Chords for My Little Pony Dumb Ways to Die

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Set fire [F] to [G] your hair
[F] _
[C] Poke a stick at a grizzly [F] bear
Eat _ medicine [C] that's out [G] of [C] date
Use your private [F] parts [G] as piranha [C] bait
_ [G] Dumb ways [Am] to die
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[F] So many [D] dumb ways [G] to [F] die _
[C] _ [G] Dumb ways [Am] to die
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[F] So many [G] dumb ways [C] to die _
_ _ [F] _ [C] Get your toast [F] out with [C] a fork
[F] _ [C] Do your own electrical [F] work
_ [C] Teach [F] yourself [C] how to fly
[F] _ [C] Eat a two [F] week old [C] _ [F] unrefrigerated [C] pie
[G] Dumb [Am] ways to die
[Em] _ [F] So many [D] dumb ways [G] to die
[F] _ _ [C] _ Dumb [Am] ways to die
[Em] _ [F] So many dumb [C] ways to die
Invite a [F] psycho killer [C] inside
[F] _ [C] Scratch [F] drug dealers' [C] brands [F] awry
[C] Take your [F] helmet [C] off and out of space
Use a [D] clothes dryer [C] as a [F] hiding [C] place
_ [G] Dumb [Am] ways to [Em] die
[F] So [D] many dumb [G] ways to [Am] die
_ [C] _ [G] Dumb [Am] ways to die
[Em] _ [F] So [D] many dumb [C] ways to die
Keep a rattlesnake as a pet
_ Put up boaty kidneys on the [F] internet
_ _ Eat a tube of [G] super glue
I [D] wonder what's this red [G] button [C] do?
[G] Dumb [Am] ways to [Em] die
[F] So [D] many dumb [G] ways to [Am] die
_ [C] _ _ [Bm] Dumb [Am] ways to [Em] die _ _ _ _
So _ [F] _ many [C] dumb ways to die
_ [F] _ [G] Dress up [C] like a moose during hunting [F] _ _ [G] season _
[F] Serve [G] a nest [C] of wasps for no [F] good _ _ reason
[G] Stand on the edge [Am] of a train station [Em] platform
Drive around the boom, [F] get at a level crossing
[G] Run across the tracks [Am] between the [Em] platforms
_ [F] There's enough rhyme, [G] but there quite possibly
_ [C] _ [G] Dumbest ways [Am] to [Em] die
_ [C] _ [G] Dumbest ways [Am] to [Em] die
_ [C] _ [Em] Dumbest [Am] ways to die
[Em] _ _ _ _
So _ _ [F] many dumb, [D]
so many dumb [C] ways to die _ _