Gm] girlfriend's dead.
My [D] girlfriend's dead.
It's a total lie, but it's easier on [Eb] me than having to admit [F] that she likes [Bb] someone else.
_ [Gm] My girlfriend's dead.
My [Dm] girlfriend's dead.
[G] Please change the subject.
[D] You're going to [Eb] go jump off a building [F] and join [Bb] her in heaven.
I [Eb] don't [F] want to talk about [Eb] her.
Someone always asks about her.
So I tell [F] them all [Bb] she's dead. _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ I [F] once had a [G] girlfriend, but then [A] one day she dumped [Eb] me.
Then everywhere I [F] go, people would [Bb] ask me where she was.
[Eb] I don't [F] want to talk about [Eb] her.
Someone [F] always asks about [Eb] her.
So I [F] tell them all my [E] girlfriend's dead.
_ _ [Eb] I don't [F] want to talk [Eb] about her.
Someone always asks about her.
So I [F] tell them all my [Bb] girlfriend's dead.
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