Chords for NADINE says the DARNDEST things!
Tempo:
106.225 bpm
Chords used:
A
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C
Ab
F
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
Start Jamming...
[C] I have someone who can check it [F] out for me.
Yes, she's coming [A] in the door [C] now.
Hey, get [G] [N] that tongue back in your mouth.
How you doing, Nadine?
I'm doing good.
How you doing?
It's good to see you again.
My body's up so my mind ought to follow later.
What?
I said my body's up so my mind ought to follow later.
I doubt that.
How you doing?
It hasn't in the past.
I just thought of something bad and
will
not do that.
Won't go there, right?
By the way, I heard you fell.
I did.
I fell real hard for Lou Anne 50 years ago
and she gave me this bracelet.
Whoa.
You don't even deserve that.
I do too.
It says, to have and to hold 50 years ago.
Wow.
You did good, girl.
[G] She really did good.
What'd you get?
Oh, you mean the bracelet.
[Am]
[N] You got a ring?
I know.
She gets a ring every year.
I'm just trying to tell Homer two dozen roses might help.
And a bottle of wine.
Might take more than a bottle of wine.
Thank you, Lou Anne.
Thank you, Lou Anne.
Keep him happy.
Renee says she's got better-tasting bracelets
than she does men,
but I don't know.
I would say so myself.
I've been shopping with a woman.
She's got good taste.
She does.
It's just never spilled over on me.
How y'all doing?
We're doing good.
Good to see you, Marty.
All you boys.
Got your boys there with you.
Good-looking bunch.
That's Mike McGuire.
That's Jamie Michael.
That's Stan Muncie.
You gotta slow down now.
I can't remember these names.
Paul Paul
Sanders.
That's the sheriff.
I got him down.
Like that hair, Paul.
Thank you.
He's the Johnny Bravo of country music.
I believe it.
Got that little dip right there.
No, the dip is the lead singer.
Yeah.
Whoa!
I tell you what.
He's sharp.
He might have fallen,
but he got up sharp.
That's better.
How's your grandbabies doing?
Excellent.
I went to my grandson's football game
the other day.
Me and Homer did.
The coach called him over there
and he said,
I want y'all to be really good.
This is a championship game.
No tantrums.
No hollering at the referee.
I want y'all to be good.
You hear me?
They said, we understand.
He said, now go tell your parents.
I've seen some big fights out there.
It's true.
My granddaughter, she's six.
Teacher called her, my daughter,
she said she came in there
and walked up to the desk
and said, I don't want this to sound like a threat,
but my daddy said last night
that if my grades don't come up there,
somebody's going to get a butt kicking.
I don't think he was talking about the teacher.
She was over at the house the other night.
She spent the night with us
and Homer's got this hearing aid
and they were sitting there in the rocking chair
and he was reading her this story.
Every once in a while,
this hearing aid will start to ring.
It'll squeal real loud.
You can hear it.
She said, Papa, I think you got an email.
Then the next morning,
he took her over to the mall
and I knew better than to let him go by himself.
I didn't go with him.
He was out there walking her around
and she got away from him.
Mall cop picked her up
and he said, who are you supposed to be with?
She said, I'm with my Papa.
He said, what's he like?
She said, Dr.
Pepper and Matlock reruns.
Takes after her grandma.
I'm going to go over and put the sign up.
It's going to say, faith is like Wi-Fi.
It's invisible, but it has
the power to connect you to what you need.
Oh, that's good.
That's very true.
Hey [A] y'all, thanks for [Gb] stopping [A] by.
Don't forget to [D]
subscribe,
like and ring the [Ab] bell.
[A] [Ab] [G]
Yes, she's coming [A] in the door [C] now.
Hey, get [G] [N] that tongue back in your mouth.
How you doing, Nadine?
I'm doing good.
How you doing?
It's good to see you again.
My body's up so my mind ought to follow later.
What?
I said my body's up so my mind ought to follow later.
I doubt that.
How you doing?
It hasn't in the past.
I just thought of something bad and
will
not do that.
Won't go there, right?
By the way, I heard you fell.
I did.
I fell real hard for Lou Anne 50 years ago
and she gave me this bracelet.
Whoa.
You don't even deserve that.
I do too.
It says, to have and to hold 50 years ago.
Wow.
You did good, girl.
[G] She really did good.
What'd you get?
Oh, you mean the bracelet.
[Am]
[N] You got a ring?
I know.
She gets a ring every year.
I'm just trying to tell Homer two dozen roses might help.
And a bottle of wine.
Might take more than a bottle of wine.
Thank you, Lou Anne.
Thank you, Lou Anne.
Keep him happy.
Renee says she's got better-tasting bracelets
than she does men,
but I don't know.
I would say so myself.
I've been shopping with a woman.
She's got good taste.
She does.
It's just never spilled over on me.
How y'all doing?
We're doing good.
Good to see you, Marty.
All you boys.
Got your boys there with you.
Good-looking bunch.
That's Mike McGuire.
That's Jamie Michael.
That's Stan Muncie.
You gotta slow down now.
I can't remember these names.
Paul Paul
Sanders.
That's the sheriff.
I got him down.
Like that hair, Paul.
Thank you.
He's the Johnny Bravo of country music.
I believe it.
Got that little dip right there.
No, the dip is the lead singer.
Yeah.
Whoa!
I tell you what.
He's sharp.
He might have fallen,
but he got up sharp.
That's better.
How's your grandbabies doing?
Excellent.
I went to my grandson's football game
the other day.
Me and Homer did.
The coach called him over there
and he said,
I want y'all to be really good.
This is a championship game.
No tantrums.
No hollering at the referee.
I want y'all to be good.
You hear me?
They said, we understand.
He said, now go tell your parents.
I've seen some big fights out there.
It's true.
My granddaughter, she's six.
Teacher called her, my daughter,
she said she came in there
and walked up to the desk
and said, I don't want this to sound like a threat,
but my daddy said last night
that if my grades don't come up there,
somebody's going to get a butt kicking.
I don't think he was talking about the teacher.
She was over at the house the other night.
She spent the night with us
and Homer's got this hearing aid
and they were sitting there in the rocking chair
and he was reading her this story.
Every once in a while,
this hearing aid will start to ring.
It'll squeal real loud.
You can hear it.
She said, Papa, I think you got an email.
Then the next morning,
he took her over to the mall
and I knew better than to let him go by himself.
I didn't go with him.
He was out there walking her around
and she got away from him.
Mall cop picked her up
and he said, who are you supposed to be with?
She said, I'm with my Papa.
He said, what's he like?
She said, Dr.
Pepper and Matlock reruns.
Takes after her grandma.
I'm going to go over and put the sign up.
It's going to say, faith is like Wi-Fi.
It's invisible, but it has
the power to connect you to what you need.
Oh, that's good.
That's very true.
Hey [A] y'all, thanks for [Gb] stopping [A] by.
Don't forget to [D]
subscribe,
like and ring the [Ab] bell.
[A] [Ab] [G]
Key:
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G
C
Ab
F
A
G
C
[C] _ _ I have someone who can check it [F] out for me.
Yes, she's coming [A] in the door [C] now.
_ _ Hey, _ get _ [G] [N] that tongue back in your mouth. _
How you doing, Nadine?
I'm doing good.
How you doing?
It's good to see you again.
My body's up so my mind ought to follow later.
What?
I said my body's up so my mind ought to follow later.
I doubt that.
How you doing?
It hasn't in the past. _ _
_ I just thought of something bad _ and_
_ _will
not do that.
Won't go there, right?
_ By the way, I heard you fell.
I did.
I fell real hard for Lou Anne 50 years ago
and she gave me this bracelet.
Whoa.
You don't even deserve that.
I do too.
It _ _ _ says, to have and to hold 50 years ago.
_ Wow.
You did good, girl.
[G] She really did good.
_ What'd you get?
Oh, you mean the bracelet.
_ [Am] _ _
[N] You got a ring?
I know.
She gets a ring every year. _
_ I'm just trying to tell Homer two dozen roses might help.
And a bottle of wine.
_ _ Might take more than a bottle of wine.
_ _ _ Thank you, Lou Anne.
Thank you, Lou Anne.
Keep him happy.
_ Renee says she's got better-tasting bracelets
than she does men,
but I don't know. _ _
I would say so myself.
_ I've been shopping with a woman.
She's got good taste.
She does.
It's just never spilled over on me. _
_ How y'all doing?
We're doing good.
Good to see you, Marty.
All you boys.
Got your boys there with you.
_ Good-looking bunch.
That's Mike McGuire.
That's Jamie Michael.
That's Stan Muncie.
You gotta slow down now.
I can't remember these names. _ _
Paul_ _ _ Paul_ _ _
_ Sanders.
_ _ _ That's the sheriff.
I got him down.
Like that hair, Paul.
Thank you.
He's the Johnny Bravo of country music.
I believe it.
_ Got that little dip right there.
No, the dip is the lead singer.
Yeah.
_ Whoa! _
I tell you what.
He's sharp.
He _ might have fallen,
but he got up sharp.
_ That's better.
_ _ How's your grandbabies doing?
Excellent.
I went to my grandson's football game
the other day.
Me and Homer did.
The coach called him over there
and he said,
I want y'all to be really good.
This is a championship game.
No _ _ tantrums.
No hollering at the referee.
I want y'all to be good.
You hear me?
They said, we understand.
He said, now go tell your parents. _ _ _ _
I've seen some big fights out there.
It's true.
_ My granddaughter, she's six.
Teacher called her, my daughter,
_ she said she came in there
and walked up to the desk
and said, I don't want this to sound like a threat,
but my daddy said last night
that if my grades don't come up there,
somebody's going to get a butt kicking. _
_ _ _ _ I don't think he was talking about the teacher.
_ _ She was over at the house the other night.
She spent the night with us
and Homer's got this hearing aid
and they were sitting there in the rocking chair
and he was reading her this story.
Every once in a while,
this hearing aid will start to ring.
It'll squeal real loud.
You can hear it.
She _ said, Papa, I think you got an email. _ _ _ _ _ _
Then the next morning,
he took her over to the mall
and I knew better than to let him go by himself.
I didn't go with him.
He was out there walking her around
and she got away from him.
Mall cop picked her up
and he said, who are you supposed to be with?
She said, I'm with my Papa.
He said, what's he like?
She said, Dr.
Pepper and Matlock reruns.
_ _ _ _ Takes _ _ _ _ after her grandma.
_ I'm going to go over and put the sign up.
It's going to say, faith is like Wi-Fi.
It's invisible, but it has
the power to connect you to what you need.
Oh, that's good.
That's very true.
Hey _ [A] y'all, thanks for [Gb] stopping [A] by.
Don't forget to [D]
subscribe,
like and ring the [Ab] bell.
[A] _ [Ab] _ [G] _
Yes, she's coming [A] in the door [C] now.
_ _ Hey, _ get _ [G] [N] that tongue back in your mouth. _
How you doing, Nadine?
I'm doing good.
How you doing?
It's good to see you again.
My body's up so my mind ought to follow later.
What?
I said my body's up so my mind ought to follow later.
I doubt that.
How you doing?
It hasn't in the past. _ _
_ I just thought of something bad _ and_
_ _will
not do that.
Won't go there, right?
_ By the way, I heard you fell.
I did.
I fell real hard for Lou Anne 50 years ago
and she gave me this bracelet.
Whoa.
You don't even deserve that.
I do too.
It _ _ _ says, to have and to hold 50 years ago.
_ Wow.
You did good, girl.
[G] She really did good.
_ What'd you get?
Oh, you mean the bracelet.
_ [Am] _ _
[N] You got a ring?
I know.
She gets a ring every year. _
_ I'm just trying to tell Homer two dozen roses might help.
And a bottle of wine.
_ _ Might take more than a bottle of wine.
_ _ _ Thank you, Lou Anne.
Thank you, Lou Anne.
Keep him happy.
_ Renee says she's got better-tasting bracelets
than she does men,
but I don't know. _ _
I would say so myself.
_ I've been shopping with a woman.
She's got good taste.
She does.
It's just never spilled over on me. _
_ How y'all doing?
We're doing good.
Good to see you, Marty.
All you boys.
Got your boys there with you.
_ Good-looking bunch.
That's Mike McGuire.
That's Jamie Michael.
That's Stan Muncie.
You gotta slow down now.
I can't remember these names. _ _
Paul_ _ _ Paul_ _ _
_ Sanders.
_ _ _ That's the sheriff.
I got him down.
Like that hair, Paul.
Thank you.
He's the Johnny Bravo of country music.
I believe it.
_ Got that little dip right there.
No, the dip is the lead singer.
Yeah.
_ Whoa! _
I tell you what.
He's sharp.
He _ might have fallen,
but he got up sharp.
_ That's better.
_ _ How's your grandbabies doing?
Excellent.
I went to my grandson's football game
the other day.
Me and Homer did.
The coach called him over there
and he said,
I want y'all to be really good.
This is a championship game.
No _ _ tantrums.
No hollering at the referee.
I want y'all to be good.
You hear me?
They said, we understand.
He said, now go tell your parents. _ _ _ _
I've seen some big fights out there.
It's true.
_ My granddaughter, she's six.
Teacher called her, my daughter,
_ she said she came in there
and walked up to the desk
and said, I don't want this to sound like a threat,
but my daddy said last night
that if my grades don't come up there,
somebody's going to get a butt kicking. _
_ _ _ _ I don't think he was talking about the teacher.
_ _ She was over at the house the other night.
She spent the night with us
and Homer's got this hearing aid
and they were sitting there in the rocking chair
and he was reading her this story.
Every once in a while,
this hearing aid will start to ring.
It'll squeal real loud.
You can hear it.
She _ said, Papa, I think you got an email. _ _ _ _ _ _
Then the next morning,
he took her over to the mall
and I knew better than to let him go by himself.
I didn't go with him.
He was out there walking her around
and she got away from him.
Mall cop picked her up
and he said, who are you supposed to be with?
She said, I'm with my Papa.
He said, what's he like?
She said, Dr.
Pepper and Matlock reruns.
_ _ _ _ Takes _ _ _ _ after her grandma.
_ I'm going to go over and put the sign up.
It's going to say, faith is like Wi-Fi.
It's invisible, but it has
the power to connect you to what you need.
Oh, that's good.
That's very true.
Hey _ [A] y'all, thanks for [Gb] stopping [A] by.
Don't forget to [D]
subscribe,
like and ring the [Ab] bell.
[A] _ [Ab] _ [G] _