Chords for My Vault Experience with Gene Simmons of KISS 2-24-18

Stop, it doesn't matter, stop.
_ _ I got lucky.
I want to thank you for waiting this long.
Yes, it's a pleasure.
_ _ I want to personalize this.
This should say to KFB, KFB. _
Pretty soon Eric Singer.
_ _ _ Want me to put IMND?
IMND.com
It was supposed to be. _
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_ How's the wife and kids?
Wonderful. _ _
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So you had a lady that was in, a lady that went to court for beating her husband with her car.
For beating her husband to death with her car. _
_ _ _ _ You got to ask first the offender.
She said no, first the gift and then the offender. _ _ _
_ _ _ _ So this is the largest box that of all time we've ever sold. _ _ _ _ _
Pull it _ like this and the light always goes on.
This _ is over 10 hours of music, _ 50,000 words.
Feel it?
Awesome.
Yeah, it's badass.
[N] So now, Gene Simmons, if it's too loud you're too old in Latin.
_ [Eb] And this is a safe compartment. _
_ [Bb] This [Db] goes for my private stash.
[Bb] Please sit down.
_ _ _ _ [C] _ Everything was in bubble wrap and everything else.
_ _ _ And so now we'll take each one out.
I'll show you the light.
I love the bubble wrap.
_ _ How cute.
_ _ [E] _ _ _ _ [Eb]
Alright, [N] so this is mint as you can tell.
It's not a shred of brown or anything because it's all in bubble wrap.
So it's never seen the light of day.
This is from 1979.
This is 39 years old. _
_ _ I love this. _ _ _
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_ _ _ Two of them. _ _
Who did you blow this?
_ [Bb] Wow. _
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_ [Gm] _ _ [N] _ You love this, huh?
Yeah.
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_ _ These are very collectible, as you can tell.
They're made out of metal.
_ Mint. _
_ [Bb] _ _ Oh, see.
[Gb] _ The real _ [N] items.
Everybody tries to get confused.
I _ think this is from Osaka.
Trust me, I've got quite a few of the hard rock. _
And this is a mint never used [Bb] backstage pass.
As you know, the female of the species will blow you just to get this.
Only not the very hard.
_ _ [B]
Are we done in there or is there more?
[Bb] I think we are.
_ [Gb] I think we are.
You can't, if you want to, [Bb] you can't.
No, that's it.
_ [Bb] _ _ [G] _ _
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_ [C] _ _ _ [N] _ _ _ _
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_ _ _ _ _ _ I'm ready to try this.
[Gb] I've been getting pleasure out of [Gm] it.
Ace is all over the place.
I've been getting pleasure out of it.
I'm lucky this is the first [Ab] time.
_ [C] This is one of those fucking technics.
_ What happens? _
_ [N] We're all inhuman?
I'm not.
Or almost anyway.
[G] _
_ Do I have to say it?
I'm a real guy.
_ [Bb] _ _ _
_ _ _ _ I'm a [F] sweet girl.
I work with farm animals and everything.
Also, I have a little riddle for [Bb] you.
Yes?
_ There are 30 cows in a field.
Yeah.
And 28 chickens.
Yeah.
How many did not?
_ _ _ How many [Bb] did not?
Correct.
I ate them all?
Huh?
I ate them [G] all?
Oh, shit.
_ _ Is that the [F] answer?
The answer is 10.
See, you took it as 8, A-T-E.
But [Gb] when you say 30 [C] cows and then 28 chickens, people will [G] think of the number 28.
So, you're smarter than the average bear.
[N] _ _
So I answered correctly?
Yes, you did.
Wow.
I didn't know that.
Close, anyway.
There's 10 that did not [Bb] eat chickens. _ _
_ _ Wow.
So then let's get a picture of you guys together.
We'll do that.
We get a political record there.
[Ebm] I actually have written, [Bb] should that be the one?
_ [G] It's primed.
Oh, [N] is it?
Anything you want.
Okay.
_ _ Yeah. _ _
_ Oh, and I had that on the sheet, Gene.
I'm sorry. _
Can you hand me that sheet?
Yes, I just wanted to see if you could [Bb] compromise that. _
_ _ I _ _ _ _ try not to [Gb] make it too hard.
If you want to put, [G] dreams do come true, to shorten it up, [N] that's cool with me too. _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ So, [C] four side now.
[N] _ _ _ [Bb] _ _ _ [G]
And I will see you in handy.
[N] Get you there.
200 feet, monotographer.
This is his thing.
Okay, but you come on that side.
We'll get a good picture.
_ Okay.
Awesome.
Whoops.
_ _ _ You.
Can Michael get in on this?
No, but on one side.
Go ahead, Michael.
Okay, put the stacker down so I can get my desk back.
[N] Sorry. _ _ _
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