Chords for My Wife

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_ _ _ [E] _ _ _ [D] I ain't been home since Friday [E] night, now my wife is [B] coming after me.
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She said she's [G] gonna find some rock and [E] get some warm.
_ _ _ _ [D] She'd be a party card, a [G] fuck up to the West Coast.
[F#] When she _ comes, _ _ _ _ [B] _
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I'm gonna buy her a tape [G] and have her play.
When she catches up to me, won't [E] be no time for me playing.
[D] She thinks I'll give her another [E] one, I'm packing up, the [B] standard habits same.
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Gonna buy a pop car, [G] put on my leg boots and [E] take a long, long drive.
_ _ _ [D] I may have lost a tendon [G] on my body, but [F#] I'm still feeling alive.
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All I did was [F#] have a drink too much to drink, [B] and I picked the wrong [C#m] piece of meat.
[E] I picked up on the low, [F#] and now I ain't got time [B] to think. _ _ _ _ _ _ _
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Gonna buy a tank [G] and a double plane.
When she catches up with me, won't [E] be no time to explain.
[D] She thinks I'll give her another [E] one, I'm packing up, [B] the standard habits same.
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Gonna buy a pop [G] car, put on my leg boots [E] and take a long, long drive.
_ _ [D] I may have lost a tendon [G] on my body, but [F#] I'm still feeling alive.
_ _ _ _ [E] And I'm gonna slow, [F#] _ silent, but I ain't [B] gonna lay down on [C#] the floor.
I'm [E] gonna rest some [F#] time, so I can get the nuts [B] on.
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_ _ _ _ _ She's coming, _ _ _ _ _ she's coming, _ _ _ _ _ she's coming, _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
she's _ _ _ coming, _ _ _ _ _ _ she's coming. _
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